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Hello! Thank you for your message. I've been waiting for ages for you to message me, because I was a little intimidated by your profile, I thought I was out of your league.
But here we are! And you instigated things! I'm pretty damn happy!
So how are you? I'm pretty good, although my gout is playing up.
I see from your profile that you wish to be anally fisted, which is great because I have a "all creatures great and small" fetish.
I see from your 100 verifications that you are very picky with who you sleep with, picky is good, I just hope you pick me!!!!!
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"Hello! Thank you for your message. I've been waiting for ages for you to message me, because I was a little intimidated by your profile, I thought I was out of your league.
But here we are! And you instigated things! I'm pretty damn happy!
So how are you? I'm pretty good, although my gout is playing up.
I see from your profile that you wish to be anally fisted, which is great because I have a "all creatures great and small" fetish.
I see from your 100 verifications that you are very picky with who you sleep with, picky is good, I just hope you pick me!!!!!
Bored now "
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Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....  |
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing.... "
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty?? "
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty??
Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse "
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty??
Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse
What about a courgette ?"
A bit squishy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty??
Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse
What about a courgette ?
A bit squishy "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty??
Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse
What about a courgette ?
A bit squishy
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
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"Hi,
Thanks for saying hi.
I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....
Nutty??
Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse
What about a courgette ?
A bit squishy
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
No animals were hurt or injured in this thread "
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