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I neeeeed a red colouring pen
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is a very long night shift so I'm using the colour by numbers book I stole from my 7 year old, but my red pen has run out and no amount of dabbing it in spit is making it work, now my picture is incomplete 
If the shift carries on this way I may resort to actually using blood, especially if the girl opposite keeps talking and eating loudly  |
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"Morning libertine  
Morning. What you making me for breakfast? "
wot would you like me to do you darling.
and I'm only wearing my pinny is that OK. But if I bend over to open the oven. Do you pinky promise to look  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Err Ryan that's wrong lol x"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. She won't notice a handful missing.
Oh little Red, half the size of me, hairs on her armpits like the branches of a tree.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen a ginger pube
I haven't either babe.
but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x"
Night shift only four and a half hours to go |
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"I've never seen a ginger pube
I haven't either babe.
but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x
Night shift only four and a half hours to go "
awww bless you hunn. Keep those eyes wide open not long to go now sweetheart x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen a ginger pube
I haven't either babe.
but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x
Night shift only four and a half hours to go
awww bless you hunn. Keep those eyes wide open not long to go now sweetheart x "
Believe me after checking your sexy ink my eyes are truly open |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your boss know he is paying you to sit there doing colour by numbers books all night long? lol.
Yes. He's putting my artwork up on the walls
Any of the girls got a red lipstick handy?  "
Nope  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a thought red nail varish or tomato sauce got any of those handy
Negative
Well looks like ya buggered you'll have to wait till you get home now "
I started another one and just decided that number one would be green and not red. #win |
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