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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets play a game. Here's how the wishes game works.
I will start the game by posting a wish. The wish needs to be either Granted or Denied by the next person who comments.
After you declare the wish Granted or Denied, you need to state a reason why.
Example:
Me: I wish I had lots of skittles.
You: Granted, but they're all shit flavor.
Then, after you do this, there is still one more thing you need to do. Make a wish yourself, so that the next person can Grant or Deny it, allowing the game to carry on.
I'll start.
I wish I was invited to a threesome.
(Absolutely shit wish, but its always been my fantasy.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was invited to a threesome.
(Absolutely shit wish, but its always been my fantasy.)"
Granted but its with a mm couple with a leather fetish.
I wish for Thursday for our next meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was invited to a threesome.
(Absolutely shit wish, but its always been my fantasy.)
Granted but its with a mm couple with a leather fetish.
I wish for Thursday for our next meet"
granted so so get them! if only it was me 
I wish that my date this Saturday goes well and turns into a relationship |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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I wish that my date this Saturday goes well and turns into a relationship"
Denied - your wish will turn up and then go and spin round like wonder woman and turn into a Wearwolf. Your neighbours will tut and rattle their papers whilst your liver is extracted.
I wish that the wallpaper above me had the imprint of Milena Velba on it.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Your wish is granted although it will be 3d pictures of Pennywise the clown.
I wish I had a sixth sense "
Your wish is granted, although your 6th sense will be a pirate copy from Malaya with no English subtitles.
I wish I had a push bike that had a smoke screen at the back and was jet propelled.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your wish is granted although it will be 3d pictures of Pennywise the clown.
I wish I had a sixth sense "
Granted, but only if you can see what's underneath my clothing 
I wish Manchester United does the best ever come back by winning the treble this year. The Premier League, League Cup and Champions league whilst doing it in style. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your wish is granted, although your 6th sense will be a pirate copy from Malaya with no English subtitles.
I wish I had a push bike that had a smoke screen at the back and was jet propelled. "
Granted but your push bike has square wheels and the jet is powered by old woman farts  .
I wish for a pet monkey with wings that is cute and friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your wish is granted, although your 6th sense will be a pirate copy from Malaya with no English subtitles.
I wish I had a push bike that had a smoke screen at the back and was jet propelled.
Granted but your push bike has square wheels and the jet is powered by old woman farts .
I wish for a pet monkey with wings that is cute and friendly"
Granted, but only if it didn't have wings and by let monkey you meant it as a let make for me"
I wish what I posted as my last wish would come true this season |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Your wish is granted, although your 6th sense will be a pirate copy from Malaya with no English subtitles.
I wish I had a push bike that had a smoke screen at the back and was jet propelled.
Granted but your push bike has square wheels and the jet is powered by old woman farts .
I wish for a pet monkey with wings that is cute and friendly
Granted, but only if it didn't have wings and by let monkey you meant it as a let make for me"
I wish what I posted as my last wish would come true this season "
Your wish is granted, only to celebrate you will have a tattoo on your inner thigh that says..."Blue Mooooooon" Manchester City forever.
I wish I could get the blood out of my carpet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your wish is granted, although your 6th sense will be a pirate copy from Malaya with no English subtitles.
I wish I had a push bike that had a smoke screen at the back and was jet propelled.
Granted but your push bike has square wheels and the jet is powered by old woman farts .
I wish for a pet monkey with wings that is cute and friendly
Granted, but only if it didn't have wings and by let monkey you meant it as a let make for me"
I wish what I posted as my last wish would come true this season "
Great post OP!
Denied as I don't know what your last wish was.
I wish for a spartan outfit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish for a spartan outfit.
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Denied BUT you do get a partyboy outfit as long as you go prancing about in nightingales in Birmingham with it on 
I wish to know all the sex positions ever and automatically be bloody amazing at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish for a spartan outfit.
Denied BUT you do get a partyboy outfit as long as you go prancing about in nightingales in Birmingham with it on
I wish to know all the sex positions ever and automatically be bloody amazing at them"
Granted, but only if we could master them with each other (this is the lady posting right?).
I wish I could have my pick of ladies to bed on this forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but only if we could master them with each other (this is the lady posting right?).
