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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which really bug you?
English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.
Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.
Yes I'm really bored. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mel Gibson playing a Scotsman in a Skirt 
Gunfights in a Western, Draw cock and Shoot,Baddie dies 200 yards away..yeah right
Any war film where an American soldier actually hits the Enemy rather than killing one of their own or an ally with friendly fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate how in films the driver of car is able to look away from the road ahead and turn and talk to the person in the passenger seat for about 5-10 seconds, without ever crashing or having a near hit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Any war film where an American soldier actually hits the Enemy rather than killing one of their own or an ally with friendly fire"
Never thought about that one. |
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Somehow the pretty blonde with the fake boobs always ends up near naked while being chased by the murdering bad dude.
No one ever dies in Disney.
The good guy always wins.
If it has Hugh Grant in it, it will be shit. |
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"The fat black police captain who's always giving the rogue detectives a hard time."
Haha just watched a new series last night and was too cliched, stopped watching it because of it.
Chicago pd.
That too had a black boss with a rogue detective.
They had really pretty police officers too, not too scared on killing people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one ever dies in Disney.
Bambi's mum
Nemo's Mum
cough Lion King
Ahhhhhhh how could I forget that one????
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Mother gothel (tangled)
Malificent (sleeping beauty)
The queen/step mum (snow white)
Notice its a lot of females dying in disney films lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which really bug you?
English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.
Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.
Yes I'm really bored."
I think you'll find that anyone not American is a villain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which really bug you?
English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.
Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.
Yes I'm really bored.
I think you'll find that anyone not American is a villain. "
This is true. |
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No one ever dies in Disney.
Bambi's mum
Nemo's Mum
cough Lion King
Ahhhhhhh how could I forget that one????
Mother gothel (tangled)
Malificent (sleeping beauty)
The queen/step mum (snow white)
Notice its a lot of females dying in disney films lol"
Except mufasa sand scar from the same film although he's a baddy  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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No one ever dies in Disney.
Bambi's mum
Nemo's Mum
Agent Coulson
Agent coulson is marvel not Disney lol can't you tell I'm bored lol "
Guess who Marvel is owned by? 
Anyway Agent Coulson
*SPOILER ALERT*
isn't dead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No one ever dies in Disney.
Bambi's mum
Nemo's Mum
Agent Coulson
Agent coulson is marvel not Disney lol can't you tell I'm bored lol
Guess who Marvel is owned by?
Anyway Agent Coulson
*SPOILER ALERT*
isn't dead."
Beat me to it.
He's a robot now isn't he? Or a clone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which really bug you?
English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.
Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.
A cough is never a cold but a symptom of some sinister illness that will inevitably lead to a tragic demise
Yes I'm really bored."
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My favourite , my favourite , my favourite!!!
You get in a car to escape a baddy. The car won't start.... the baddy hears you , your car wont start, the baddy runs up behind the car, the car won't start, the baddy is nearing , the car won't start,........
the baddy is within a hairs breadth from the bumper n the car starts..... you leave him in dust..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If there's a lunatic murderer in the house, the victim runs upstairs instead of out the front door! (or back door, or any door, window, whatever...if they're in the house with a gun, knife, chainsaw, you, silly cheerleader murderee, get the fuck out!!!!!!!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.
Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set "
Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples  |
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very thin tables stop bullets... the baddies always fall to their deaths .. the heroine always wears a white flimsy dress ... the whole thing doesnt amount to a hill of beans .. cars jump over things and the hero can still drive them james bond is always left to be killed by the dumbest operative in the baddy citadel .. the james bond baddy always tells james bond how to destroy the whole place .. and the self destruct button is always the largest and most easily knocked into on on any control panel.. why have a self destruct button in the first place ... and quincy s boss never believes quincy when he is always bloody right .. or do they only show the ones where he is right for a change and he s a fucking loony most of the time |
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"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.
Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set
Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples "
You know films are make believe right?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.
Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set
Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples
You know films are make believe right??"
Yeh - Of course, apart from Star Wars.  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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if it is a war movie... and one of the soldiers shows a picture of his wife and kids and talks about "getting home".....
he isn't....... "in a box!"....
also... if you wear a red uniform in a start trek movie... you are expendible... you wont make it either!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The villain sparing the good guy out of ego, then the good guy getting revenge.
Alan Rickman being the bad guy.
Americans single handedly winning every war ever, whether they were involved or not.
Star Wars is great, but the whole "Nooooo" thing when Darth Vader got his suit. at the end of ep. 3 made me laugh and cringe. That was terrible!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The villain sparing the good guy out of ego, then the good guy getting revenge.
Alan Rickman being the bad guy.
Americans single handedly winning every war ever, whether they were involved or not.
Star Wars is great, but the whole "Nooooo" thing when Darth Vader got his suit. at the end of ep. 3 made me laugh and cringe. That was terrible!
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If that made you 'laugh ans cringe' you don't want to see me iny stormtrooper costume |
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