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over a year ago
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"Wenslydale with cranberries, or a nice Applewood smoked..... 
Mmmm smoked applewood cheeddar!
You people are really bored! lol
You started it!"
I just wanted to see what would happen. I was curious if people might digress to cheesy subjects, chat up lines, cheesy feet! :P |
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"Wenslydale with cranberries, or a nice Applewood smoked.....
Mmmm smoked applewood cheeddar!
You people are really bored! lol
You started it!
I just wanted to see what would happen. I was curious if people might digress to cheesy subjects, chat up lines, cheesy feet! :P"
We're all far too mature and grown up for that....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie 
I Cheddar the world and Feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.... "
Omg this was hilarious!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm completely digressing off subject, but it's my thread so I can. I'm talking to someone on another website, a vanilla one, and she's catholic. Except we are talking about a mixture of faith, beauty, art, BDSM and being "liberal" lol
Quite interesting!
On another note, I want to have sex with a nun |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm completely digressing off subject, but it's my thread so I can. I'm talking to someone on another website, a vanilla one, and she's catholic. Except we are talking about a mixture of faith, beauty, art, BDSM and being "liberal" lol
Quite interesting!
On another note, I want to have sex with a nun "
Oh goodness. That's two kinky blokes with nun fetishes I now know of. The other one is somewhat obsessed with latex nun costumes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm completely digressing off subject, but it's my thread so I can. I'm talking to someone on another website, a vanilla one, and she's catholic. Except we are talking about a mixture of faith, beauty, art, BDSM and being "liberal" lol
Quite interesting!
On another note, I want to have sex with a nun
Oh goodness. That's two kinky blokes with nun fetishes I now know of. The other one is somewhat obsessed with latex nun costumes. "
Hmmmm, not so much the latex nun costumes lol I just want and actual nun! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm completely digressing off subject, but it's my thread so I can. I'm talking to someone on another website, a vanilla one, and she's catholic. Except we are talking about a mixture of faith, beauty, art, BDSM and being "liberal" lol
Quite interesting!
On another note, I want to have sex with a nun
Oh goodness. That's two kinky blokes with nun fetishes I now know of. The other one is somewhat obsessed with latex nun costumes.
Hmmmm, not so much the latex nun costumes lol I just want and actual nun!"
I didn't say it was the same nun fetish. lol You're both going to hell anyway. |
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"I'm completely digressing off subject, but it's my thread so I can. I'm talking to someone on another website, a vanilla one, and she's catholic. Except we are talking about a mixture of faith, beauty, art, BDSM and being "liberal" lol
Quite interesting!
On another note, I want to have sex with a nun
Oh goodness. That's two kinky blokes with nun fetishes I now know of. The other one is somewhat obsessed with latex nun costumes.
Hmmmm, not so much the latex nun costumes lol I just want and actual nun!"
Maybe you can convince the catholic girl to marry Jesus then you can set about corrupting her! |
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"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie
I Cheddar the world and Feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton....
Omg this was hilarious!!!! "
I'm glad it made you laugh but I do feel obliged (in the interests of honesty and clarity) to admit it was nicked from the internets and not a product of my own. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like a lullaby?
I'll sing you one if you can provide a nun.
Hmmm. How about I call myself Sister Mary Virago and show you some of my dirty habits?"
Because knowing you you'd tell me you haven't showered in a week! :P |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Would you like a lullaby?
I'll sing you one if you can provide a nun.
Hmmm. How about I call myself Sister Mary Virago and show you some of my dirty habits?
Because knowing you you'd tell me you haven't showered in a week! :P"
Certainly not  I'm always clean of body when I play. It's just the mind that's a little warped and filthy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you like a lullaby?
I'll sing you one if you can provide a nun.
Hmmm. How about I call myself Sister Mary Virago and show you some of my dirty habits?
Because knowing you you'd tell me you haven't showered in a week! :P
Certainly not I'm always clean of body when I play. It's just the mind that's a little warped and filthy "
Well personally I only ever have sex in the missionary position. Anything else just won't do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex with a nun?
Cheeses wept!
Genius! More cheese jokes, it's late and we need them!"
I suppose you'll be wanting to verify Our Lady Of Perpetual Succour too? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex with a nun?
Cheeses wept!
Genius! More cheese jokes, it's late and we need them!
I suppose you'll be wanting to verify Our Lady Of Perpetual Succour too? "
If it was perpetual she'd get a damn good verification. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I encourage full disclosure of all sins, including practical demonstrations to be certain I understand them and can pray for the soul of the sinner.
Sometimes repeated practical demonstrations are needed for me to completely grasp the root of the matter. Relief usually follows soon after. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Catholic girl says BDSM is not wrong and she wouldn't be closed to it!"
I had a committed Catholic friend when I was at university. I took her shopping to a sex shop on Tottenham Court Road and then to an under-the-counter video (yes, university was that long ago!) shop. That day broadened her horizons somewhat.
Of course BDSM isn't wrong as long as it's consensual. How could it be wrong when all parties are there of their own free will and having fun?
Besides Catholics are all indoctrinated to enjoy guilt and punishment to obtain forgiveness. Ideal candidates, I'd say. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Catholic girl says BDSM is not wrong and she wouldn't be closed to it!
