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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeing as the grenade wouldn't have had the ring pulled I would take it off him and keep it in my house in case I ever have to grenade someone's house who I don't like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeing as the grenade wouldn't have had the ring pulled I would take it off him and keep it in my house in case I ever have to grenade someone's house who I don't like. "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Once many years ago I was on Salisbury Plain one night and one of the chaps was kicking a stone about in the dark. We only realised when we had a look at the map and were a bit careless with the light that it wasn't actually a stone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Run like fuck "
dogs tend to follow when you run so I would open the door for the car and lock him in first
the insurance should cover it and the cost of a new dog!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang."
And as he drops it you notice the pin is stuck on a tooth....Ohhhhh BUGGER |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang."
A lady in control  albeit just ruined by the above post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.
A lady in control albeit just ruined by the above post "
Sowwwwyyy   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.
A lady in control albeit just ruined by the above post
Sowwwwyyy "
If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.
I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.
A lady in control albeit just ruined by the above post
Sowwwwyyy
If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.
I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.
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What would you want written on your headstone?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.
A lady in control albeit just ruined by the above post
Sowwwwyyy
If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.
I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.
What would you want written on your headstone? "
If found please bury the Head at the Top  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if it explodes at least you would go out with a bang :D. Lol!
But in all honestly I'd take it off the dog, put him on a lead.. Place it on the ground and call bomb squad..
It pull pin still attached I'd use it as a paper weight lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What would you want written on your headstone?
Here lies Ms Splits
Who lost her wits
with her body
and is not so gobby
now she is blown to bits
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Very witty miss Titz |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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What would you want written on your headstone?
Here lies Ms Splits
Who lost her wits
with her body
and is not so gobby
now she is blown to bits
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Another Tina Titz enterprise? Gobby?!!!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would say "give it" and he would drop it at my feet. I'd put him on the lead and walk away before calling the bomb squad or putting it in the ball thrower thingy and enjoy the big bang.
A lady in control albeit just ruined by the above post
Sowwwwyyy
If the pin came out I would throw the grenade if no one else was around. I would try and hold onto the dog but the chances are we would both go bang as I can't throw very far without assistance.
I could try laying on it and using the sheer blubberiness of my body to absorb the explosion and protect others. It would have the advantage of me being thin for m funeral too.
What would you want written on your headstone? "
No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well."
Depending on the bang and how much of you is left, perhaps a DIY BBQ cremation would be in easier? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And brings back hand grenade.
To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do  "
no chance of that happening to me
if I throw a ball my dog looks at me as if to say, you threw it you fecking fetch it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And brings back hand grenade.
To all you lovely dog owners out there - what would you do
no chance of that happening to me
if I throw a ball my dog looks at me as if to say, you threw it you fecking fetch it "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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No headstone and I hope my family get a reduced rate for the cremation. If the dog survives all will be well.
Depending on the bang and how much of you is left, perhaps a DIY BBQ cremation would be in easier? "
That's fine with me too. Although I'm quite fatty meat so cleaning up might take some time. It would best to use those disposable ones. I might make good fertiliser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bump "
I'd take the grenade, ensure the spring loaded lever remained compressed, if it's not too rusted I'd unscrew the detonated mechanism and remove the det.
Otherwise I'd tape the lever to the body of the grenade.
Bugger, too many years working with explosives takes a lot of fun out of life.  |
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