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over a year ago
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Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
I thought you were in the room then you just described me!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
1,2,3,4,5,6............missing ffs  |
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
Hmm, sharp-minded too for me, and smooth rather than hairy....and not rough - possessing 'manly virtues' yes, haha, all those lovely adjectives like assertive, vigorous, virile...but not rough!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out!
I thought you were in the room then you just described me! "
I wish I was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out!
1,2,3,4,5,6............missing ffs "
Soz!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
I think you've pretty much covered it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Following on from the other thread.
Come on Ladies
Can I play please
Andrew Scott who play Moriarty
Rupert Penry Jones
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Of course you can, my apologies |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Taller than me (unless he has a strokable beard), not too overweight, not too much older than me, good sense of humour, open minded, honest, caring, understanding, tolerant, can work out my accent and ABOVE all, the patience to put up with ME |
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
Yes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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About 45, 6'2,intelligent, broad shoulders, well built, dark hair, with a bit of grey, tanned, green/blue eyes, nice teeth, cheeky smile, toned, strong hands, good soh, smells nice, generous, funny, loving and with an 8 inch cock.
That should rule out everyone on here.
I best go to Sainsburys to see if he's there. |
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He'd be witty, kind, generous in all ways, romantically inclined, share my sense of humour, intelligent, cheeky, have a naughty glint in his smiley eyes. Physically he'd be not too tall, not above 5' 10", broad shoulders, strong arms and muscular legs. |
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"About 36-46 fertile tall a manly man with tattoos and gorgeous smile and funny and witty
Just say Justin. Its a lot easier. Heehee
are you fertile lol "
VERY but watch it. U might get 2 at a time off me. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"About 36-46 fertile tall a manly man with tattoos and gorgeous smile and funny and witty
Just say Justin. Its a lot easier. Heehee
are you fertile lol
VERY but watch it. U might get 2 at a time off me. X "
Oh twins !! |
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"About 36-46 fertile tall a manly man with tattoos and gorgeous smile and funny and witty
Just say Justin. Its a lot easier. Heehee
are you fertile lol
VERY but watch it. U might get 2 at a time off me. X
Oh twins !! "
Yep double trouble  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
Thats about right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
see told ya "
Which ones are you missing ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous "
surely jason statham should be replaced by random scriptwriter/director, as, lets be honest, he isnt dangerous at all.
he is just an actor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
surely jason statham should be replaced by random scriptwriter/director, as, lets be honest, he isnt dangerous at all.
he is just an actor"
True .. But he looks well hard lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
surely jason statham should be replaced by random scriptwriter/director, as, lets be honest, he isnt dangerous at all.
he is just an actor
True .. But he looks well hard lol "
so does micky rourke, but didnt see him on your list lol |
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"About 36-46 fertile tall a manly man with tattoos and gorgeous smile and funny and witty
Just say Justin. Its a lot easier. Heehee
are you fertile lol
VERY but watch it. U might get 2 at a time off me. X "
I don't want any child support just your sperm lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" You do realise there's a lot of guys cut pasting this for profiles now !
There probably wasn't until you gave them the idea!"
Must be just me doing such underhand things then ! Right back to the girls ideas.....loaded with money, not long to live..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
surely jason statham should be replaced by random scriptwriter/director, as, lets be honest, he isnt dangerous at all.
he is just an actor
True .. But he looks well hard lol
so does micky rourke, but didnt see him on your list lol"
I didn't want to make it too long, otherwise would be there all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
see told ya
Which ones are you missing ? "
beckham, statham not bothered about timberlake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't exist !
It's still rant Thursday is it ??
Got something I need to get of my chest "
We know he dosnt, what's perfect to one is the total opposite to another  |
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"Don't exist !
It's still rant Thursday is it ??