Does that surprise you? It's all rather Catholic I think. Tell her you can help her with her penance"
Exactly. Sin, beg forgiveness, accept punishment and then sin some more. Ideal.  |
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"And she fancies women!! But it's wrong so she can't act on it!
Oh my...... I want to corrupt her!"
She needs to give in to her sinful desires so that she can understand them better
Then you can help her with the punishment...bad, bad catholic girl, smack, smack!
Do you need a hand? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem"
She deserves to know the options so she can make an informed choice, don't you think?
She's been taught to be Catholic but everyone should have the opportunity to learn about other ways and practices, to get a more rounded edamucation and a clearer sense of self.
Think of all she could miss if you don't meet her. And I'm sure her God will be more impressed if she strays and then finds her way back... Only one way to find out if she would  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem
She deserves to know the options so she can make an informed choice, don't you think?
She's been taught to be Catholic but everyone should have the opportunity to learn about other ways and practices, to get a more rounded edamucation and a clearer sense of self.
Think of all she could miss if you don't meet her. And I'm sure her God will be more impressed if she strays and then finds her way back... Only one way to find out if she would "
She's actually a new catholic and she turned herself to her faith apparently. She actually wants to meet. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem
She deserves to know the options so she can make an informed choice, don't you think?
She's been taught to be Catholic but everyone should have the opportunity to learn about other ways and practices, to get a more rounded edamucation and a clearer sense of self.
Think of all she could miss if you don't meet her. And I'm sure her God will be more impressed if she strays and then finds her way back... Only one way to find out if she would
She's actually a new catholic and she turned herself to her faith apparently. She actually wants to meet."
So meet. She's a grown-up. Trust her to know what she wants. |
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"Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem
She deserves to know the options so she can make an informed choice, don't you think?
She's been taught to be Catholic but everyone should have the opportunity to learn about other ways and practices, to get a more rounded edamucation and a clearer sense of self.
Think of all she could miss if you don't meet her. And I'm sure her God will be more impressed if she strays and then finds her way back... Only one way to find out if she would
She's actually a new catholic and she turned herself to her faith apparently. She actually wants to meet."
Ahhh she's a seeker of truth...show her yours |
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"Hmmm but I could be temptation sent her way to see if she bites.... I think it would be wrong of me to ever meet her. I feel like that naughty little snake in Eden!
Sorry, naughty thick long, girthy snake in the garden of eden ahem
She deserves to know the options so she can make an informed choice, don't you think?
She's been taught to be Catholic but everyone should have the opportunity to learn about other ways and practices, to get a more rounded edamucation and a clearer sense of self.
Think of all she could miss if you don't meet her. And I'm sure her God will be more impressed if she strays and then finds her way back... Only one way to find out if she would
She's actually a new catholic and she turned herself to her faith apparently. She actually wants to meet.
Ahhh she's a seeker of truth...show her yours"
Indeed! I do rather want to try and corrupt her, I've even told her so... |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this! "
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
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"I'm feeling like VV and I are little devils on your shoulders..go on do it, do it! "
I'm actually explaining why she shouldn't meet me, then trying to tempt her anyway. I'm actually trying to make it harder so I can feel more smug afterwards lol I really am a bad person! |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this!
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
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Hello HR
I shall have that as my user name if/when I decide to have a profile overhaul
Thanks |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this!
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
Hello HR
I shall have that as my user name if/when I decide to have a profile overhaul
Thanks "
I was thinking you should! Then all the ladies will be messaging you asking what it means  |
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"I'm feeling like VV and I are little devils on your shoulders..go on do it, do it!
I'm actually explaining why she shouldn't meet me, then trying to tempt her anyway. I'm actually trying to make it harder so I can feel more smug afterwards lol I really am a bad person!"
Yes you are a very, very bad man. I'm actually quite innocent and am thinking of turning to God...maybe even devoting my life to Jesus...what do you think, should I do it?  |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this!
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
Hello HR
I shall have that as my user name if/when I decide to have a profile overhaul
Thanks
I was thinking you should! Then all the ladies will be messaging you asking what it means "
And I'd only reply to the ones who bothered to look it up |
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"If you actually became a nun you'd have to fight me off!
Could I not just buy a costume party nun outfit?
I want an actual nun!"
I;m afraid that's too much commitment to make to get a shag...I'm ooot! |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this!
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
Hello HR
I shall have that as my user name if/when I decide to have a profile overhaul
Thanks
I was thinking you should! Then all the ladies will be messaging you asking what it means
And I'd only reply to the ones who bothered to look it up"
The clever ones like wot i am! I know how to googlize! |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
Cows have bollocks??? Why wasn't I told this!
Hello Mr Callipygous
to answer your question it's what they make that cheese spread with.
Hello HR
I shall have that as my user name if/when I decide to have a profile overhaul
Thanks
I was thinking you should! Then all the ladies will be messaging you asking what it means
And I'd only reply to the ones who bothered to look it up
The clever ones like wot i am! I know how to googlize!"
Yep |
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"Laughing cow light blue cheese triangles are the bollocks
I am disappointed with you cheeky. That's not cheese that's shite 
I know but im avoiding cheese "
Why ?  |
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"If you actually became a nun you'd have to fight me off!
Could I not just buy a costume party nun outfit?
I want an actual nun!"
Blue Nun to go with your cheese.
I love boursin, stilton with cranberries and good old cheddar .
I love cheese on crackers and like VV, not on my men, euwwwwwwwwwww. |
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