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...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless. |
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over a year ago
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless."
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?  |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten? "
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless."
Warhorse is pony I'm afraid so that won't lift your boredom. |
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless."
"Instead, due to illness or cold feet" - or maybe he's just plain nuts!!! What an idiot! - your body is to die for!!! |
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless.
"Instead, due to illness or cold feet" - or maybe he's just plain nuts!!! What an idiot! - your body is to die for!!! "
I know!!!!!
I'm fecking ugly though.
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten? "
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search. |
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search."
you desperately need an agent for your publications and promoting your allegedly ugly, grumpy, bored aspects.
Though hey there's a market in this....we've had hairy bikers, how about ugly and bored....recipes to suit how you feel ?  |
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"I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search. you desperately need an agent for your publications and promoting your allegedly ugly, grumpy, bored aspects.
Though hey there's a market in this....we've had hairy bikers, how about ugly and bored....recipes to suit how you feel ? "
Can we go for the Ugly, Bored but Sexy as Fuck angle? I could use the Fanny Craddock model of presentation, but I'll need a Johnny. |
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"I've been skint for the last 2 weeks and I'm willing Wednesday to hurry up!!!
What day are you moving Chops?
I'm still waiting for the council to complete the searches, THREE MONTHS later."
Friday sweets, I've not been able to do much as I've not got paid |
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"Just waiting for Speed with Guy Martin to start on channel 4 followed by Fast and Furious 5, night in sorted. "
I'm meant to be going out but now that has changed my mind, well Guy Martin has x |
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"I've been skint for the last 2 weeks and I'm willing Wednesday to hurry up!!!
What day are you moving Chops?
I'm still waiting for the council to complete the searches, THREE MONTHS later.
Friday sweets, I've not been able to do much as I've not got paid "
Bastards. However, once the stress is over, it will be wonderful.
Keep us updated. |
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"...resting after a shag marathon in preparation for more.
Instead, due to illness or cold feet (not mine I hasten to add, I have my tog socks on) I am in my nice warm bed after a low-carb meal of river cobbler, samphire, leeks, baby courgettes and sundried tomatoes, followed by a low-carb pudding I'm struggling to finish.
I have Warhorse on DVD waiting to be watched and it's all peaceful.
I'm bored shitless.
"Instead, due to illness or cold feet" - or maybe he's just plain nuts!!! What an idiot! - your body is to die for!!!
I know!!!!!
I'm fecking ugly though.
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Somehow I doubt that |
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"Just waiting for Speed with Guy Martin to start on channel 4 followed by Fast and Furious 5, night in sorted.
I'm meant to be going out but now that has changed my mind, well Guy Martin has x"
I think it's repeated one night in the week aswel. |
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"Just waiting for Speed with Guy Martin to start on channel 4 followed by Fast and Furious 5, night in sorted.
I'm meant to be going out but now that has changed my mind, well Guy Martin has x
I think it's repeated one night in the week aswel. "
A Saturday lol, if I can have double of Guy I will, last weeks I enjoyed hmmmm Guy in his boxers getting into his leathers  |
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"I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search. you desperately need an agent for your publications and promoting your allegedly ugly, grumpy, bored aspects.
Though hey there's a market in this....we've had hairy bikers, how about ugly and bored....recipes to suit how you feel ?
Can we go for the Ugly, Bored but Sexy as Fuck angle? I could use the Fanny Craddock model of presentation, but I'll need a Johnny."
yeah yeah I'm seeing it now....a caravan or old double decker bus in a layby is the setting.
Culinary delights served in a sexy as fuck bus. If you're not ugly and boring I can take you to another level ! |
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"Just waiting for Speed with Guy Martin to start on channel 4 followed by Fast and Furious 5, night in sorted.
I'm meant to be going out but now that has changed my mind, well Guy Martin has x
I think it's repeated one night in the week aswel.
A Saturday lol, if I can have double of Guy I will, last weeks I enjoyed hmmmm Guy in his boxers getting into his leathers "
You were'nt fussed if he broke the world record then? lol, just wanted to see him strip, the poor bugger, lol.  |
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"Just waiting for Speed with Guy Martin to start on channel 4 followed by Fast and Furious 5, night in sorted.
I'm meant to be going out but now that has changed my mind, well Guy Martin has x
I think it's repeated one night in the week aswel.
A Saturday lol, if I can have double of Guy I will, last weeks I enjoyed hmmmm Guy in his boxers getting into his leathers
You were'nt fussed if he broke the world record then? lol, just wanted to see him strip, the poor bugger, lol. "
Not that bothered what he is doing as I much prefer him on the bike around the TT track. What I would do to him if I saw him  |
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"I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search. you desperately need an agent for your publications and promoting your allegedly ugly, grumpy, bored aspects.
Though hey there's a market in this....we've had hairy bikers, how about ugly and bored....recipes to suit how you feel ?
Can we go for the Ugly, Bored but Sexy as Fuck angle? I could use the Fanny Craddock model of presentation, but I'll need a Johnny. yeah yeah I'm seeing it now....a caravan or old double decker bus in a layby is the setting.
Culinary delights served in a sexy as fuck bus. If you're not ugly and boring I can take you to another level !"
A old bus? Nope, got to be something better than that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored shitless.
Well you're obviously a bit of a wordsmith, along with a culinary aficionado so knock out some FAB orientated recipes....how about thefab vversion of come dine with me ? Winner gets eaten?
Has it been done yet? On the forums I mean. I'm now grumpy so I can't be arsed to search. you desperately need an agent for your publications and promoting your allegedly ugly, grumpy, bored aspects.
Though hey there's a market in this....we've had hairy bikers, how about ugly and bored....recipes to suit how you feel ?
Can we go for the Ugly, Bored but Sexy as Fuck angle? I could use the Fanny Craddock model of presentation, but I'll need a Johnny. yeah yeah I'm seeing it now....a caravan or old double decker bus in a layby is the setting.
Culinary delights served in a sexy as fuck bus. If you're not ugly and boring I can take you to another level !
A old bus? Nope, got to be something better than that. "
My car failed it's MOT...I can offer you that. It's a Merc you know - proper dogging material that haha
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Im am bored. Need to plan and do things.
Sick.of people thinking im available at 8 minutes notice...
Or those who are all talk...
January is long and boring.. Much like me at the minute.
Oh and I hate my job.  |
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"How about I take you scuba diving in nearby stony cove then colour in your tattoos? What more could a woman want ? "
Do you KNOW how many people die every year at Stoney Cove? I prefer my water sports on top of the water, skiing.
Got a fast boat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about I take you scuba diving in nearby stony cove then colour in your tattoos? What more could a woman want ?
There's more to fill in. Are you up to the job?"
Well hey I didn't die did I, so that's a start ! Got a slow boat ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Same here i.e. bored shitless as done nothing all day other than housework and nap on the sofa, dinner was shepherds pie so not as exciting as yours"
Heck don't complain I've wasted the whole day on here ! I need to go back to work tomorrow ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im am bored. Need to plan and do things.
Sick.of people thinking im available at 8 minutes notice...
Or those who are all talk...
January is long and boring.. Much like me at the minute.
Oh and I hate my job. "
Same here hence no meets today, been job hunting as taking the redundancy package from my dull bland boring job but need something else and only have two weeks to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not bored.. I'm enjoying tonight actually 
Are you? You're not flirting again are you? Tart. "
Maybe I should change my name to queenoftarts? But I think someones already got it
I'm more teasing than flirting to be honest |
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