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3 things you could take in a locked room for 24 hours?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A gorgeous tall NON cattle prodded man
Water cooler
Condoms  
What is a non cattle prodded man?"
Someone who has been 'virtually' claimed by someone else. 
Bit like how cowboys brand their cattle so everyone knows who the animal belongs too .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As I didn't think about taking another person in and you naughty lot minds as on sex. Mine as didnt add earlier would be 2 hot bi ladies and a strap on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a key
a knife
an apple
i dont like to be locked in,so i would try the key on the lock.if that didnt work i would use the knife to cut the apple in half,two halves make a whole,and i would escape through the hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?  "
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...???? "
Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub.
Playthings ????? Marbles ...skipping rope etc ? "
Ha ha I'm not a Dickensian child.. I was thinking a blonde, a dark and a stout! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????
Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh…. "
Sorry OP... Need to revise my list... 
Pen.
Beer.
Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a key
a knife
an apple
i dont like to be locked in,so i would try the key on the lock.if that didnt work i would use the knife to cut the apple in half,two halves make a whole,and i would escape through the hole "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would arrive to find the room locked, so I'd take my three playthings to the pub.
Playthings ????? Marbles ...skipping rope etc ?
Ha ha I'm not a Dickensian child.. I was thinking a blonde, a dark and a stout! "
Playthings ... I understood what you meant 
Im such a word bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????
Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….
Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...
Pen.
Beer.
Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider... "
Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice.....  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
A skeleton, a note saying I told you I was hungry and The Colditz Story.
My plan - inspired by tales of daring from Colditz, I did a quick tunnel using only the stuff in the room and make my escape. My gaoler comes in 23 hours and 59 minutes later (I'm a quick worker, doncha know?) and sees the skeleton and note and immediately gives up gaoling people and dedicates the rest of their life to good works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????
Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….
Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...
Pen.
Beer.
Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...
Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice..... "
Tart... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Paper.
Pen.
Beer.
Euroidious..... why would you need paper?
Because if I wrote " Soxy is my hero" a hundred times on the walls, how could I send it to you...????
Well obviously …..you’d use a very big envelope….. duh….
Sorry OP... Need to revise my list...
Pen.
Beer.
Stitch drill, lump hammer, Accro props, Steel beam, Planning Permission, Building Control approval, Skips, Plaster and paint (to make good the opening), industrial quantities of bubble wrap and the world's largest envelope, a forklift truck to carry the package onto the eighteen wheeler flatbed, police convoy to escort the wide load, and a team of workmen to make Soxy's letterbox wider...
Ooo'er Euroidious,,,, OMG, hey I'm really excited about that bit when a team of workmen enlarge my orifice.....
Tart... "
Still giggling over this one
OP - you asked this question on a sex site and it didn't occur to you that the answers would include men/women ..... seriously?!?!?!?!!  |
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