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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"with animals!!
*who all end up dead!
** especially porcupines!  "
Don't you have a dance to be getting on with?
Stop killing the animals ya evil bastard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'"
Not all gingers are easy ya know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'
Not all gingers are easy ya know "
I am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'"
Two for one on Wednesdays I heard!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'
Not all gingers are easy ya know
I am "
So am I but there must be some that aren't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was a lovely ginger lass, who liked a bit of compensation for her services. She was known as 'Orange Pay As You Go'
Two for one on Wednesdays I heard! "
Not for Man utd fans! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred
Hes gay 
He wasn't until PAYG shagged him.
I feel like I'm being victimised  "
Nah! Its not like you're ginger.
Or a hammers fan! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just before she shagged Right Said Fred
Hes gay
He wasn't until PAYG shagged him.
I feel like I'm being victimised
Nah! Its not like you're ginger.
Or a hammers fan! "
Those are my good points  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyway I'm off to bed, Lickety and the firemen were the only decent (ish!) storytellers this evening. You and Ryan are pants! "
Sorry! I'm better at the animal tales!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Night mofos xx
Night big tits!
Well observed
I was talking to Ryan!
Nite nite breast pest 
Tle dum and tle dee
I can play dumb "
There's no acting involved |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Night mofos xx
Night big tits!
Well observed
I was talking to Ryan!
Nite nite breast pest
Tle dum and tle dee
I can play dumb
There's no acting involved "
I'm only as stupid as I want you to think I am  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Night mofos xx
Night big tits!
Well observed
I was talking to Ryan!
Nite nite breast pest
Tle dum and tle dee
I can play dumb
There's no acting involved
I'm only as stupid as I want you to think I am "
I dispute that x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.
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It was a short story. To summarise:
A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.
It was a short story. To summarise:
A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay. "
I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.
It was a short story. To summarise:
A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.
I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot."
Tle dumb discovered he had big tits! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.
It was a short story. To summarise:
A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.
I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot."
That was a ginger herring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are some gaps here. They may be between my ears though.
It was a short story. To summarise:
A ginger girl by the name of Orange Pay As You Go, was wearing a red dress when she found herself stuck between a rock and a hard place.
She was Dee Pee Dippy about the dress she wore, so she decided to offer two for one on a Wednesday, to Right Said Fred. Being a bit of a minger, this scared him off and he turned gay.
I'm sure there was a Tle Dumb and Tle Dumber sub-plot.
That was a ginger herring"
This could easily replace my current favourite book,the breast adventures of tle dum and tle dee |
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