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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was sat in the bath with my big toe up the tap hole looking at all my really shitty shampoos.
Is there seriously a single idiot who puts and/or would put "Head and Shoulders" on their fucking shoulders?
...or am I missing the point by putting it on my HEAD?...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am concerned that you have lots of Shitty Shampoos..How many Shitty heads do you have ? That and your Tap hole fetish could get you help under the NHS  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why have you got a lot of shampoos.
H and S... Marketing so.you are head and shoulders above the rest...
It lifts colours though, apparently."
Is that what MJ used?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot* 
what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....
"Make like a tree Mcfly"...  Make like a shithead....  "
Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*
what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....
"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....
Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme "
Its great to be appreciated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*
what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....
"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead....
Ya you're still such an awesome b.i.t.c.h femme Its great to be appreciated "
 in a good way though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you really need it explaining? *Taps foot*
what does taps foot actually mean?... Make like a Teapot.....
"Make like a tree Mcfly"... Make like a shithead.... "
Hence the shitty shampoos |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I was sat in the bath with my big toe up the tap hole looking at all my really shitty shampoos.
Is there seriously a single idiot who puts and/or would put "Head and Shoulders" on their fucking shoulders?
...or am I missing the point by putting it on my HEAD?... "
As it's an anti-dandruff shampoo you put it on your head to avoid ending up with dandruff on your shoulders. Thought everyone knew that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wrecks your hair I know that much
It happened to me!  
But do you have dandruff?
Yes
I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?"
He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wrecks your hair I know that much
It happened to me!
But do you have dandruff?
Yes
I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?
He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo "
You can go off people you know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It wrecks your hair I know that much
It happened to me!
But do you have dandruff?
Yes
I wonder if that's because he stopped using it?
He can't use it any more - the bald patches are spreading and he's running out of 'hair space' to foam up the shampoo
You can go off people you know! "
You can fall out of bed into your car you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff
Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?
I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad  "
When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff
Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?
I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad
When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo "
What's this, bash Ryan day |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff
Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?
I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad
When you was a lad they only made one sort of shampoo
What's this, bash Ryan day "
Please, please, please may I have a go? Assume the position, Ryan. My sort of bashing should leave a smile on your face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't put it on my head either. Gives ya bloody dandruff
Is that what dandruff shampoo is for?
I used to think shampoo for red hair actually gave you red hair, when I was a lad "
You wish! |
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