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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
The thread asking if sex is everything has got me thinking. We need to write profiles and verifications better so that finding the right person is made simpler.
For those women who don't really want penetrative sex a profile could say
"When I say I love giving oral I mean just that. You women looking for a cock to fill your hotdog roll look elsewhere"
The verification could say
"Would best suit foreplay queens with a desire for endless oral. Not suitable for bouncing."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They don't read them anyway. Mine is 3 sentences long at the moment. Says I'm not meeting and not to send invites. This morning I get a message inviting me to a hotel in Cardiff (which is two and a half hours away) and a friends invite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They don't read them anyway. Mine is 3 sentences long at the moment. Says I'm not meeting and not to send invites. This morning I get a message inviting me to a hotel in Cardiff (which is two and a half hours away) and a friends invite "
My profile's in paragraphs. I really need to learn to zip it and to keep it short and snappy...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make it very clear on my profile what I want its getting some to read it!!"
i read it and I'm still waiting.
Any longer and my five gallon drum of swarfega will have evaporated |
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"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head."
I am afraid I think the same - and my profile is pretty clear I reckon!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.
What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me? "
How about Gunslinger?
I need to insert a code word now. They're all the rage.
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"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.
What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me? "
Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.
What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me?
Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."
I don't find it arrogant just daft: put "pineapple" in the subject line or you will be deleted and blocked. I am tempted to just write pineapple and see what happens.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."
As a single guy I don't think it is if I see it on a females profile. It's understandable due to the potential volume of mail they receive.
I usually just skip to the bottom where it mentions them.  |
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"I'm grateful if people are still awake at the end of mine.
What's missing is a code word to show they have read it. What could be a good code word for me?
Don't you find that really arrogant to ask for though? I do - even if I'd read it it would put me off bigtime."
I can assure you I have no intention of using a codeword, 'gunslinger' or not. In fact, I make a point of mis-spelling codewords and yes, they get accepted so it's a load of stallion piss tbh. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I don't think it matters what I put on my profile because there are a fair few people out there who just don't read them. And mine isn't even that long! But then I'm not one of those lucky women who get 100s of messages a day so its easy enough to ignore those messages and respond to the ones who actually put some effort in. |
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"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head."
I know what you mean....If a veri says 'very suckable cock' it makes me think it's either tiny or no good for anything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you verify? I admit to reading "good with his tongue" as "not very good with his cock" but I may be maligning people in my head.
I know what you mean....If a veri says 'very suckable cock' it makes me think it's either tiny or no good for anything else. "
I do like those veris " treat her well, or you'll have me to deal with" I do love the chest beating macho veri...yup I'm over here Tarzan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"treat this lady well....
I read it as....
just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate...."
Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"treat this lady well....
I read it as....
just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate....
Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums "
Why is that an Ewwww? Is there a number that isn't an Ewwww? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"treat this lady well....
I read it as....
just like the 187 veris that have been there before you mate....
Ewwww, do you mind I'm trying to have tea whilst reading forums
Why is that an Ewwww? Is there a number that isn't an Ewwww?"
Its a personal ewww. I'm a prude, but I'm here to get over it |
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Just read this amazing veri and had to come back and share (well it's just a small part).
"hostility is A+ always welcomed with a smile"
One wonders if it's a typo or if they just like being treated mean |
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