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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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A guy at work died and most of people from work decided to attend the funeral. My mate drove us to the chapel, showing off his new satnav.... TomToms had just been released here and he was geeking out over the thing. We arrived, parked up and my mate, fearing his precious satnav would be nicked, grabbed it and put it in his pocket.
So the mass begins, solemn silence fell with the only noise being the quiet organ music. The coffin was carried in and just as it got to the front of the church, my mates SatNav suddenly broke the silence and loudly declared "You have reached your destination!"....
We both looked at each other and then collapsed into barely suppressed giggles... I had tears running down my face. My mate had to pretend to tie his shoe in a lame attempt to disguise his badly suppressed laughing  |
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over a year ago
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My pompous former manager had a huge shelf full of books fall on him. It was his own fault as he was pissing about with the shelf. I had to leave the room and laugh hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think my worst was at a funeral... The casket had just started to go through and there was a noise like someone breaking wind very loudly... I'm afraid for some reason it amused me...
The other bad time was with my first husband. He was trying some condoms we had got as a wedding present and they were glow in the dark.. sorry but I had giggles for hours and it completely ruined the moment and gave him a bit of a complex... But I just kept thinking of star wars x
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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When I was at school we had a week of 'insight into industry' and were subjected to some really, really boring talks. As a result my mind went off on a comedy tangent involving the lecturer driving an icecream van and being involved in a crash with a hearse and all sorts of chaos unfolding, involving the hearse in flames, the widow asking for a reduction in the bill and so on. I ended up laughing that long and hard at all the permutations my wayward mind was conjuring up that everyone on my row ended up laughing with me as my laughter was proving infectious, even though they were clueless as to what it was all about. I got booted out and ended up set loose on my own for half an hour or so.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy at work died and most of people from work decided to attend the funeral. My mate drove us to the chapel, showing off his new satnav.... TomToms had just been released here and he was geeking out over the thing. We arrived, parked up and my mate, fearing his precious satnav would be nicked, grabbed it and put it in his pocket.
So the mass begins, solemn silence fell with the only noise being the quiet organ music. The coffin was carried in and just as it got to the front of the church, my mates SatNav suddenly broke the silence and loudly declared "You have reached your destination!"....
We both looked at each other and then collapsed into barely suppressed giggles... I had tears running down my face. My mate had to pretend to tie his shoe in a lame attempt to disguise his badly suppressed laughing "
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Think my worst was at a funeral... The casket had just started to go through and there was a noise like someone breaking wind very loudly... I'm afraid for some reason it amused me...
The other bad time was with my first husband. He was trying some condoms we had got as a wedding present and they were glow in the dark.. sorry but I had giggles for hours and it completely ruined the moment and gave him a bit of a complex... But I just kept thinking of star wars x
Cali "
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"The other bad time was with my first husband. He was trying some condoms we had got as a wedding present and they were glow in the dark.. sorry but I had giggles for hours and it completely ruined the moment and gave him a bit of a complex... But I just kept thinking of star wars x
Cali "
Has anyone ever managed to have actual sex with glow in the dark condoms? think the starwars giggles are universal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At work when presented with a guy who had "accidentally" got a curtain ring stuck on his nob and I was stood there with a set of bolt croppers looking menacing but trying to be professional while 4 grown firemen stood behind me giggling uncontrollably like childish school boys! |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
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"A guy at work died and most of people from work decided to attend the funeral. My mate drove us to the chapel, showing off his new satnav.... TomToms had just been released here and he was geeking out over the thing. We arrived, parked up and my mate, fearing his precious satnav would be nicked, grabbed it and put it in his pocket.
So the mass begins, solemn silence fell with the only noise being the quiet organ music. The coffin was carried in and just as it got to the front of the church, my mates SatNav suddenly broke the silence and loudly declared "You have reached your destination!"....