Got something I need to get of my chest
We know he dosnt, what's perfect to one is the total opposite to another "
Now now ladies its only a bit of fun. We all know I'm the only perfect one pmsl. Sorry couldn't resist it. Heehee |
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"About 45, 6'2,intelligent, broad shoulders, well built, dark hair, with a bit of grey, tanned, green/blue eyes, nice teeth, cheeky smile, toned, strong hands, good soh, smells nice, generous, funny, loving and with an 8 inch cock.
That should rule out everyone on here.
I best go to Sainsburys to see if he's there. "
Oh yes, I forgot the teeth - nice teeth are very important!!
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"Now we have the unrealistic fantasies out of the way. What will you settle for? "
Well I can add on or take off a few inches in height. The broad shoulders, strong arms and muscular legs can come along with a chunky body. The intelligence doesn't have to be greater than mine but must at least match it. The sense of humour and cheeky smile and sparkly eyes are a must though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Obi
but with Funky's bum
Hugh Jackman's chest
Vin Diesel's arms
Gerard Butler's legs
and Robin Thicke's hair
I'll keep his face and cock
*maybe some botox on the face though, his age is starting to show a bit these days  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A mixture of
David Beckham...Fit
Jude law... Sexy smile
Justin Timberlake.. Can dance
Jason Stratham.. Dangerous
see told ya
Which ones are you missing ?
beckham, statham not bothered about timberlake"
So your nicknames not trousersnake then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following on from the other thread.
Come on Ladies
The perfect man listens and takes on board what's said. "
Please I'm all ears. I'm washing up but don't let that get in the way |
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out!
I think you've pretty much covered it!"
And preferably with a sexy Scottish accent, a degree of intelligence, and has to be a bit of an old romantic at heart ... must be an excellent kisser, very tactile and sensual, and great technical ability in his tongue and fingers ... must be experienced or definitely willing to learn ... and quickly !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out! "
You didn't but minus the bodyhair for me and not too rough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tall, broad shoulders, strong arms, big cock, hairy chest, nice eyes and smile, rough but a gentleman, generous, loving, funny and honest.
Don't think I missed anything out!
I think you've pretty much covered it!
And preferably with a sexy Scottish accent, a degree of intelligence, and has to be a bit of an old romantic at heart ... must be an excellent kisser, very tactile and sensual, and great technical ability in his tongue and fingers ... must be experienced or definitely willing to learn ... and quickly !!! "
And now he's complete |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Following on from the other thread.
Come on Ladies
The perfect man listens and takes on board what's said.
Please I'm all ears. I'm washing up but don't let that get in the way"
And he must look good in marigolds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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35-55
5ft10-6ft5ish
Imposing stature (not fat but not too lean)
Dark
Wicked smile
Quietly Dom
Confident but not arrogant
Funny, witty
Protective
Sincere |
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"He'd be witty, kind, generous in all ways, romantically inclined, share my sense of humour, intelligent, cheeky, have a naughty glint in his smiley eyes. Physically he'd be not too tall, not above 5' 10", broad shoulders, strong arms and muscular legs. "
I've thought about this some more and need to add some things
He will not only be a great cook but also loves cooking for me. And he will be equally handy around the house and in the garage. He'd be able to fix the muffler that fell off my exhaust today and he'd enjoy doing it. He'd take the car for a test run and pick me up some flowers on the way home. I love him so much |
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"Ok I'd like to add.....
Can cook
Shaved head or short hair
Protective but not over bearing
Loyal
Spontaneous
A bit romantic lol "
I've had a lightbulb moment no wonder I've been single nearly 4 years |
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"Ok I'd like to add.....
Can cook
Shaved head or short hair
Protective but not over bearing
Loyal
Spontaneous
A bit romantic lol
I've had a lightbulb moment no wonder I've been single nearly 4 years "
You should try a long distance relationship...even I can be "the perfect girlfriend" for a week at a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Taller than me (unless he has a strokable beard), not too overweight, not too much older than me, good sense of humour, open minded, honest, caring, understanding, tolerant, can work out my accent and ABOVE all, the patience to put up with ME "
??? Say again??? |
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