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Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
then you thought wrong.
you may need to check your expectations.
oh, and we are a couple and dont look for any of those things on your list there, so guess you are either wrong (again) or just messaging couples that your obviously dont match what they want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is a swinging site which isn't all about sex, big social element to it too and couples just like anybody else can pick & choose who they have sex with.
I believe they called preferences.
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
What would you prefer, the list simply says "pulse" and you risk meeting somebody who has fucked anything that moves. We should all have preferences and standards, in the long run it makes for happier and safer playing - with the added bonus that is you meet someone you actually prefer to meet, the satisfaction level may also meet our expectations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its not excuses, they are reasons.
why would they need an excuse not to meet you?
has this really been going on since your last verified meet (november 2012?)
jesus, i would have packed up and gone back to the real world by now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
so does a sex site mean you should have to fuck everyone who mails you? I thought we all had the pleasure of choice.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
Gosh, whatever gave you that idea, its a site about recipies, make up tips and bedding, for excitement we sometimes discuss pee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
and your a single guy with a list of 25 things you want!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are still in a recession so people will cut back on things from their shopping lists like age and waist size, but they refuse to cut back on the amount of meat they want.
Blame the bankers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx"
A bit of rough is always a pleasant change, and more than a mouthful is a waste..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are a couple and we advertise what we would like if people are not suitable then a polite thanks but no thanks is given.
It seems as this gentleman has had a few knock backs.
People use this site for fun and frolicks, if you are not getting what you want then maybe you are not what people are looking for.
Good luck with your search happy swinging xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site
and your a single guy with a list of 25 things you want!!!!!!! "
Lol! 
We all have preferences. Some will be on profiles. Some you will discover by messages. Doesn't make any reason for decline an 'excuse'.
So long as a reason doesn't contradict someone's stated preferences there's no reason to complain. Clarity is everything and any 'preference' should be respected.
I suspect if someone queried how a straight guy is interested in TV/TS you could provide a reason you'd expect them to be happy with. Likewise when someone else provides a reason for a decline why should you question it? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
Some people have very specific ideas as to what they want in a meet. Nothing wrong with that - it is a personal choice.
Of course, the more specific, lengthy and detailled the "dos and Don'ts" list as a rule of thumb... the fewer the people to whom the profile appeals.
I have been on this site, on and off for about 5 years and it sure works for me.
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx"
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection... ...of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection......of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
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insults very rarely have to have any element in truth so whether anyone is fat/ugly/stupid or not, the insults still fly all the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its beginning to make me laugh.
wanting single meets :-
you must be bi
you must have at least a 9" cock minimum
live about 15 mins away and meet at the drop of a hat
No more than a 34" waste.
Over 50? no chance
I thought this was a sex site "
So on your assumption that this is a sex site (btw it's a swingers site) couples should not have preferences and should just meet anybody??!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little bit of rough is fine, it makes things a lot smoother But too much and...
Ok, just threw up a little in my mouth... C xx"
hey dont you be backing out now.
you said you would like to meet up.
its too late now.
you are obliged to have a drink with us roughies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Generally we will not meet anyone over 35, it would be the same if either of us were single too. we will meet people however it would be appreciated if people we do not find attractive or engaging would accept it and move on. nothing puts people off than keeping a grudge because you didn't get sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx"
sorry i dont agree your not fat and as for being rough how do they define rough.
you seem a nice couple from your posts in the past (and im not looking to butter you up for meet) before i get accused of it.
preferences are perfectly acceptable after all swinging is about social, lifestyle and fantasies, however being nasty in their responses is not acceptable its just a trait that seems to be on the increase. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A better way to pit the problem is, single guys go looking for couples, but then some want to meet only bi men, some are only looking for vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe men, some have an age preference so what happens is the guy can't tick a box moves on, can't tick boxes there moves on then when he finds a couple in his area he ticks all the boxes ....... And either gets no reply or his face doesn't fit, a man can only tick all the boxes of but a few couples in their area and once they have been turned down or ignored there ain't anywhere else they can go, and it can be frustrating!!!
So why moan on the forums eh? or turn bi...... Or find a barbie sized sky remote or lie about your age! |
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"A better way to pit the problem is, single guys go looking for couples, but then some want to meet only bi men, some are only looking for vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe men, some have an age preference so what happens is the guy can't tick a box moves on, can't tick boxes there moves on then when he finds a couple in his area he ticks all the boxes ....... And either gets no reply or his face doesn't fit, a man can only tick all the boxes of but a few couples in their area and once they have been turned down or ignored there ain't anywhere else they can go, and it can be frustrating!!!
So why moan on the forums eh? or turn bi...... Or find a barbie sized sky remote or lie about your age!"
is a vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe cock 6" |
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection......of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
insults very rarely have to have any element in truth so whether anyone is fat/ugly/stupid or not, the insults still fly all the same"
Unfortunately that's true. Can't they just feel the love? It would be a much happier place.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection......of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
insults very rarely have to have any element in truth so whether anyone is fat/ugly/stupid or not, the insults still fly all the same
Unfortunately that's true. Can't they just feel the love? It would be a much happier place.... "
in with anger out with love |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection......of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
insults very rarely have to have any element in truth so whether anyone is fat/ugly/stupid or not, the insults still fly all the same
Unfortunately that's true. Can't they just feel the love? It would be a much happier place.... "
they are trying to feel your love, but you knock them back.
thats why the insults fly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A better way to pit the problem is, single guys go looking for couples, but then some want to meet only bi men, some are only looking for vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe men, some have an age preference so what happens is the guy can't tick a box moves on, can't tick boxes there moves on then when he finds a couple in his area he ticks all the boxes ....... And either gets no reply or his face doesn't fit, a man can only tick all the boxes of but a few couples in their area and once they have been turned down or ignored there ain't anywhere else they can go, and it can be frustrating!!!
So why moan on the forums eh? or turn bi...... Or find a barbie sized sky remote or lie about your age!
is a vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe cock 6" "
On here I don't think 6" classifies as actually being a penis...... And the man with on probably not a man!! - or at least not worth talking to |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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""Waist" not waste!
Or are you referring to plumbing fittings?  "
Perhaps they wanted to waste 34" - of what I don't know.
I have a couples shopping list and it usually has milk and bread on it but this week it was fish and veg. These couples can be tricksy and you have to keep your eyes on their preferences.
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"While we do have preferences so won't fuck anything and everything that sends us a message, we're also not stupid, we do know we won't be getting the attention of any mega hot people on here (But sadly thats down to people being so abusive messaging us with hurtful messages, like how fat I am, or how small G's cock is, or how they wouldn't touch a rough couple like us as they have standards).
Theres nothing wrong with being realistic and knowing what you want... But there is a limit, I think, and a way to go about it. C xx
It would knock my confidence big time being called fat even if I am! But I'm sorry, you don't appear to be anything close to being fat. And on closer inspection......of your pics. The male half shows he has a lovely big cock.
People do perceive things differently but also some people are clearly blind...
insults very rarely have to have any element in truth so whether anyone is fat/ugly/stupid or not, the insults still fly all the same
Unfortunately that's true. Can't they just feel the love? It would be a much happier place....
they are trying to feel your love, but you knock them back.
thats why the insults fly lol"
Does this mean I have to take one for the team?  |
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