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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ... "
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying.. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ...
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying.. "
Cheers...my eyes are now burning!!! |
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"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ...
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying.. "
Tortoise go for hours, I visited Newquay Zoo. Upon entering we heard a kocking sound had a look, saw two large tortoises at it.
We all laugh got chatting to a couple who said wow they are still at it, they where on there way home. We then looked around the Zoo.
Sure enough on our way out the tortoises we still going
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ...
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying..
Tortoise go for hours, I visited Newquay Zoo. Upon entering we heard a kocking sound had a look, saw two large tortoises at it.
We all laugh got chatting to a couple who said wow they are still at it, they where on there way home. We then looked around the Zoo.
Sure enough on our way out the tortoises we still going
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Their cocks are like alien flowers! I hate them! they have scared my innocent brain |
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"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ...
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying..
Tortoise go for hours, I visited Newquay Zoo. Upon entering we heard a kocking sound had a look, saw two large tortoises at it.
We all laugh got chatting to a couple who said wow they are still at it, they where on there way home. We then looked around the Zoo.
Sure enough on our way out the tortoises we still going
Their cocks are like alien flowers! I hate them! they have scared my innocent brain"
I now have the the day of the triffids in my head..
Not going to sleep now |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
I'm not new to the internet ...
Incidentally, the worst thing I've seen online is an erect tortoise penis ... It is truly horrifying.. "
Big lads lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs."
Is there one that looks like me? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?"
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
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You do make me smile ... but you're defiantly human |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can someone remind me what I was just about to google, because I've forgotten ... Blue waffle penis
you been looking through my window again?? Can you not see the lick marks? "
wondered where they came from...just assumed view had been round again |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
You do make me smile ... but you're defiantly human"
I know. I have tried so hard to be a butterfly but I remain defiantly human.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
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You look nothing like a piggy, mad woman! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
You do make me smile ... but you're defiantly human
I know. I have tried so hard to be a butterfly but I remain defiantly human.
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I want to be a unicorn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
You do make me smile ... but you're defiantly human"
Definitely .... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
You do make me smile ... but you're defiantly human
I know. I have tried so hard to be a butterfly but I remain defiantly human.
I want to be a unicorn."
We need to defy our human form and become a unicorn and flutterby.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
"
Daft bat! Piggy my arse! X |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
Daft bat! Piggy my arse! X"
I'm not that sort of woman!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a recipe for dinner tomorrow.
Are you coming over?
I'm out for cocktails in Town tomorrow.
Google Wood Green Animal Shelter and go and look at the pot-bellied pigs.
Is there one that looks like me?
I haven't been for a while. It's not that far from you and there might just be a big piggy that makes you smile. Damn, now I am describing me.
Daft bat! Piggy my arse! X
I'm not that sort of woman!!! "
damn it! |
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