We both looked at each other and then collapsed into barely suppressed giggles... I had tears running down my face. My mate had to pretend to tie his shoe in a lame attempt to disguise his badly suppressed laughing "
Nice little anecdote Good job he got the destination right and it didn't say "make a U-turn when possible"
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"At work when presented with a guy who had "accidentally" got a curtain ring stuck on his nob and I was stood there with a set of bolt croppers looking menacing but trying to be professional while 4 grown firemen stood behind me giggling uncontrollably like childish school boys!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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When i was but a lad i worked at crosse and blackwells and one of my jobs was making salad cream which involved heating it in a stainless cauldron and tipping it from a mezzanine floor into a large trough below to cool it down, that job ended when i forgot to check the trough had been replaced and i upended 80 gallon of hot condiment over my mate and the shift manageress who were getting fruity.... I laughed so much i fell down the stairs
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"When i was but a lad i worked at crosse and blackwells and one of my jobs was making salad cream which involved heating it in a stainless cauldron and tipping it from a mezzanine floor into a large trough below to cool it down, that job ended when i forgot to check the trough had been replaced and i upended 80 gallon of hot condiment over my mate and the shift manageress who were getting fruity.... I laughed so much i fell down the stairs
Gary "
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By (user no longer on site)
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My Grans funeral 
She wasn't a particularly nice person, very stern as a lot of Victorians were, so I probably wasn't as upset as I 'should' have been.
Anyway, it was a long service, much of it in Latin,but when the priest started talking, he had a strong Ulster accent and when he used the term 'human beings' it sounded like 'human beans', which doesn't sound remotely funny now, but I was 12 at the time, and once I caught my sisters eye we were in fits.
Luckily I got away with burying my face in my hands, and got taken out of the church as people had assumed I was overcome with grief! |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"My Grans funeral
She wasn't a particularly nice person, very stern as a lot of Victorians were, so I probably wasn't as upset as I 'should' have been.
Anyway, it was a long service, much of it in Latin,but when the priest started talking, he had a strong Ulster accent and when he used the term 'human beings' it sounded like 'human beans', which doesn't sound remotely funny now, but I was 12 at the time, and once I caught my sisters eye we were in fits.
Luckily I got away with burying my face in my hands, and got taken out of the church as people had assumed I was overcome with grief!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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In bed the other week, I accidentally knelt on his knob 
He was almost crying in pain, whilst I was crying with laughter at the fact that it even happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At my nan's funeral!
Nan was a bit of a good time girl in here youth. The priest was waffling on with all sorts of religious bollocks, when he held up my nan's family Bible and commented on how she must have read it loads as it was well fingered.... just like my nan I thought, and started giggling. I got a nasty elbow in my ribs from my cousins on either side! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've another funeral one ... seems to be a popular topic 
Unfortunately it was my father-in law's last year, and I was one of the pall bearers.
But one of the others, his nephew tripped on approaching the grave side, on the planks of wood they'd put around the edge, and ended up taking a nose dive into the grave
But we all agreed that he'd have had a good laugh along with us |
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My stepfathers funeral ,we had the service at the church and had to take the shortwalk of half a mile behind the hearse to the graveyard for the burial,nothing funny there apart from the fact a brake had stuck on the hearse and for the whole procession there was a deafening errrr errrr errrr and us all in fits behind |
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when digging. a grave it takes two men .these days there is mechanical diggers mostly but a few years ago we stil dug by pik and spade only .down to six foot unless there is already a body in the grave..so im half way down and jump out and mynew work mates turn...i go for a drink of water...come back and the work mates shouts as i approach the grave.."didn't i do well ?.Thats your turn again."..then as i get to the grave side i look in horror in the hole to see him inside the old coffin and who ever was in the old coffin dug out and piled up in a mess false teeth sitting on top...AAAAAAAgh!! WHAT THE FUK . |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"when digging. a grave it takes two men .these days there is mechanical diggers mostly but a few years ago we stil dug by pik and spade only .down to six foot unless there is already a body in the grave..so im half way down and jump out and mynew work mates turn...i go for a drink of water...come back and the work mates shouts as i approach the grave.."didn't i do well ?.Thats your turn again."..then as i get to the grave side i look in horror in the hole to see him inside the old coffin and who ever was in the old coffin dug out and piled up in a mess false teeth sitting on top...AAAAAAAgh!! WHAT THE FUK . "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have worked on the railway bankings in the past and no matter how many time you or someone else slips and goes arse over tit on a slippy slope, if you turn round there will be someone bent double laughing at you......  |
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Mine was a wedding...the bride stopped at the top of the aisle and shouted 'I cannae do this'......her mum in her seat shouting up the aisle 'c'mon hen, ya can do it' and me avoiding eye contact with my hubby for fear of exploding!! She eventually went down the aisle in silence, make up sliding off her face with tears.
