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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rumpology or "Bottom Reading" is a pseudoscience akin to physiognomy, performed by examining crevices, dimples, warts, moles and folds of a person's buttocks in much the same way a chirologist would read the palm of the hand. Its on tomorrows This Morning show ... So if I was reading your bum whats it like .?  Maybe when a man say ooo I love bums and looking he is reading it like your hand.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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According to blind German clairvoyant and rumpologist Ulf Beck, apple-shaped, muscular bottom indicates someone who is charismatic, dynamic, very confident and often creative. A person who enjoys life. A pear-shaped bottom suggests someone very steadfast, patient and down-to-earth. The British rumpologist Sam Amos also uses shape to diagnose personality, and claims that "A round bottom indicates the person is open, happy and optimistic in life. However, a flat bottom suggests the person is rather vain and is negative . ... After reading this can see why some with flat bums going for the but inplants now. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn . "
Much as people do now by sitting on the photocopier. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ancient rump reading was done when the seeker covered his or her derriere (rump, butt) with HENNA dye (a brown- orange dye made from plant fibers) and sat on a medium (such as papyrus) to leave a impression, much like a fingerprint, palm, or foot print. Such prints are highly individualistic, as no two people share the same markings. ........... see we live and learn .
Much as people do now by sitting on the photocopier."
You maybe on to something can you people do that and send , lol xxxx I need to look into this bum reading . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I saw this on This Morning and I wasnt overly convinced that you can tell the future by reading someones backside in much the same way that fortune tellers read palms.
Though maybe some of it rings true - I think many people, after viewing my backside, could deduce that Im not a keen exercise fanatic |
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