I wish I could have my pick of ladies to bed on this forum. "
Hahahaaa nope male im bored at work!! N yee go on but im top 
Granted but only if i get to play with them all 1st.
I wish for a baby sitter for the forum social in February |
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Granted, but only if we could master them with each other (this is the lady posting right?).
I wish I could have my pick of ladies to bed on this forum.
Hahahaaa nope male im bored at work!! N yee go on but im top
Granted but only if i get to play with them all 1st.
I wish for a baby sitter for the forum social in February "
Granted but she turns out to be the hottest, sexiest woman ever and wants a threesome with you both so you have to choose between her and the social
I wish to be independently wealthy and never have to work again and spend my days raising kittens and making pretty things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but only if we could master them with each other (this is the lady posting right?).
I wish I could have my pick of ladies to bed on this forum.
Hahahaaa nope male im bored at work!! N yee go on but im top
Granted but only if i get to play with them all 1st.
I wish for a baby sitter for the forum social in February
Granted but she turns out to be the hottest, sexiest woman ever and wants a threesome with you both so you have to choose between her and the social
I wish to be independently wealthy and never have to work again and spend my days raising kittens and making pretty things."
Granted, but only if you pass some of that wealth onto me when you get it. So I can do the same.
I wish all my wishes would come true by the time I wake up. Even the ones I haven't said out aloud and there's no catch after my wishes came true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but only if you pass some of that wealth onto me when you get it. So I can do the same.
I wish all my wishes would come true by the time I wake up. Even the ones I haven't said out aloud and there's no catch after my wishes came true "
Denied there is alwayssssss a catch.
I wish for a magic watch that pauses everything apart from me for as long as I want and it never runs out of its magic powers |
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Granted, but only if you pass some of that wealth onto me when you get it. So I can do the same.
I wish all my wishes would come true by the time I wake up. Even the ones I haven't said out aloud and there's no catch after my wishes came true
Denied there is alwayssssss a catch.
I wish for a magic watch that pauses everything apart from me for as long as I want and it never runs out of its magic powers"
Granted. But as you don't pause while the world around you does you are aging out of sync so be careful how often you pause the world!
I wish for a time machine so I can go back to the seventies for my holidays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted. But you go back to 70's Germany.
I wish I could swap some naughty pictures with a lucky woman soon."
Granted but the lucky woman is a cross between Susan Boyle and Shrek.
I wish for the rain to have stopped by the time I go home in the morning, failing that I want a rain proof bubble round me on my walk home |
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"Granted. But you go back to 70's Germany.
I wish I could swap some naughty pictures with a lucky woman soon.
Granted but the lucky woman is a cross between Susan Boyle and Shrek.
I wish for the rain to have stopped by the time I go home in the morning, failing that I want a rain proof bubble round me on my walk home"
Granted, you may have your bubble.....but you will wear it for a year and a day and no water will touch your skin in that time.
I wish for a bed as comfy as a cloud, in fact it should be a cloud, a pink one like Monkey's! |
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"I wish for the rain to have stopped by the time I go home in the morning, failing that I want a rain proof bubble round me on my walk home"
Granted, but you left your washing on the line when you went out and it's still sopping wet
I wish for a win on the lotto or pools. I'm not greedy, just enough to clear my debts and to set me up with the cattery and pedigree cat breeding business I've been dreaming about for the past 20yrs
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but you left your washing on the line when you went out and it's still sopping wet
I wish for a win on the lotto or pools. I'm not greedy, just enough to clear my debts and to set me up with the cattery and pedigree cat breeding business I've been dreaming about for the past 20yrs
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Granted the full jackpot as long as you share with me and highland taking we are the only people still up!!
I wish for every vehicle licence going and the chance of a new job using all of them... Something like spy would do nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, you are 00-1 and have full use of a Lada Riva (complete with dolby cassette player)
I wish to score at Wembley in the cup final "
Granted you have just scored in the teacup u11s cup final
I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever |
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"I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever"
Granted but you forgot to put the 'ERS' at the end of SWING on the licence, so you've got a gang of kids who want to play on the swings queuing up outside.
