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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Tina Titz has cornered the market with the FORUM INSURANCE.
Invictus has the Boyfriend Experience package.
I offered the Timewaster Compensation Scheme and I am considering offering The Real Girlfriend Experience for the masochists.
What product or service can you offer to Fabsters? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Profile Re_iew and Editing Service. I will add and subtract the punctuation that others just cannot be bothered with. "
Will you offer translation from txt spk too or is that a specialist service?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have this unnerving ability to spot nutters
So I'm proposing to offer a service called "nutter alert"
People send me a photo, I will declare "sane" or "nutter" |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Profile Re_iew and Editing Service. I will add and subtract the punctuation that others just cannot be bothered with.
Will you offer translation from txt spk too or is that a specialist service?
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Yep. Give me crappy attempts at online sexing and I will provide peerless prose that will have pants dropping everywhere. |
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I can provide a 'post in the forum' service so one can get seen in the fora, appearing to be active, whilst one is at work or asleep or hooveribg etc. A single witty, engaging and subtly sexually suggestive message can also be sent for an additional consideration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profile Re_iew and Editing Service. I will add and subtract the punctuation that others just cannot be bothered with.
Will you offer translation from txt spk too or is that a specialist service?
Yep. Give me crappy attempts at online sexing and I will provide peerless prose that will have pants dropping everywhere."
You mean sexting?   |
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"I can provide a 'post in the forum' service so one can get seen in the fora, appearing to be active, whilst one is at work or asleep or hooveribg etc. A single witty, engaging and subtly sexually suggestive message can also be sent for an additional consideration. "
Note the deliberate spelling mistake to instantly get a message from the above offering the 'spell check' service....clever, eh? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Profile Re_iew and Editing Service. I will add and subtract the punctuation that others just cannot be bothered with.
Will you offer translation from txt spk too or is that a specialist service?
Yep. Give me crappy attempts at online sexing and I will provide peerless prose that will have pants dropping everywhere.
You mean sexting? "
That too. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Profile Re_iew and Editing Service. I will add and subtract the punctuation that others just cannot be bothered with.
Will you offer translation from txt spk too or is that a specialist service?
Yep. Give me crappy attempts at online sexing and I will provide peerless prose that will have pants dropping everywhere.
You mean sexting? "
I thought a lot of what happened on here was online sexing. The number of threads about women really being single men suggests a sexing service is needed.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I could be a roving London reporter. If anything of interest is hap ironing in the capital I could give live updates and on the scene coverage. "
I see a lot of creased clothing so I don't think much ironing is happening in the Capital.
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"Alternative Hobby Advice - for when you can't take any more let downs and celibacy is looking good.
OOH! I could do with that one."
Upon perusing your profile I noted this line "I am also interested in exploring a submissive role".
I therefore feel you may enjoy the hobby of naked housecleaning, but mind where your bits are when you're doing the ironing.
My first consultation is free of charge. You are welcome. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can provide a 'post in the forum' service so one can get seen in the fora, appearing to be active, whilst one is at work or asleep or hooveribg etc. A single witty, engaging and subtly sexually suggestive message can also be sent for an additional consideration. "
Perhaps you could talk up and name drop too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could be a roving London reporter. If anything of interest is hap ironing in the capital I could give live updates and on the scene coverage.
I see a lot of creased clothing so I don't think much ironing is happening in the Capital.
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Hap ironing is the latest saying. You'll all be saying it soon. Remember where you heard it first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will provide a "how to eat in the bath" workshop
You need to iron out the spillage issues or at least include a module on what to do when there is spillage.
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Don't worry, all possibilities will be covered in the NVQ level 3 course |
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"Alternative Hobby Advice - for when you can't take any more let downs and celibacy is looking good.
OOH! I could do with that one.
Upon perusing your profile I noted this line "I am also interested in exploring a submissive role".
I therefore feel you may enjoy the hobby of naked housecleaning, but mind where your bits are when you're doing the ironing.
