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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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Yes, do it! We're also going to add something along the lines of:
Don't feel free to invite yourselves round to our place without having ever had any communication with us just because you can't accomodate and think you're too gorgeous to be turned down!
Z |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well oh great swinging guru do you have any other suggestions bearing in mind im a single female you know the ones you dont like?
it was posted for fun but il let you into a wee secret......... its my way!!  xx |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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I agree with all that!!!!!!!!! so when do we meet   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well oh great swinging guru do you have any other suggestions bearing in mind im a single female you know the ones you dont like?
it was posted for fun but il let you into a wee secret......... its my way!! xx"
I know it was posted in fun but the old saying goes .. never a truer word spoken in jest .. when I was single I did meet single women, but only happy ones.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up "
That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up
That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!" "
We had went away for a Valentines break and on that night we both got rat arsed. I was hoping she had forgotten the next morning but it was a frosty atmosphere and there was no going back....well not for her anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up
That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"
We had went away for a Valentines break and on that night we both got rat arsed. I was hoping she had forgotten the next morning but it was a frosty atmosphere and there was no going back....well not for her anyway "
On Valentine's you say? You were well and truly fucked mate. Any other weekend and you might have scraped by but not that one. Women can't be very pernickety about such things you know, but I don't see what all the fuss is about really, I mean, she had a fat juicy cock in her mouth and she was suddenly worried about image?? What's all that about then?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up
That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"
We had went away for a Valentines break and on that night we both got rat arsed. I was hoping she had forgotten the next morning but it was a frosty atmosphere and there was no going back....well not for her anyway
On Valentine's you say? You were well and truly fucked mate. Any other weekend and you might have scraped by but not that one. Women can't be very pernickety about such things you know, but I don't see what all the fuss is about really, I mean, she had a fat juicy cock in her mouth and she was suddenly worried about image?? What's all that about then?? "
If i was licking her out and she shouted out an ex i would tell her to get him to join in and laugh it off.
Woman have strange minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Talking about calling out your ex's name during sex.
The ex was giving me a tremendous bj and just as i was about to come i shouted out 'oh fuckkkkk' then my "wifes" name and right away she stopped and ran to the toilet it a fit of tears.
Not long after that we split up
That's one of those moments in life you just can't talk your way out of lol .. a case of "oh well, next!"
We had went away for a Valentines break and on that night we both got rat arsed. I was hoping she had forgotten the next morning but it was a frosty atmosphere and there was no going back....well not for her anyway
On Valentine's you say? You were well and truly fucked mate. Any other weekend and you might have scraped by but not that one. Women can't be very pernickety about such things you know, but I don't see what all the fuss is about really, I mean, she had a fat juicy cock in her mouth and she was suddenly worried about image?? What's all that about then??
If i was licking her out and she shouted out an ex i would tell her to get him to join in and laugh it off.
Woman have strange minds "
Uh huh. The only problem is it's linked to their pussies and if the mind is having a paddy the pussy won't fookin play ball either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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". DO ALWAYS put the loo seat and lid down after use"
Lol my special playmate ALWAYS leaves the loo seats up! I keep telling him in a house of women that's a give away! Have to check they're all down after he's gone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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That's a bit harsh not even offering to do a little Ironing or Feeding Guests .................. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's a bit harsh not even offering to do a little Ironing or Feeding Guests
kev thats my job xx "
They should have it in the search facility, something like will Iron for and Feed non Locals
stunna it's one of your jobs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Harsh...girl...HARSH....
I only meet my long term friends...and when they stay at my place they get treated like kings....maybe it because I genuinely regard them as friends...not just a a fuck.
But there's now't wrong with just a fuck... |
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"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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Love it..... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
•No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
• No calls before 9 p.m. -- we don't have anything to talk about.
• None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed.
• No emotional discussions (Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
• No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
• No calling each other "friends with privileges." We are not friends, just sex buddies.
• Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
• No extra clothing -- I don't want you leaving anything behind when you leave.
• No falling asleep right after sex. It's over -- get up, get dressed, go home.
• Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
• Bring your own drink. I am not your liquor store.
• No phone use. I don't want anyone calling back looking for you.
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I am trying to melt her heart a bit... that was version 5!!! you should have seen version 1...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i blame the parents they left jackie collins books lyin around when i was younger should have left mills and boons lol xx "
Now if Jackie Collins books means the rules what am I doing to my daughters??
I read true crime the grizzlier the better  I think I best leave the Black Lace books out to even out the damage 
Shona
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