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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So there is a ghost ship out in the Atlantic somewhere crewed by cannibal rats, apparently it may hit Scotland Ireland Devon, Cornwall or even Lundy!
Why can't it just hit France? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I saw that.
I find it quite fascinating that in this day and age a huge bloody great ship can just float around the world for weeks on its own.
Maybe the rats are able to steer it now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely if the rats where cannibals they would of eaten themselves
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surely they would eat each other.
you would have to be a rather silly cannibal to eat yourself lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Left in isolations like that for weeks on end they will have evolved beyond recognition. They will like Ratosapians or some shit yo. Fucking mental."
Do you think they will have opposable thumbs yet?
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"Left in isolations like that for weeks on end they will have evolved beyond recognition. They will like Ratosapians or some shit yo. Fucking mental.
Do you think they will have opposable thumbs yet?
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I think it's worse than that, it's opposable ears!  |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Can't they just sink it or would the upset caused to the tree huggers outweigh the introduction of cannibal rats to Britain?"
suprised it hasnt already been sunk as a hazard to navigation for other ships no doubt someone is planning to take it in tow for salvage and hollywood scriptwriters are feverishley working on a movie
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Left in isolations like that for weeks on end they will have evolved beyond recognition. They will like Ratosapians or some shit yo. Fucking mental.
Do you think they will have opposable thumbs yet?
I think it's worse than that, it's opposable ears! "
When they get opposable whiskers then we'd better put up the barricades. Just one of them getting into the British Rattus Rattus population and we're doomed.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Can't they just sink it or would the upset caused to the tree huggers outweigh the introduction of cannibal rats to Britain?suprised it hasnt already been sunk as a hazard to navigation for other ships no doubt someone is planning to take it in tow for salvage and hollywood scriptwriters are feverishley working on a movie "
Holiday would want some people at jeopardy and battling with the rats on board. Who should play the humans?
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"Left in isolations like that for weeks on end they will have evolved beyond recognition. They will like Ratosapians or some shit yo. Fucking mental.
Do you think they will have opposable thumbs yet?
I think it's worse than that, it's opposable ears!
When they get opposable whiskers then we'd better put up the barricades. Just one of them getting into the British Rattus Rattus population and we're doomed.
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This is how Z Day starts.
*stock piles* |
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