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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well my guests would be:-
Meet the Folkers
Queen of Tease
Obi have (I'm just as surprised as you my boy)
Starter
Quale egg on mustard mash
Main
Beef Wellington with Douphinoise potato
Dessert
Me!
Who would you have and what would you cook. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well my guests would be:-
Meet the Folkers
Queen of Tease
Obi have (I'm just as surprised as you my boy)
Starter
Quale egg on mustard mash
Main
Beef Wellington with Douphinoise potato
Dessert
Me!
Who would you have and what would you cook."
Well that's dinner ruined! Least I get to polish off the wine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a few I'd like to invite to dinner - for conversation. I don't know that many would last until dessert."
Depends on the main and starter! I always find making someone wait for what they reallyvwant makes it better when they get it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..
starter
cock flavoured soup
main
leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle
dessert
unpsotted dick
clitoris cream pie
the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..
starter
cock flavoured soup
main
leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle
dessert
unpsotted dick
clitoris cream pie
the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme
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Wonder who would do the voice over for that show? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..
starter
cock flavoured soup
main
leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle
dessert
unpsotted dick
clitoris cream pie
the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme
"
Paddy you mucky lil shit! You are vile! Lol
Yes I know before you say it!!! 
Why thankyou very much! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
I would invite just one person. We'd have a bottle of wine to begin with and then lots of sex on the table. The floor. The sofa. The stairs. The bath. The landing.
We might make it to a bed eventually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..
starter
cock flavoured soup
main
leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle
dessert
unpsotted dick
clitoris cream pie
the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme
Paddy you mucky lil shit! You are vile! Lol
Yes I know before you say it!!!
Why thankyou very much! "
Hope im invited! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby 
Dessert
Me!  "
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "
Stop being petulant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking "
She make you finish all your main before dessert |
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"well I wont name who my guests are but the menu..
starter
cock flavoured soup
main
leather jacketed faggots, with cheesey balls on a blue waffle
dessert
unpsotted dick
clitoris cream pie
the menus ingredients and preparation can be found at cumfabwithme
"
Gawd Paddy! That was last year's menu and you forgot the Trou normand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
She make you finish all your main before dessert "
Yep. My aren't allowed dessert without eating their dinner. If he wants to act like a child I'll treat him like one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan "
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
She make you finish all your main before dessert
Yep. My aren't allowed dessert without eating their dinner. If he wants to act like a child I'll treat him like one "
Okay okay bring me my ice cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
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Love it when a man paddy s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
Love it when a man paddy s "
I'll smack his arse if he carries on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
Love it when a man paddy s
I'll smack his arse if he carries on "
Good choice of guests red
Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
Love it when a man paddy s
I'll smack his arse if he carries on
Good choice of guests red
Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down. "
Ben would love that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
Love it when a man paddy s
I'll smack his arse if he carries on
Good choice of guests red
Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down.
Ben would love that "
 stop turning the tables! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ryan
Tease and Temptation
And
Greedy thump
Starter
Whipped cream, no plates or cutlery required
Main
Burgers - that's for you Ryan baby
Dessert
Me!
No good creeping now. I'm still sulking
Oh dear has little red upset little Ryan
Love it when a man paddy s
I'll smack his arse if he carries on
Good choice of guests red
Well two of them anyway! Lol hope you don't have to resort to violence! There is always the threat of a erm... Strap on! to calm certain guests down.
Ben would love that "
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd stage this in front of a live studio audience.
I as the hostess with the mostess,
Guests: Obi, as he is cool,
Sassy because she criticised me on a comp/crit the above thread by saying she doesn't fancy women and that is by far the NICEST criticism any girly can get,
Vie en Rouge, because she'd like a good night out.
Soxy and Manrider would do the voice over from the wings of the studio, with lots of audience participation and knowing looks and winks. I would let them drink as much as they like, as I think they would both be even funnier with their remarks when d*unk.
The first course would be Heinz soup. Obi's would have some false teeth in the bottom. Sassy's a couple of fake fish swimming and Vie en Rouge - hers would come out last, but wouldn't have been doctored. Instead, one of her chair legs would have been sawn through.
The main course would be Sunday dinner with mash. At this point, I emerge from the kitchen, with my chef's hat ablaze, completely ignoring the inferno above my head. I then go back into the kitchen and emerge sans chefs hat, but wearing a space helmet and carrying a microwave that has blown up under my arm, muttering about how things aren't made to last anymore. Whilst I am walking back through the room, I knock the telly off the stand. I then come out the kitchen in a rush, asking if anyone knows if icecream should be flammable....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd stage this in front of a live studio audience.
I as the hostess with the mostess,
Guests: Obi, as he is cool,
Sassy because she criticised me on a comp/crit the above thread by saying she doesn't fancy women and that is by far the NICEST criticism any girly can get,
Vie en Rouge, because she'd like a good night out.
Soxy and Manrider would do the voice over from the wings of the studio, with lots of audience participation and knowing looks and winks. I would let them drink as much as they like, as I think they would both be even funnier with their remarks when d*unk.
The first course would be Heinz soup. Obi's would have some false teeth in the bottom. Sassy's a couple of fake fish swimming and Vie en Rouge - hers would come out last, but wouldn't have been doctored. Instead, one of her chair legs would have been sawn through.
The main course would be Sunday dinner with mash. At this point, I emerge from the kitchen, with my chef's hat ablaze, completely ignoring the inferno above my head. I then go back into the kitchen and emerge sans chefs hat, but wearing a space helmet and carrying a microwave that has blown up under my arm, muttering about how things aren't made to last anymore. Whilst I am walking back through the room, I knock the telly off the stand. I then come out the kitchen in a rush, asking if anyone knows if icecream should be flammable....
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Tho few and far between of late, I prefer my good nights out not to end with a trip to A&E due to sabotaged furniture at the hands of a so called friend!!!
Hope you choke on your mash, trip over the TV, drop the exploded microwave on your foot and if after all that you are able to sit down .......... watch out for barbed wire cones!!
Sassy, Obi, Soxy and Manrider please PM me if you have suitable ideas for revenge on the evil one .......
xxxx |
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