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Punch-up in the car park?

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

(In case anyone is taking this seriously, please don't because I'm not. I have had a shit day but the car park is too cold to want a ruck - yes Ruck! - out there. Or a fuck. It's too cold for that too).

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

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By *bwlover19Man over a year ago

london

A cucumber catapult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 3 bars of caramel if they any good

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have 3 bars of caramel if they any good

I think they'd clog my cannon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Intercontinental ballistic gateau launcher, with heat-seeking sprinkles.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh oh, breaking out the big guns with the sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inflatable hammer, we can play Mallets Mallet until someone begs for mercy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if I was losing the fight, I'd obviously take out my milky bar and sit back and wait for the posse to arrive..

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'd come with a rapid fire custard shooting splurge gun!!!

(Guess what one of my favourite movies is)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing better than those inflatable sumo suits!!

Game on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jelly .... and a spoon to fling it ... but that just made me think of flan flinging so maybe a few of them too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh def a custard enabled banana launcher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just batter you around the ring

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Crème caramel in a catapult

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

A pillow, i know its simple, but i always enjoy a good pillow fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 3 bars of caramel if they any good

I think they'd clog my cannon.

Ah fook it means I'm going to have to eat them

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pillow, i know its simple, but i always enjoy a good pillow fight.

I am currently the undisputed undefeated world champion pillow fighter, if you ever want to get it on.....

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By *otTheReal01Man over a year ago

London

"I'd come with a rapid fire custard shooting splurge gun!!!

(Guess what one of my favourite movies is)

Love that film. The pedal powered gangster cars are awesome!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I bet a toblerone can be a dangerous weapon in the right hands, hard enough to give you a good smack or poke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have 3 bars of caramel if they any good

I think they'd clog my cannon.

Ah fook it means I'm going to have to eat them

You could throw them at people, I suppose

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

I'd but tickets to watch.

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

I'd BUY tickets to watch, lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Water pistol and we could transform it into a wet and frozen t-shirt contest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

I'd kiss butts for tickets to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mud pond for ladies mud wrestling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Water pistol and we could transform it into a wet and frozen t-shirt contest

youd win hands down Tina, compared to yours mine are marbles

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

vodka jelly then we could lick it off after.. a summer eureka activity

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll provide the jelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really want a jelly fight .. or an oily fight . Think it would be funny but the opposition would have to be gentle with me cos i'm old

Would love to fill a kids paddling pool up with jelly and have a girlie wrestle

vodka jelly then we could lick it off after.. a summer eureka activity

Vodka jellies make me get my boobies out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its never too cold to fuck

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Its never too cold to fuck

In the car park? Sometimes it's definitely too cold to fuck in the car park!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bananas!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Those massive foam hands for slapping action.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fire staff (YouTube it)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coleslaw wrestling

The loser is made to eat the slaw!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Those massive foam hands for slapping action. "

Alright Miley!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Coleslaw wrestling

The loser is made to eat the slaw!"

Eewww!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Those massive foam hands for slapping action. "

Wot no kippaz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rubber trunchion, with a green jelly dildo, well you did ask lolx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some."

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Disgusting fighting tactics looking at my pics and hiding yours....smashes you with the stair attachment then jams the extension up your butt....go tell A&E you fell downstairs....ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !"

Strap on ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

"
Pah....you guys complain about all these cock picks, so I try something humorous and people just poke fun

...I'm taking my Hoover home and not playing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Disgusting fighting tactics looking at my pics and hiding yours....smashes you with the stair attachment then jams the extension up your butt....go tell A&E you fell downstairs....ha

Oi you that's wicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*shakes up bottles of pop and sprays it at everyone*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes "

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*shakes up bottles of pop and sprays it at everyone*"

This is all your fault you started it....squeezees the nearest tomcats anal glands all over you, cursing you to the smell of damp squalid urinals for the rest of your life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe"

I'm just showing you my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock blocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Moody would enjoy that.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock docking"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock docking"
really

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"*shakes up bottles of pop and sprays it at everyone*

This is all your fault you started it....squeezees the nearest tomcats anal glands all over you, cursing you to the smell of damp squalid urinals for the rest of your life."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring? "

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Sally James !! Smashes her

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Dive right in. Mind out for the cheese grater and the Tomcat anal glands. Someone let a stinker in. Literally!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock docking really

Yeah really, so unless you want to walk like you've got a tin of tuna jammed between your legs with lid open put that strap on down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Dive right in. Mind out for the cheese grater and the Tomcat anal glands. Someone let a stinker in. Literally!

Thanks for the warning, there's someone who definitely wont be getting a cream pie from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Dive right in. Mind out for the cheese grater and the Tomcat anal glands. Someone let a stinker in. Literally!

Thanks for the warning, there's someone who definitely wont be getting a cream pie from me

Call yourself a Tiswas fan...bet you watched swap shop you Lilly livered light weight

put em up

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock docking really

Yeah really, so unless you want to walk like you've got a tin of tuna jammed between your legs with lid open put that strap on down

Did you actually read what you just replied to?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Dive right in. Mind out for the cheese grater and the Tomcat anal glands. Someone let a stinker in. Literally!

Thanks for the warning, there's someone who definitely wont be getting a cream pie from me

Call yourself a Tiswas fan...bet you watched swap shop you Lilly livered light weight

put em up"

I think it's Moody who's trying to put it up, actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Jumps into the car park with a gas powered dildo airgun firing kangaroo testicles on full auto. Get some.

Slight hijack as I've just been doing some research on your pics , are you aware you are holding a Hoover in them

Looks like a Dyson to me

Hey, I don't own a dildo....improvise guys !

Strap on ?

Oh oh I've got one of them

Back off or you get the cheese grater on the nipples

Well that's one I haven't had before

I save that one for when I feel really cornered !...the shreddings are nice in an avocado dip with deep fried pubes

That is just wrong so why am I giggling

Ahh fighting in public now are we donut babe

I'm just showing you my strap on

Back off with that thing I'm an expert at cock docking really

Yeah really, so unless you want to walk like you've got a tin of tuna jammed between your legs with lid open put that strap on down

Did you actually read what you just replied to?

I've gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a rubbish day and want to say something contentious just for the distraction. So, anyone want to cut to the chase and have a fight in the car park?

Still if we were to have a fight in the car park, I'd bring a whipped cream cannon. What ridiculous weapon would you bring?

Can I join in please, slut heels and cape on and be the phantom flan flinger ( and yes I know it shows my age lol ) xx

Dive right in. Mind out for the cheese grater and the Tomcat anal glands. Someone let a stinker in. Literally!

Thanks for the warning, there's someone who definitely wont be getting a cream pie from me

Call yourself a Tiswas fan...bet you watched swap shop you Lilly livered light weight

put em up

I think it's Moody who's trying to put it up, actually

Ssshhhhh I think he is too busy cock docking to worry about the strap on now

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By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Moody, you are a very, very naughty person!