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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
"Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.
"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
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Lmao 
When I was younger my dad asked me to go buy some condoms for him. As I was a liitle niave he explained they go over the end of his ciggarettes.
So off I went.when I got to the counter I asked for some condms please.
What size? The lady asked.
The size to fit a camel. !! I said
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmao
When I was younger my dad asked me to go buy some condoms for him. As I was a liitle niave he explained they go over the end of his ciggarettes.
So off I went.when I got to the counter I asked for some condms please.
What size? The lady asked.
The size to fit a camel. !! I said
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think,
its a tetleys teabag |
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