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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think i'm going through the menopause. I keep getting hot flushes. And it's meant to be cold. On top of that, i work in the chillers in the evening. Why would i be flustered in there?
I'm telling you. It's the menopause and midlife crisis - the male version.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops, you are too young for a mid life anything.
It might be too much chicken, or rather anything that has been pumped into the chicken to make it plump.
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Oooooh i dunno, nowt beats pumping into a plump bird.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off.
That will have put a pause to the man bit.
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Why isn't it called Womenopause anyway? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I heard about a guy who had the exact same symptoms and his penis fell off.
That will have put a pause to the man bit.
Why isn't it called Womenopause anyway? "
We go off men at that point? No, that can't be right as I have been libidinously crazy since the menopause.
It's all Greek to me. The men bit refers to month and the pause to ceasing/halting.
Menarche is the start and menopause is the end.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't even know if I have it or had it or got it to come 
Got no oven but one ovary that's why I'm confuddled  "
It's still to come if you've got one working ovary. That would explain your flapping. Get ready for the rest.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It might be puberty.
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Have you heard how squeeky my voice is? It's so embarassing
...everyone expects it to be rough and deep. And once i open my mouth they're all like 'eh?'.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I still want to stroke your beard 
Oh okay then!
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Only a week to go before Tina strokes your beard. Make sure it's well conditioned for her.
I hope your flushes are under control now.
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