I wish the council would decide that they want to demolish my house as part of their regeneration plans for the area I live in |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever
Granted but you forgot to put the 'ERS' at the end of SWING on the licence, so you've got a gang of kids who want to play on the swings queuing up outside.
I wish the council would decide that they want to demolish my house as part of their regeneration plans for the area I live in "
GRANTED - but you have to move to the Outer Hebrides
I wish I could walk pain free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever
Granted but you forgot to put the 'ERS' at the end of SWING on the licence, so you've got a gang of kids who want to play on the swings queuing up outside.
I wish the council would decide that they want to demolish my house as part of their regeneration plans for the area I live in
GRANTED - but you have to move to the Outer Hebrides
I wish I could walk pain free "
Awwwww granted chicky, cos you deserve a change of luck
I wish I could visit my son in NZ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever
Granted but you forgot to put the 'ERS' at the end of SWING on the licence, so you've got a gang of kids who want to play on the swings queuing up outside.
I wish the council would decide that they want to demolish my house as part of their regeneration plans for the area I live in
GRANTED - but you have to move to the Outer Hebrides
I wish I could walk pain free
Awwwww granted chicky, cos you deserve a change of luck
I wish I could visit my son in NZ "
Granted but to get out of the airport you have to fight your way through the all blacks rugby team!!
I wish for an extendible penis so I can go to the toilet without actually moving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted, you are 00-1 and have full use of a Lada Riva (complete with dolby cassette player)
I wish to score at Wembley in the cup final
Granted you have just scored in the teacup u11s cup final
I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever"
Granted but every male client will be welcomed by given a blow job from either you or your partner .
I wish I had the power to read every woman's mind like if I hear what she is thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, you are 00-1 and have full use of a Lada Riva (complete with dolby cassette player)
I wish to score at Wembley in the cup final
Granted you have just scored in the teacup u11s cup final
I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever
Granted but every male client will be welcomed by given a blow job from either you or your partner .
I wish I had the power to read every woman's mind like if I hear what she is thinking"
Granted but all they ever think about is shoes!
I wish my job would become simpler and better paid. Had enough stress for a lifetime recently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, you are 00-1 and have full use of a Lada Riva (complete with dolby cassette player)
I wish to score at Wembley in the cup final
Granted you have just scored in the teacup u11s cup final
I wish to own the greatest swingers club in the world ever
Granted but every male client will be welcomed by given a blow job from either you or your partner .
I wish I had the power to read every woman's mind like if I hear what she is thinking
Granted but all they ever think about is shoes!
I wish my job would become simpler and better paid. Had enough stress for a lifetime recently"
Granted but but you'll spend all the extra money on shoes |
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Granted, you now work at Fatcatsrus but have to pick a tin of Felix up on the way home from your daily nap every day
I wish I could be a lead guitarist in a platinum selling multinational suupergroup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish my job would become simpler and better paid. Had enough stress for a lifetime recently"
Granted but because your job is more simple you get bored and turn to online gambling at work and spend all the extra money on getting your next roulette hit.
I wish to become a superhero who can fly to the moon in seconds and wears a cape |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Granted, you now work at Fatcatsrus but have to pick a tin of Felix up on the way home from your daily nap every day
I wish I could be a lead guitarist in a platinum selling multinational suupergroup"
Granted but you'll have to say in every interview that you owe your success to me.
I wish I meet the woman of my dreams soon and be the world for her till I die |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish my job would become simpler and better paid. Had enough stress for a lifetime recently
Granted but because your job is more simple you get bored and turn to online gambling at work and spend all the extra money on getting your next roulette hit.
I wish to become a superhero who can fly to the moon in seconds and wears a cape"
Granted because super Heros are always sexy ....
I wish a night in shinning armour would sweep me off my feet and I live happily ever after .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I wish my job would become simpler and better paid. Had enough stress for a lifetime recently
Granted but because your job is more simple you get bored and turn to online gambling at work and spend all the extra money on getting your next roulette hit.
I wish to become a superhero who can fly to the moon in seconds and wears a cape"
Granted but your powers are fuled only when I use your girl's sexy bum.
I wish I get a magnet for sexy bums |
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