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Round a friends and pretty d*unk right now. Starting to feel like everything is a great idea. I expect trouble to follow. What's been the worst thing you have done when d*unk? |
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I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!! |
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
You Promised it would be our secret  |
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At a bike rally in wales, got totally d*unk as I was walking past the fire I slipped and lucky for me fell into the ashes at the side of the fire, few blisters on my hand but I was ok. The West coast motorcycle jacket got a melted arm  |
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
love this. xx  |
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
Let me guess they magically fell off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
Brilliantly funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I woke up once to a text from Ryanair confirming flights I'd apparently booked the previous night.....
Where did you book flights to? "
Tenerife.....thank god. |
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"Round a friends and pretty d*unk right now. Starting to feel like everything is a great idea. I expect trouble to follow. What's been the worst thing you have done when d*unk? "
Said what I thought about a boss out aloud. Knowing they weren't that far behind me.
Opened up to a woman about my feelings and general thoughts by text.
Never done either of them since. |
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
How did you get into the job? I couldn't message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!
How did you get into the job? I couldn't message you "
I wanted to do it since I was a kid, took a few attempts to get through the entrance tests but finally joined London fire brigade in 1994 |
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When I was a sales manager for a large electrical company, a few of us was invited to a posh awards evening along with our managers, after a few to many free drinks I told the managers that I thought they were treating unfairly, as the only female sales manager I was treated differently to the males, didn't think any more about it until 3 or 4 days later and I was called to the office to discuss why I was unhappy in my job...
Always keep a sober head when out on a works do with senior management |
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"Nearly broke my ankle, slept with a few questionable men, nothing awful thank goodness."
Went to a Halloween party , and woke up with a 60 ish plus year old , she was dressed as a sexy witch. I was 35 at the time.
Luckily she was just as embarrassed as I was lol
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Had a friend who lived in a 1 bedroom flat, he once had t beg a compaby to take back a fair few thousand pounds worth of hot tub that he had no recollection of ordering until it was delivered a couple of weeks later |
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Gave the Morris Traveller parked outside my parents' next door neighbours a push to get the car started when I got back home from the pub d*unk. Turns out they weren't visitors, they'd just robbed the house! I didn't notice the TV in the back |
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