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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woman, about 30-40 year old, slim with long brown hair
She's on my sofa and I don't know who she is
Anyone missing this woman in Doncaster area? If so please let me know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman, about 30-40 year old, slim with long brown hair
She's on my sofa and I don't know who she is
Anyone missing this woman in Doncaster area? If so please let me know"
does she have a pulse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could be a stray, get her down the local vets to check for a microchip. If there isn't one have her spayed, wormed and de-flea'd. I'm sure she'll make a fine pet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One shall presume that someone on here needed to know you have a woman in your house
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Oh that's mean! But very funny! 
Though it does beg the question why leave her on the sofa? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's probably a post on bookface somewhere saying "help - just woke up on a sofa in Doncaster! Pretending to be asleep til this guy goes upstairs so i can do a runner! Why did i drink so much last night!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've phoned the police, telegramed the PM, emailed the FBI, smoke signalled MI5, texted Sherlock Holmes, send a messenger pigeon to CSI: Miami .... Hang on, I think the replies are coming in now ....
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They all say the same thing
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We don't care |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've phoned the police, telegramed the PM, emailed the FBI, smoke signalled MI5, texted Sherlock Holmes, send a messenger pigeon to CSI: Miami .... Hang on, I think the replies are coming in now ....
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They all say the same thing
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We don't care "
who elected you leader?  |
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