My first consultation is free of charge. You are welcome. "
You are so kind. Now, where does my wife keep the ironing board? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be willing to be a reporter out in the field; randomly turning up at members houses and thoroughly checking their proclaimed genuity. Measurements can and will be taken  |
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"Those asking to run services sort yourselves out and BE entrepreneurs. Make us an offer, set out your stall and thrust your way into the market.
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I've already had my first client. It was gratis but next time the cash will come rolling in! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Those asking to run services sort yourselves out and BE entrepreneurs. Make us an offer, set out your stall and thrust your way into the market.
I've already had my first client. It was gratis but next time the cash will come rolling in!"
I saw. You are doing well and building a client base. Proper entrepreneurial behaviour.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We will offer a photo retouching service editing out the pink dressing gowns and make up from single guys profile pics.  "
Will you clean up the toilet pictures too?
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My ex had to re-touch his pictures to remove my dressing table. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We will offer a photo retouching service editing out the pink dressing gowns and make up from single guys profile pics.
Will you clean up the toilet pictures too?-D"
closing the lid is extra  |
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I offer genuine VVVWE measurement, evaluation and certification service.
As a sideline, heavy cummer certification is also on the cards.
So many lynx cans, sky remotes etc will no longer be required, with Sophie's helpful service. A free photo of the evaluation is also provided, stamped and signed, with a kiss. |
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Don't want to push JuneTerry out of work, but I'll also pre-re_iew published pics, and tell you if you live in a shit hole (crap freely littered around etc). For the right user and offer, I'll even come around and kick your ass into gear, if the crap is still lying around. If you need a de-cluttering solution, you'll need to smile very sweetly. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Ummm I don't know.
Snark, sarcasm and extreme stubbornness lessons?
Pain and suffering for those who are into that sort of thing. As well as a few who probably aren't but deserve it nonetheless.
Cat fluff. I have a lot of spare cat fluff available.
General advanced level pedantry. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ummm I don't know.
Snark, sarcasm and extreme stubbornness lessons?
Pain and suffering for those who are into that sort of thing. As well as a few who probably aren't but deserve it nonetheless.
Cat fluff. I have a lot of spare cat fluff available.
General advanced level pedantry."
Maybe the crafters can use the fluff. |
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"Motivational course, with a "get a grip and get a life" tutorial for no added extra to first 1000 students.
Will you be using any specific tools to get your message across?"
...aside from my caustic wit and bullwhip?!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Motivational course, with a "get a grip and get a life" tutorial for no added extra to first 1000 students.
Will you be using any specific tools to get your message across?
...aside from my caustic wit and bullwhip?!! "
A tongue lashing with a lashing from you should do it. |
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"Tina Titz has cornered the market with the FORUM INSURANCE.
Invictus has the Boyfriend Experience package.
I offered the Timewaster Compensation Scheme and I am considering offering The Real Girlfriend Experience for the masochists.
What product or service can you offer to Fabsters?"
I can be the "dirty old man" in role play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget my Picture fabbing service!
© Funky Monkey Enterprises™ All rights reserved."
Yeah about that, I paid you 37 pence in 1987. I know its a gentlemans agreement but where's ny fabs ? |
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"Don't forget my Picture fabbing service!
© Funky Monkey Enterprises™ All rights reserved.
Yeah about that, I paid you 37 pence in 1987. I know its a gentlemans agreement but where's ny fabs ?"
Ah shit, sorry bro that was before the .com crash of the late 1990's. Due to the market prices back then and inflation your 37p is only worth 0.2% of a fab. If you were willing to invest more money now I would be happy utilise my vast team of fake accounts to fab your pics.
Sorry for the inconvenience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I call dibs on PPI...
(Penis Protection Insurance)
If you are sent unwanted penis picture you can consult me threw private message and I will give you free and impartial advice threw your traumatic ordeal.. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Tina has launched another bloody enterprise. Keep up folk or she will own the forum.
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Only the first step in World Domination. Just wait till ebay deliver my extinct volcano and monorail set |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am offering a 'cooling off' service. I will hold your post for an hour at a small charge and then return it to you for reconsideration. "
That is a very good service and I may need to use it once a day. Can I buy in bulk? |
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