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If you owned a shop with the same name as your username
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
.....what would your product line be?
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All girly girly sparkly and g!utter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Hair and Beauty salon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A joke shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porn videos with tall blue girls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jewelry shop |
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A classy and exclusive beach cafe. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Lots of shops have my username. They are mostly sweeties and ice-cream. MY shop would be a drop in counselling service.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Umbrella's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Umbrella's "
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I'm not sure Ive got the hang of this one |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"All girly girly sparkly and g!utter
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Like glitter toothpaste?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dallas memorabilia |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Lingerie and sex toys. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Dallas memorabilia "
My Suellen lip is quivering at the though...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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be one of those high end pet accessories shops.. outfits for animals, collars, toys, leads etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheeky cocktails..... And little nibbles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stockings and heels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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High end (aka over priced) sex toys? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An awful line in diamanté wheels for the hot hatch brigade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pillows or whores id imagine   "
damm was hoping youd be a plastic surgeon.. enhancing (pimping) womens boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or blow-up sheep . It would be a seconds shop |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Or blow-up sheep . It would be a seconds shop "
ewwwwwwwwwww there's always one that lowers the tone, apart from me of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Fox Hat ?
Guess I'd have to be a taxidermist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clothes and lingerie for the curvy and voluptuous amongst us |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
I already have it's in my public gallery.
Ryan Hair |
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I often think of the song by the velvet underground when I see _emmefatale. |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I often think of the song by the velvet underground when I see _emmefatale. "
Weird...my shop would be a rare vinyl one...or an "experience" one, haven't decided yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mini's and Disco's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pleasurable items - Such as chocolate cocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An awful line in diamanté wheels for the hot hatch brigade. "
That sounds terribly Essex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frilly things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Canes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An awful line in diamanté wheels for the hot hatch brigade.
That sounds terribly Essex "
But really ream 
Don't really talk like that btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and there is actually a 'Funky Monkeys' in Torquay!
*doesn't sell harvested human skin or glitter either! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
anal waxing and bleaching.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Personal Services. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a guess, and no prize in getting it right! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hoover's... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Golf clubs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Salad. And ju would change her name to Annie. We would call the shop.
Polk Salad Annie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cake shop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bondage gear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An awful line in diamanté wheels for the hot hatch brigade.
That sounds terribly Essex
But really ream
Don't really talk like that btw "
I don't know anyone who says ream or shuuu uuup!!! |
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"Pillows or whores id imagine
damm was hoping youd be a plastic surgeon.. enhancing (pimping) womens boobs "
Having given your boobage the once over i'd say perfect as they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Junk |
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either a vagina grooming salon or a shop selling pretty collars and outfits for cats and kittens! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have a little chameleon sticker in the window to show I was 'swinger friendly' and I'd give you all a free coffee, all hot and steamy. I also sell artwork and not at stupid inflated Brighton prices either. |
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Lingerie, negligees and corsetry for the discerning customer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i guess mine would be a sweetshop or a gay bar lol
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
Calvins with an exclusive fitting service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Errrr hmmmm I don't know |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....what would your product line be?
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Fruit  |
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"Errrr hmmmm I don't know "
Milkshakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrr hmmmm I don't know
Milkshakes "
Oh yeah doh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hardware shop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mystical/Sexual Journeys of Discovery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake Shop "
My competition*** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's our marbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whips, chains and all things kinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolates and other naughty sweet things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New age/pagan paraphernalia. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smoke detectors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Burlesque Clothing and accessories |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Burlesque Clothing and accessories "
Ooh, I'd come to your shop. I want a big feathery fan and some other accessories to do some photos with. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Whips, chains and all things kinky "
I'd come to your shop too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hairdressers lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burlesque Clothing and accessories "
Art Deco Boudoir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Camping equipment by the double-yard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Errrr hmmmm I don't know
Milkshakes
Oh yeah doh "
Or HRT for cows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would be a nude body painting shop hehe |
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Our username is already the name of a Famous Skimpy Bikini Shop..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walls probably. |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Small automatic motorbikes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pet food or pet shop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheese on toast x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Travel agent
Or
Early morning knocking shop lol |
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Flowers I suppose, or skincare...the English rose look for the Scottish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lord of the Rings Memorabilia.
Maybe some hobbits in the window, with their feet in those tanks with fish who can nibble the hair off! Plus a few Orcs for target practice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fashionable habits for those of a religious order.
