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A question for the guys. What do you find is the best way of de hairing your Ball sack?
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over a year ago
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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect |
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Personally i do it with a razor in the bath. I find it best to wait until my balls are fill this way the ball sack tends to be harder resulting in an easier shave. Also i use some shower gel for the razor to glide easier |
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Fred that is the funniest thing I have read in many a month, I cried and had to read it in sections as I couldn't see through the tears, much respect you made my day luv x |
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over a year ago
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Oh c'mon, shaving isn't THAT hard. As long as the blade is nice and keen all you need is a bit of soap and water!!
I tried a depilatory mousse once. I hasten to add ONCE!!!! |
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"I use veet I dont leave it on for too long (5 mins) and use it 2/3 times a week.
Keeps my sack nice and defluffed without any pain. "
Now you see, Veet burned a hole in my soul it was that painful!!!! Horses for courses and all that |
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If you're putting your back out whilst trying to shave your balls you must have terrible flexibility.
Anyway for me I get the missus to shave mine whilst I play my 3DS or mess about on my phone. |
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"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect"
Pmsl.........sorry but thats the best laugh ive had for ages
Trouble is, when ever i eat a sprout im gonna be thinking of your arse  |
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Ok ok guys, all you need is Nair - hair removal cream. Spread it all over the unwanted hair, leave for 8mins I think it says on yhe box then wash off. No pain at all and leaves it feeling smooth. I do my balls with this after trying it will clippers (but wasn't a good result, as I was listening to the football at the same time.The other team scored and cut a chunk of skin out of my sack. Blood was eveverywhere lol). I've also tried veet and yes it's horrible but Nair is the way forward. |
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Normal razor and shaving foam/gel here - make sure its not a blunt blade and move your balls around in your hand so the skin on the sack is taut where you are shaving.
I tend to run a razor over it the same frequency as I shave my face, it keeps it smooth and stops the 'itching' from the regrowth. |
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over a year ago
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I use a small microfoil electric shaver after applying baby oil and powder. Much better than a razor for me. A razor turns skin red for a day or so as well as cutting myself. |
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"Normal razor and shaving foam/gel here - make sure its not a blunt blade and move your balls around in your hand so the skin on the sack is taut where you are shaving.
I tend to run a razor over it the same frequency as I shave my face, it keeps it smooth and stops the 'itching' from the regrowth. "
This.....easy |
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really funny story fred .. lol .. disposable razor .. in the bath .. maybe a bit of gel or hair conditioner for lube .. just stretch the bit your doing tight .. no accidents yet lol keeping sprouts handy from now on .. only i get the ones still growing on the stalk .haha |
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over a year ago
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A flamethrower. Boots do a nice one in their Bumfluff range.
Or do what I do, tie 3 meter long lengths of cotton to each hair to be removed, then the other ends to a sturdy door handle. Then run away from it really quick.
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over a year ago
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You guys are doing your back in shaving your balls?
...for once, i love being a short arse lol the only time i'd do my back in is when i'm trying to find my arse.
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"Using bic style razor takes forever at angles I couldn't even reach as a baby and hair clippers keep knicking the skin which HUUUUURTS!!!!  "
Why would anyone looking for sex, remove the most important part od sexual attraction.
PHEREMONES are produced in the hair follicles and stored in your pubes, remove them and your removing 30 % of your attraction to the opposite sex.
Shaved pubes are a fad, a fashion or convenience thing, once you realise you are removing the chemical that arouses the opposite sex, maybe you will stay as nature intended!
Pubic hairs are usually curly for a good reason, when giving a blow job, saves your eyes getting poked out  |
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"Real men use a sharpened flint.
...i may need to come up Brighton and see this lol
I'll do yours for ya popeye.  "
Talk about one hell of a social meet.
..oh go on then. You won me over.
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"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect"
Your not supposed to put it around your bum hole. Also if you read the instructions it tells you that. It's for skin, not fleshy holes  |
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