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"its 1243 i googled it " Yes!!! | |||
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"its 1243 i googled it " That's its preference, nothing wrong with that. This is a sex site after all. | |||
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""delete and block"" Yep, going on the list. | |||
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"1-2-4-3 i think " i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub. ps ford anglia's would never start anyway! | |||
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"It doesn't make you gay " Ohhh yes it does | |||
"size doesn't matter............." I thought you preferred big uns | |||
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"1-2-4-3 i think i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub. ps ford anglia's would never start anyway!" | |||
"1-2-4-3 i think i thought it was 1, 2, barnie mcgrew, cuthbert, dibble and grub. ps ford anglia's would never start anyway!" Ooooh! Bitch! obviously a British Leyland man. | |||
"size doesn't matter............. I thought you preferred big uns " are there small ones....? | |||
"this isn't instashag." | |||
"It doesn't make you gay Ohhh yes it does " OMG am I gay then? I'll need help writing my profile, ill never get a meet, are my pics ok, No one replies to my messages, maybe that's why. | |||
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"It doesn't make you gay Ohhh yes it does OMG am I gay then? I'll need help writing my profile, ill never get a meet, are my pics ok, No one replies to my messages, maybe that's why. " That was a good list! | |||
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"Of course you would agree you are part of the forum clique " oh I miss the "victim mentality".... especially when people dont agree with an opinion... mummy... the nasty people are ganging up on me!!! lol | |||
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"I have lost my mojo... a few replies from the opposite sex and it's back " Especially if filthy pics are enclosed in such messages | |||
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"I have fallen and a knife has cut open the carotid artery in my neck... blood is spurting out what should I do forumites" Stick a plaster on it and take some aspirin - you'll be fine in no time! | |||
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"I can talk in cliches till the cows come home." udder nonsense | |||
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"does my bumhole look good bleached " | |||
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"i keep getting abusive messages..well block them...what and lose all that attention .." | |||
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"rants where the op slags something off, you quote THEIR comments... then you get the flak.... Arghh Others I have observed Should I leave Anyone use kik You're not fat, you're fabulous" Omg! I forgot the ubiquitous Kik! | |||
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"is there any other straight men out there that want to sit and wank each other off for the day?" If I'd been drinking milk it would have just come out my nose! | |||
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"I dont know if this is something anyone has ever asked for help with. My partner suggested swinging, so I joined and looking for others to meet. He/she has gone off the idea a bit now, so can you help me get their interest back. Im at the office, having a wank, what are you thinking about? No sarcastic replies, I am new to swinging, and didnt moult my old skin, for a thicker one yet. Any ladies fancy some saucy text fun? Bored housewives even better. Im still waiting for my first threesome with lesbians. Is 10 cock pics enough? Do I need to man up? No crazy stuff for us, thanks. What is vanilla? Why do you all hate us single guys? I am the most reliable person you will ever meet, you will want to keep me. Am I too young for a swingers site end would I be a good model? All replies appreciated. I cant accom or travel, can I still get meets? Ive not had any meets, will I ever get lucky? Im ideally looking for a female fb, so I will select the best applicant - dont be disappointed if I dont choose you - lifes tough, some of us have learned the hard way. Dont really know what to post here, so message to find out anything you want to know, unless it will involve me having to think much. There must be some lucky lady in this area who needs a gentlemans touch, I dont bite hard, unless you ask me to. Back again, I cant keep away. I am in a sexless marriage, so deal with it. " What has this to do with forum clichés? | |||
"I dont know if this is something anyone has ever asked for help with. My partner suggested swinging, so I joined and looking for others to meet. He/she has gone off the idea a bit now, so can you help me get their interest back. Im at the office, having a wank, what are you thinking about? No sarcastic replies, I am new to swinging, and didnt moult my old skin, for a thicker one yet. Any ladies fancy some saucy text fun? Bored housewives even better. Im still waiting for my first threesome with lesbians. Is 10 cock pics enough? Do I need to man up? No crazy stuff for us, thanks. What is vanilla? Why do you all hate us single guys? I am the most reliable person you will ever meet, you will want to keep me. Am I too young for a swingers site end would I be a good model? All replies appreciated. I cant accom or travel, can I still get meets? Ive not had any meets, will I ever get lucky? Im ideally looking for a female fb, so I will select the best applicant - dont be disappointed if I dont choose you - lifes tough, some of us have learned the hard way. Dont really know what to post here, so message to find out anything you want to know, unless it will involve me having to think much. There must be some lucky lady in this area who needs a gentlemans touch, I dont bite hard, unless you ask me to. Back again, I cant keep away. I am in a sexless marriage, so deal with it. What has this to do with forum clichés? " Its actually a whole string of cliches - one after the other ! Lol - just very hard to read ! Some v true for profiles x | |||
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"I dont know if this is something anyone has ever asked for help with. My partner suggested swinging, so I joined and looking for others to meet. He/she has gone off the idea a bit now, so can you help me get their interest back. Im at the office, having a wank, what are you thinking about? No sarcastic replies, I am new to swinging, and didnt moult my old skin, for a thicker one yet. Any ladies fancy some saucy text fun? Bored housewives even better. Im still waiting for my first threesome with lesbians. Is 10 cock pics enough? Do I need to man up? No crazy stuff for us, thanks. What is vanilla? Why do you all hate us single guys? I am the most reliable person you will ever meet, you will want to keep me. Am I too young for a swingers site end would I be a good model? All replies appreciated. I cant accom or travel, can I still get meets? Ive not had any meets, will I ever get lucky? Im ideally looking for a female fb, so I will select the best applicant - dont be disappointed if I dont choose you - lifes tough, some of us have learned the hard way. Dont really know what to post here, so message to find out anything you want to know, unless it will involve me having to think much. There must be some lucky lady in this area who needs a gentlemans touch, I dont bite hard, unless you ask me to. Back again, I cant keep away. I am in a sexless marriage, so deal with it. What has this to do with forum clichés? Its actually a whole string of cliches - one after the other ! Lol - just very hard to read ! Some v true for profiles x " Thank YOU! Now I see. Folks: The enter button with the arrow thingy on it can give you a new line. | |||
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"Forum clichés " "Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit". | |||
"Can't believe no one mentioned the legendary , the classic, the ubiquitous fucking inevitable...... Each to his own ..... " Yep! You are so right there. | |||
"Forum clichés "Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit". " OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation? | |||
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"Forum clichés "Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit". OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation? " No. Premature Ejaculation = "He didn't outstay his welcome". | |||
"Forum clichés "Hes' a really nice guy" = "The sex was shit". OOOOH! Then we are into the real meaning. Does "He is never late" mean he suffers from premature ejaculation? No. Premature Ejaculation = "He didn't outstay his welcome". " | |||
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"Scotland forums ......need we say more! Dam we thought you said cliques ......one to many me thinks " | |||