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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"
It depends could you taste his cock on your lips when you kissed her and did you like the taste? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting
There's no way I'm homo
There's no way I'm homo
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"
Obviously and if they kiss a woman who's sucked several they start wearing lingerie 
Hope this clears it up for you. 
On second thoughts... no ! Lol.
Interesting theory OP- so did you enjoy the kiss?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please. |
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please."
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way "
** DEEP VOICE **
don't call me babe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way
** DEEP VOICE **
don't call me babe "
Do you prefer Shirley?  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way
** DEEP VOICE **
don't call me babe
Do you prefer Shirley? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way "
If thats the case, why have you been sending me luuurrrvvvveeeee letters! Typical bed hopping homo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"
This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of time scale are we talking I am pretty sure every girl I have ever kissed has had her mouth on another man's tackle as I have never had a virgin "
Ha ho. You're definitely affected |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days."
If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days.
No then your only 10% so just the west end cravings.
If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well??? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard! "
I think the OP was being sarcastic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard!
I think the OP was being sarcastic? "
I hope so! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Not really, I'd say it would be defo more gay if it was YOU that was sucking on guys cock.
Not through a 3rd party  "
'more' gay |
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"are straight men not just gay men in denial
I am sure I read that pearl of wisdom, now where was it......
I am buggered if I remember where....
Fabswingers that's it...
Now lube me up and be gentle Funky please.
You know you are the only guy I am ghey for babe xxx - on my way
If thats the case, why have you been sending me luuurrrvvvveeeee letters! Typical bed hopping homo! "
Those were from my sex robot FFR01 he is as ghey as row of ghey tents. (not sure if I got phrase right) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Medically it is not safe.
If you are into Russian Roulette and fancy a bet, go ahead, but it could affect you for the rest of your life.eg aids"
I have heard bat wings and virgin lizards tongue can cure you  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"
Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.
Fortunately there is a cure.
If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,
you will be completely virus free.
Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,
just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
This will only make you 20% gay. So you may start to get excited when shopping for furniture. You may also get a craving to visit the west end most days.
If it was part of a 3some, do you start liking soft furnishings as well??? "
just a mention of soft furnishings makes one uber ghey..
think that muppet from yewkrap was not far wrong tbh, was only reminiscing fondly about a 3 some and some pretty erotic nob lapping when me drain backed up with moss in the last downpour..
ooh err matron.. |
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"Medically it is not safe.
If you are into Russian Roulette and fancy a bet, go ahead, but it could affect you for the rest of your life.eg aids"
probably why when having some risque fun i get the oh to clean the guys nob first..
bugger, just realised i usually kiss her soon after..
oh nyet...
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You, yes you, become even more gheyed if you dont even notice the taste of cock, as it means you are naturally a full on lifter, more inclined to take as much meat as you possibly can get. You enjoy wearing denim, are often found in places with lots of same sex characters and prefer porn with at least one male in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.
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My mum was artificially inseminated.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.
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Are you calling his mum a cocksucker ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.
Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?"
Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.
Do you have children? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?"
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?... "
2 ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...
2 ?"
That many |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.
Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?
Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.
Do you have children? "
Don't even go there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Just remember: your mother kissed you with the same lips she had around your dads cock.
Are you calling his mum a cocksucker?
Not specifically, I'm going one further and insulting everyone, myself included.
Do you have children?
Don't even go there. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.
Fortunately there is a cure.
If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,
you will be completely virus free.
Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,
just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.
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That explains the amount of 'straight' guys who message me wanting to suck my cock. It turns out they are looking for the antidote to stop being a raving poof!
Now all I need to do is get my knob on prescription from the NHS and this time next year I could be a millionaire!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...
2 ?"
wait...
How did you know that?...spooky shit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...
2 ?
wait...
How did you know that?...spooky shit! "
They do say you need to half a guys numbers as he exaggerates? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Yeah dude...you can actually catch gayness.
How many woman have I kissed in my life that has actually sucked another mans cock?...
2 ?
wait...
How did you know that?...spooky shit!
They do say you need to half a guys numbers as he exaggerates?"
jahaha I know right! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops.....
Ive had 3 asking to be healed of poofdom "
if hung ? describe actions you took, leaving out nothing.
if not hung, well done but I dont need the details |
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Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?
The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"any more male lovers of the knob popped out of the closet since I went out to the shops.....
Ive had 3 asking to be healed of poofdom
if hung ? describe actions you took, leaving out nothing.
if not hung, well done but I dont need the details"
They were all hung. I told them I had already had my 5 a day and gave them your addy xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?
The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual. "
As Bon Jovi once said... wooooo, you're half way there... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?
The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual. "
You are in the initial stages of gheynes. It won't be long before the virus fully consumes you. |
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"Is catching ghey infectious or contagious or sort of like osmosis, so if you're near one, you become one.....like a borg in star trek? Or what?
The reason I ask is because I was straight and became bisexual.
You are in the initial stages of gheynes. It won't be long before the virus fully consumes you. "
Nooooooo, you got it the wrong way round, gheyness is the cure for that life limiting condition, whereby you need anal sex but - due to the natural desire to please any partner to the max - you need your partner to have a prostate gland. Plus, you've grown up appreciating cock, your own, and you got infected, turning against it, which was most unnatural.
Let's face it, until you've been fucked by a man, you won't really know how to fuck anyone. So, get snogging someone who's had cock in their mouths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
I'm sorry but what??? That is the stupidest question I've ever heard!
I think the OP was being sarcastic? "
Or canvassing opinion for a new UKIP manifesto point. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.
As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.
My tongue is firmly planted in....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting
There's no way I'm homo
There's no way I'm homo
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Did make me laugh pmsl |
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"I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.
As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.
My tongue is firmly planted in....
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ones cheek..?
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"If the kiss a woman after she has sucked another mans cock?
Gay is highly infectious,and kissing a women after she sucked cock,is the most common transferable cause of the Gay virus.
Fortunately there is a cure.
If you then suck the same man's cock,until he orgasms,and swallow,
you will be completely virus free.
Although most will go on to suck many more cocks,
just to ensure their 100% pure straightness.
That explains the amount of 'straight' guys who message me wanting to suck my cock. It turns out they are looking for the antidote to stop being a raving poof!
Now all I need to do is get my knob on prescription from the NHS and this time next year I could be a millionaire!!!"
It's genius,an anti gay serum,
dispensed directly from the cock.
For the salvation of straight guys everywhere.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only if hes wearing stockings, and clicks the heels of his sparkly red stilletoes together three times while chanting
There's no way I'm homo
There's no way I'm homo
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hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm rather shocked to learn that FFR01 is gay. He called me mistress and was happy to do my bidding.
As to the OP, you know the the answer so now just accept it and bend over for the full initiation.
My tongue is firmly planted in....
ones cheek..?
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It's her polite way of describing rimming |
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