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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Am a bit bored on my own - so decided to get myself a banana (i eat when i'm bored you see).
Just began peeling the banana, and sat here wondering.
How do you peel yours?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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It depends where I am eating the banana.
I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.
Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.
Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It depends where I am eating the banana.
I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.
Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.
Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?
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big or little bites?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It depends where I am eating the banana.
I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.
Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.
Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"It depends where I am eating the banana.
I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.
Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.
Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?
big or little bites? "
Big bites at home and small bites in public. For some reason a woman eating a banana in public seems to garner attention. |
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"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!"
Here's another one-
cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream. |
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"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!
Here's another one-
cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream."
I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!
Here's another one-
cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.
I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen "
I'm going to try this, thanks  |
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"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!
Here's another one-
cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.
I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen
I'm going to try this, thanks "
Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here's a little recipe you might like. Blend a banana with an egg and fry spoonfuls to make pancakes!
Here's another one-
cut a few bananas into chunks, freeze them until solid, blend them in a blender and you have no dairy banana ice cream. Or you can just eat the frozen chunks and it still tastes like ice cream.
I forgot to say it works best with very ripe bananas and it's a great thing to do if you have a few that are on the turn as they keep for ages when frozen
I'm going to try this, thanks
Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it! "
It's actually my desire to ban bananas from every country that can't grow them, so this way of eating them might save them ... For now! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I'm going to try this, thanks
Just don't blame me when you become addicted...I don't think you can eat too many bananas, but don't quote me on it!
It's actually my desire to ban bananas from every country that can't grow them, so this way of eating them might save them ... For now!"
Why? Lots of people are able to eat because they grow bananas and we eat them.
I have seen bananas growing at Kew and the Eden Project. Will that save them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently bananas are easier to peel from the opposite end of the stalk. I peel it about a third of the way down. Take a bite then use my tongue sometimes and split it into three then suck slowly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Noooo you peel it half way! And when ultra bored the peeled bits you can split n make lots of thin bits! How many strips can you make!? "
..i think you have cheesestrings mixed up lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think a few folk are bored! Mush up a banana add milk, natural yoghurt, gloop of honey maybe some blu or strawbs
And blend it.
Sod off the pricey protein shakes...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA
Who on earth are those buggers??
They're minions!! 
Tiny, short little yellow people!  "
Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA
Who on earth are those buggers??
They're minions!!
Tiny, short little yellow people!
Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap "
I'm famous? And i didn't even know...your looking very close to a minion then in your profile pic. You just have a tail added.
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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago
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"Apparently bananas are easier to peel from the opposite end of the stalk. I peel it about a third of the way down. Take a bite then use my tongue sometimes and split it into three then suck slowly. "
Yes this is so true! If you pinch the banana from the non-stalk end the end pretty much splits and it's really easy. Apparently monkeys do it this way....I should know being a cheeky monkey |
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I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.
My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.
Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"BAANNAAANNNAAAAAA!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA
Who on earth are those buggers??
They're minions!!
Tiny, short little yellow people!
Basically yellow versions of you pops - they also need Argos books and talk crap
I'm famous? And i didn't even know...your looking very close to a minion then in your profile pic. You just have a tail added.
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How is it possible that you have little people in your life and you don't know the Minions?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.
My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.
Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music."
I don't play piano but I am good at wandering around with an over-sized plank. |
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"It depends where I am eating the banana.
I always peel from the stalky bit that joins it to the rest of the hand. I bend the stalk until it breaks. Sometimes you have to use a fingernail to create a bend/break point. I then peel the skin away from the flesh in four strips creating the look of a flower with a phallus in the middle.
Now, if I am at home I will peel it all the way down to the bottom, discard the skin and eat the banana. If I am out I will peel it half-way down and eat to that point before peeling it further and eating the rest. I then discard the skin in a suitable receptacle.
Is that a clear enough answer or have I missed something?
big or little bites?
Big bites at home and small bites in public. For some reason a woman eating a banana in public seems to garner attention."
This is so true as I stopped taking bananas to work because the lads I work with used to see if it was bigger than the previous days and would sit and watch me eat it, no matter how lady like you try to be it still looks pervy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am a bit bored on my own - so decided to get myself a banana (i eat when i'm bored you see).
Just began peeling the banana, and sat here wondering.
How do you peel yours?
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You always peel a banana from the bottom, not the stalk end, which is the top, its easier from the bottom..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think a few folk are bored! Mush up a banana add milk, natural yoghurt, gloop of honey maybe some blu or strawbs
And blend it.
Sod off the pricey protein shakes...!"
This recipe prepares you for a huge shag and for recovery afterwards... Black man's secret |
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"I scoff them quickly then go outside and lay the skin on the pavement for some unsuspecting pedestrian. Meanwhile I hide out of sight, armed with a swanee whistle and an old fashioned, brass car horn. When said pedestrian comes along and slips on the skin, I blow my swanee whistle as they fly up in the air, then parp the horn loudly as they hit the deck.
My getaway usually starts with a few steps of running on the spot, but I break into a sprint and evade capture as the victim grimaces and shakes their fist at me.
Please get in touch if you play piano as I am looking for someone to provide background music.
I don't play piano but I am good at wandering around with an over-sized plank."
Wish I was... |
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