We get out the church and it's pissing down, everyone's soaked..them the bride and grooms car turns up.....was his friends car complete with leopard print car covers, furry dice and furry toys!! Next the reception where the Best Man stands up and says 'Ta for coming, hope ya all get minkit' (d*unk)...that was his speech!! Then to top it all off...the band never showed up!
Me and my friends still laugh about that wedding to this day, but not laughing in the church was the hardest thing ever!!! |
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Was on a date with a drop dead gorgeous lady back in the mid ninties, and we were both ravers so we had gone to a rave. She was a professional dancer so she was dancing on a podium. Well she slipped and fell off. Being the gentleman I helped her back up and stayed straight faced. That's when she said to me "don't laugh" to which I burst out laughing and couldn't control it. I still got invited back to hers that night though  |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Mine was a wedding...the bride stopped at the top of the aisle and shouted 'I cannae do this'......her mum in her seat shouting up the aisle 'c'mon hen, ya can do it' and me avoiding eye contact with my hubby for fear of exploding!! She eventually went down the aisle in silence, make up sliding off her face with tears.
We get out the church and it's pissing down, everyone's soaked..them the bride and grooms car turns up.....was his friends car complete with leopard print car covers, furry dice and furry toys!! Next the reception where the Best Man stands up and says 'Ta for coming, hope ya all get minkit' (d*unk)...that was his speech!! Then to top it all off...the band never showed up!
Me and my friends still laugh about that wedding to this day, but not laughing in the church was the hardest thing ever!!! "
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
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"Was on a date with a drop dead gorgeous lady back in the mid ninties, and we were both ravers so we had gone to a rave. She was a professional dancer so she was dancing on a podium. Well she slipped and fell off. Being the gentleman I helped her back up and stayed straight faced. That's when she said to me "don't laugh" to which I burst out laughing and couldn't control it. I still got invited back to hers that night though "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im really bad for not being able to control my laughter. Think the best one was at my grandads funeral.
Normal type funeral, except after one of the hyms, we had to sit back down, i missed the pew, landed on my ass, bruised my tailbone and the bible on the top bit of the pew hit me on the back of the head.
I couldnt get back up again for laughing |
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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Im really bad for not being able to control my laughter. Think the best one was at my grandads funeral.
Normal type funeral, except after one of the hyms, we had to sit back down, i missed the pew, landed on my ass, bruised my tailbone and the bible on the top bit of the pew hit me on the back of the head.
I couldnt get back up again for laughing"
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was involved in what at first appeared to be a very serious car accident involving 5 vehicles. Luckily nobody was badly hurt. Everything was under control until this arrogant traffic copper turned up and started barking out orders and accusing everyone of being shit drivers etc etc. in his haste to get out of his police car he forgot to put his handbrake on . All of a sudden there was a loud scream and the police car had rolled down the road running over this big mouthed copper breaking his leg in the process. I was pissing myself !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine was a teleconference where someone at other end kept referring to a massive dump... Of snow that had fallen... Have any other regions had massive dumps???
I snorted and had to hit the mute button, couldn't keep it in. Even my miserable boss was kinked... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Out on the bikes one Sat afternoon, when the Mrs tried bumping up a kurb and the front wheel slipped off the kerb and over she went, I asked her if the bike was ok before riding off and following, and all I could hear from behind was you best not be laffing I replied of course not to which she replied sho why the F... are your shoulders going up and down |
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