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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.
The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"a cornetto but only in private "
Where have you been our lovely quartermaster? Eating cornettoes on your own?
I can't help doing with with a soft serve ice-cream in a wafer cone, even in public.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.
Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!"
I know I am describing my shape as the Venus of Willendorf but I'm not a goddess. 
You don't want chocolate as you are sugar free and in a few days your palate will find the taste yucky.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Cadbury's creme eggs. Walnut whips.
Oh goddess I want chocolate!!!!!!!!!
I know I am describing my shape as the Venus of Willendorf but I'm not a goddess.
You don't want chocolate as you are sugar free and in a few days your palate will find the taste yucky.
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My brain still thinks it's nice though. I'm still working through the sugar withdrawal headache at the moment. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year
I know. We need a new take-over dictator.
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you volunteering  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year
I know. We need a new take-over dictator.
you volunteering "
I don't think I could rally the forum to fall in step to take over a country.
Back to licking... |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Hi real life sort of got in the way there for a bit, but im back now, sad to see so many people missing from just last year
I know. We need a new take-over dictator.
you volunteering
I don't think I could rally the forum to fall in step to take over a country.
Back to licking..."
yeah wheres Bussy when you need him,i really miss him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those petit filous yoghurt when the young ones say they want it but then don't want to eat it.
Why don't they want to eat it?
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Because they want my one. And it's exactly the same bloody thing.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.
The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?
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The image of someone, who looks spidery in my imagination, breaking open a pasty with their long, boney, skeletal white finger, then licking the grey mystery meat contents out, slowly, with a purple tongue that's three times the length of a normal tongue, is nightmare fuel ... But then I wonder why I imagine it that way? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I defy anyone to resist pushing their tongue into the sweet folds and not enjoy lapping at the beautiful creamy joy within. Close your eyes and savour the goodness,push your tongue a little further, deeper, go on, all the way in. That's it, good isn't it. Lick your lips and smile to yourself.its wicked but you want to indulge yourself you can't stop, you want more and you don't want to share this pleasure, this pure delight.
Its naughty but nice.
Its a fresh cream doughnut |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.
The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?
The image of someone, who looks spidery in my imagination, breaking open a pasty with their long, boney, skeletal white finger, then licking the grey mystery meat contents out, slowly, with a purple tongue that's three times the length of a normal tongue, is nightmare fuel ... But then I wonder why I imagine it that way? "
That is such a funny description for him. I can't I know what his tongue looks like but his fingers aren't skeletal. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I defy anyone to resist pushing their tongue into the sweet folds and not enjoy lapping at the beautiful creamy joy within. Close your eyes and savour the goodness,push your tongue a little further, deeper, go on, all the way in. That's it, good isn't it. Lick your lips and smile to yourself.its wicked but you want to indulge yourself you can't stop, you want more and you don't want to share this pleasure, this pure delight.
Its naughty but nice.
Its a fresh cream doughnut"
Or a chocolate éclair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
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That is the correct way to eat a pasty, they were designed so the pastry could be held in dirty hands and the content eaten for lunch in the mines. Why some strange people eat the wrapper I shall never know
But I favour pussy over pasty any day |
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"The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
That is the correct way to eat a pasty, they were designed so the pastry could be held in dirty hands and the content eaten for lunch in the mines. Why some strange people eat the wrapper I shall never know
But I favour pussy over pasty any day "
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"A telephone conversation earlier in the day somehow ended up discussing how one eats a pasty.
The person on the other end described that he doesn't eat the pastry but breaks it open and uses his tongue to lick the contents into his mouth.
What are you eating when you use your tongue like this?
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Cream eggs ......... I love my tongue in them , lol xx |
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