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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Is there such a thing as the perfect woman?
Maybe one that doesn't nag or moan but really is there??
Gents........the stage is yours.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there such a thing as the perfect woman?
Maybe one that doesn't nag or moan but really is there??
Gents........the stage is yours.
Has to be feminine in looks and attitude, not into these butch types with attitude who call you mate, o and shoes are very important , sexy heels everytime, cant imagine anything worse that turning up for a meet with someone wearing big doc martin clobbing boots
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x "
Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x "
Not like you to be provocative granny!
We all know women never fart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ur mum is usually a perfect women"
Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.
It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.
Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x
Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal"
And she won't talk through it either. Perfect. I'll pop down there tomorrow. Orders anyone?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x
Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal"
Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ur mum is usually a perfect women
Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.
It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.
Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish "
God loves the simple folk x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ur mum is usually a perfect women
Come to think of it, my mother believes in traditional values. She is a housewife who obeys to my father who at 64 still works full time to bring the money in. He deservedly retires next year.
It has worked for them for nearly 40 years.
Bless the females i bring into my life as my mother expects them to be like her. I wish "
PMSL sounds like my ex's mum, i remember when we first moved in together she said to me, well i suppose your going to have to pack up work now! so i asked why and she said well whos going to have his dinner on the table for him when he gets home 
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"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x
Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal
Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey "
lol, fuck me £14.99 and it talks aswell, hope it doesnt have a scouse accent now thats would be annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The woman you are all looking for is £14.99 in Anne Summers and with all the rank gas you lot give off she'll be able to do realistic smelling farts when inflated.
x Mrs. Perfect. x
Nice one, will she make my tea for me and let me watch the footy? She sounds ideal
Course she will! She'll even tell you your a good shag... Nothing like a first ....hey
lol, fuck me £14.99 and it talks aswell, hope it doesnt have a scouse accent now thats would be annoying "
No you are in luck ! Making a voice mechanism that could handle an extensive vocabulary , witty and intelligent responses was only too difficult and expensive so they had to opt to go to production with a few neanderathal grunts. Known in the north west as Mancunian. Enjoy xx |
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