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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Confuse the hell out of me. What are they all about? Are you meant to kiss them on the cheek, or look a pillock and kiss the air, whilst making a loud mwah sound?
Also, do you do one side or both? What a conundrum  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".
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Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".
Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence. "
It will be an entirely private lesson until you are competent and confident. The usual rates apply.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confuse the hell out of me. What are they all about? Are you meant to kiss them on the cheek, or look a pillock and kiss the air, whilst making a loud mwah sound?
Also, do you do one side or both? What a conundrum "
A firm hand shake or high 5 is the only acceptable hello! If they expect anything more the hair side of your palm is then acceptable.  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?  |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"How do you know if you're supposed to air kiss or kiss their cheek or kiss them on the lips? Meeting new (meet) people is such a minefield!   "
If you don't know them, don't kiss them. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? "
It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends who, when and where. I can give you lessons if you would like to learn the full art of air kissing. Don't forget I am always in the "kissing circle".
Ok but I can't be seen doing it. I don't want to look like Louie Spence. "
Oh darling
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? "
nooo iv told you a quick air kiss for the mother in law and that's it |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?
It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.
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Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students? |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles? nooo iv told you a quick air kiss for the mother in law and that's it "
That's not what her veri says |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?
It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.
Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students?"
All my students are certifiable at the end of the course.
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"They either get a proper kiss and cuddle from me or nothing
Pinned against the wall firmly held by the bollocks  if thats your kink Ryan, Im happy to do that "
I think they've just retracted like a sumo wrestlers |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"And what if you're going down on someone you don't know very well?
Do the same rules apply? Quick mwah to the left, quick mwah to the right. Does that make you well enough acquainted to go snuffling for truffles?
It's a slightly different technique. I can include that in my training course at no extra cost.
Thank you. I take it you provide a certificate for successful students?
All my students are certifiable at the end of the course.
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He's certifiable already!  |
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