Or
Sex toys for men.....lol |
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Hand tools.....specifically the brand "King Dick" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men's Outfitters |
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"Men's Outfitters"
with a magic door in the changing rooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gloves and manicures for reclusive swingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea and cake shop.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Errrrrrrrrrm' ....................!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wouldn't have a clue what my shop would sell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't have a clue what my shop would sell "
Mules? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't have a clue what my shop would sell
Mules? "
Where is my arse gonna fit in the shop can't sit on the poor blighters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or blow-up sheep . It would be a seconds shop ewwwwwwwwwww there's always one that lowers the tone, apart from me of course "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't have a clue what my shop would sell
Mules?
Where is my arse gonna fit in the shop can't sit on the poor blighters"
The shop window? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't have a clue what my shop would sell
Mules?
Where is my arse gonna fit in the shop can't sit on the poor blighters
The shop window? "
I best not drop anything then or I end up at Blackpool beach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you charge a £1 a ride ? ( NOOOO I meant the donkey's ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've heard people talking about the pleasure beach......... now I know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah and I could provide a scaled down version of the Blackpool tower |
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a his and hers shop for pampering and love
erotic massage swinging club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How exactly can you swing a massage? |
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"How exactly can you swing a massage? "
by the legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How exactly can you swing a massage?
by the legs "
Does not sound very erotic . |
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A radio and television shoppe in the Peak District (obviously) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How exactly can you swing a massage?
by the legs Does not sound very erotic . "
But a little dizzy........... does it lead to a Roman shower, I wonder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would have to be an ironing service  |
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"How exactly can you swing a massage?
by the legs Does not sound very erotic .
But a little dizzy........... does it lead to a Roman shower, I wonder? "
did Romans have showers?
the tin baths outside the back door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How exactly can you swing a massage?
by the legs Does not sound very erotic .
But a little dizzy........... does it lead to a Roman shower, I wonder?
did Romans have showers? No they had them big baths where the men was washed by lots of scantily clad ladys . Or is that me been a perv
the tin baths outside the back door"
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"How exactly can you swing a massage?
by the legs Does not sound very erotic .
But a little dizzy........... does it lead to a Roman shower, I wonder?
did Romans have showers? No they had them big baths where the men was washed by lots of scantily clad ladys . Or is that me been a perv
the tin baths outside the back door "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you charge a ?1 a ride ? ( NOOOO I meant the donkey's ) "
Nope but u can stand behind my ass for a free kick if u like
Im selling mules not rides |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you charge a ?1 a ride ? ( NOOOO I meant the donkey's )
Nope but u can stand behind my ass for a free kick if u like
Im selling mules not rides"
The customer is always right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A florist I guess! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some sort of sex shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Postwar army surplus fashion retailer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Burgers.
Ryan would be my best customer I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Edible underwear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate bars in the shape of sexual positions |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you charge a ?1 a ride ? ( NOOOO I meant the donkey's )
Nope but u can stand behind my ass for a free kick if u like
Im selling mules not rides The customer is always right "
Doubt that u would of hobbled off by now,with ur eyes watering,my leg can kick pretty high u know |
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id have a hardware store like the two ronnies ... got any o's ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything you need for the beach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pickles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".....what would your product line be?
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It would be June and Lee's Place. And we would sell adult toys and novelties. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hair dye |
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It would be a very popular place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Footwear ever girl loves shoes ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fire damaged transport devices |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Either a Knocking Shop or Chickens r Us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A stable with Mules for sale
And Sheep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men's Outfitters
with a magic door in the changing rooms"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curry house |
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By *ancs30Man
over a year ago
Blackpool |
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By *ancs30Man
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Men's Outfitters
with a magic door in the changing rooms
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Mr Ben's.... xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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American bald eagles like Uncle Sam from the Muppet Showt. USA national emblem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies "
You would sell Ladies ?
Piiiiiiiiiiimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies
You would sell Ladies ?
Piiiiiiiiiiimp "
Wishful thinking you mean?!!? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies
You would sell Ladies ?
Piiiiiiiiiiimp "
Nooooo not sell em silly ... rent em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies
You would sell Ladies ?
Piiiiiiiiiiimp
Wishful thinking you mean?!!? lol"
Yeah would need to inter_iew em see if they was ok |
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Beautiful hand made rocking horses, hobby horses, and 'other' horsey themed toys!
Or barely retrained TB's off the track!
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"I'm not sure Ive got the hang of this one "
Pink rock and saucy postcards!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would probably get sued by the hair product company.
Or I'd sell headboards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Expert massages |
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Explosives. Or sweets. Or both! |
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taxi's or a motor spares shop or a fast food outlet or????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shoes... (Ladies... ) |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
lacey topped stockings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cocktail bar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An awful line in diamanté wheels for the hot hatch brigade.
That sounds terribly Essex "
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