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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I no longer am known as a single bloke as aparrently we have the world against us and will never get a meet on Fab! I am now branching out and now known as an unattached fellow. Who is with me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?"
Great idea!  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?"
We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own.  |
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Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?
Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?
Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?
We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own. "
Grand Designs here we cum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?
Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!"
You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!? |
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"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?
Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!
You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!?"
That's no match for a single woman's block button! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Da da da daaaa! It's Singleman!! Faster than a single woman's block button, more powerful than an overdose of Lynx, he's empathic to all single ladies, shoots down single male competition with a well versed quip, is immune to catching gay from fabbing.....has he no weakness, who can stand up to him?
Tune in next week to find out, same fab time, same fab channel!
You forgot he's faster than a speeding cum shot!?
That's no match for a single woman's block button!"
You haven't seen me cum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple! 
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!  |
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"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!! "
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later "
FFS!! And they say blokes don't read profiles!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later "
He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later
He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets. "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later
He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.
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Is the blushing for the not meeting singly, the no baby or the no secrets? It might be all three as there are three blush emoticons...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later
He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets.
Is the blushing for the not meeting singly, the no baby or the no secrets? It might be all three as there are three blush emoticons...?"
Its more the whole 'admission' and the lucky bit
But also because of the baby thing but not in the sense that there isn't one - one child, two cats and an old man that behaves like a child is enough for me thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about using detached for single, semi-detached for those with open relationship and terraced for those with more attachments than a food processor?
We can take that further, bungalow for those with nothing going on upstairs, basement apartment for a guy who only has what's downstairs as a selling point, maison for those with delusions of grandeur, towerblock for those over 6'6 and secure accommodation for those who really shouldn't be allowed out on their own. "
Love it !!! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I was finding it impossible to get meets and get people to answer messages so after years of inactivity and frustration gave up and became a couple!
*not actually true. I just got lucky!!
oh so you are a couple...i knew you would admit it sooner or later
He admitted it last year. Now they're not meet singly but there is definitely no baby and no secrets. "
And no flying saucers.  |
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