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Shittest comedian?

By *UNCHBOX OP Man over a year ago

folkestone

My vote would go to either Stephen K Amos or Rufus Hound. Both totally unfunny. God knows how they manage to get on tv so much - i guess they employ bloody good agents!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I don't get Miranda at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

although I think andy parsons is good on mock the week his stand up shows are shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miranda hart is utterly woeful and that Gina yashear ( incorrect spelling I know) when she does her African shouty woman thing. I can't stand that!

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By *ittall2020Man over a year ago

Norwich

How's about the whole of the Now Show on R4

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By *tirling DarkCouple over a year ago

Stirling

"How's about the whole of the Now Show on R4 "

Seriously?!?

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Agree with everyone so far. Can i add that smug sue perkins to the list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get Miranda at all"

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Jack Whitehouse

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Alan Carr - He's just a camp twat with goofy teeth, totally unfunny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like Stephen Amos. I like Miranda in that programme but haven't seen her do stand up.

I hated Stan Boardman, just because I met him and he was a prick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lenny Henry..?

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I don't like miranda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russel Howard . About as funny as toothache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chubby brown and Russell brand. About as funny as stepping in dog shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dara o'brian....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not any decent comedians about these days.

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Russel Howard . About as funny as toothache "

My daughter loves him but I think he's a bit crap. I try to keep that quiet though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shappi Khorsandi. Totally unfunny and then compounds it by making jokes about being the token Iranian female.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dara o'brian...."

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Not any decent comedians about these days.

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

You mean when did observational comedy become less bigoted and more amusing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimmy carr. Alan carr. Bruce forsyth.

best live act i seen was milton jones absolutely brill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not any decent comedians about these days.

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

Yes was thinking the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That horrible excuse of a comedienne also makes a bad show so much worse. Can't you guess?

Jo Brand (vile)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Miranda cos she just is'nt funny at all..

Jim Davidson, nuff said..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russel brand, completely talentless prick, can't act and isn't remotely funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bruce Forsyth is a comedian?

Can't stand the gibbering fool whatever he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell and Jo Brand

Alan and Jimmy Carr

Stephen K Amos

Miranda.

Al Murray

I like Sarah Millican, Micky Flannagan, Andrew Lawrence, John Bishop, Michael Mac and Shappi.

All others I could generally take or leave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like Russell Brand too!

I bought a Mighty Boosh DVD and didn't laugh once.

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By *rsK69Woman over a year ago

Neath

Everyone except John Bishop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shappi Khorsandi. Totally unfunny and then compounds it by making jokes about being the token Iranian female. "

I couldnt remember her name. She is indeed fucking awful......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know I'll get shouted down for this but I don't find Little Britain funny in the slightest. It's the emperors new clothes and David Walliams should stick to swimming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth is a comedian?

Can't stand the gibbering fool whatever he is."
Brucie is a ledgend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone finding Lee Nelson funny? I simply don't get it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know I'll get shouted down for this but I don't find Little Britain funny in the slightest. It's the emperors new clothes and David Walliams should stick to swimming"

Stick to writing perhaps. His kids books are awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought a Mighty Boosh DVD and didn't laugh once."

I don't get that either - it's just not funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also hate that Sarah millican

She has 3 jokes, being fat, eating cakes and being fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody. "
His sister Susan not a bad singer though . And a bit of a looker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well as most of my favourites have been mentioned I'll be on my way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also hate that Sarah millican

She has 3 jokes, being fat, eating cakes and being fat"

Bit like jo brand but not as funny.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Jim Davidson, unfunny cunt.

Miranda Hart, WTF?

Michael McIntyre, has he EVER been funny?

Jack Whitehall, posh unfunny cunt.

Russell Howard, boz-eyed unfunny cunt

Andy Parsons, bald unfunny cunt

On the other hand, Jim Jeffries is worth the price of admission just for the love egg, airplane etiquette and taking his disabled best friend to a prostitute stories!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jimmy whatshisname with the awful annoying laugh, very intelligent man but funny no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

Yes I miss the days when Jim Davidson putting on Jamaican accent and calling himslef Chalkie was deemed funny, almost as much as I miss the fact that bigotted idiots like Bernard Manning were prime time _iewing.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Miranda Hart

Russell Howard

Frankie Boyle

Jimmy Carr

Tim Vine

Gina Yashere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also hate that Sarah millican

She has 3 jokes, being fat, eating cakes and being fat

Bit like jo brand but not as funny."

I have no idea who she is but confess I'm struggling to comprehend the concept of a comedian being less funny than Jo Brand!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

Unfortunately, Bernard Manning told one of my favourite jokes ever, though it's a bit dated more.

What's hit more balls than Ian Botham's cricket bat?

Elton John's chin...

Still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

Unfortunately, Bernard Manning told one of my favourite jokes ever, though it's a bit dated more.

What's hit more balls than Ian Botham's cricket bat?

Elton John's chin...

Still makes me laugh

Yes made me laugh too!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I like Jack Whitehall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Russel brand, completely talentless prick, can't act and isn't remotely funny"

Nuff' said !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

chubby brown was rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

russell brand

russell Kane

both very very ordinary, both very very poor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

frankie boyle I just don't think making jokes about paedophiles, rape and crimes like baby p and disabled children funny call me sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

frankie boyle I just don't think making jokes about paedophiles, rape and crimes like baby p and disabled children funny call me sensitive.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

"Alan Carr - He's just a camp twat with goofy teeth, totally unfunny."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

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By *igerstyle2k2Man over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Richard Blackwood

Roy Chubby Brown

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious."

McIntyre is as funny as herpes, he's like the complete anti-comedian, purpose built to entertain retards on Saturday night TV, whilst more capable comedians are slogging their guys out on the circuit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ed Miliband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chubby brown,about as funny as a dose of the clap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chubby brown,about as funny as a dose of the clap

see, i used to find him funny, but that was when i laughed at bum jokes lol.

think i have outgrown his brand of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Although I don't think he slogged guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chubby brown,about as funny as a dose of the clap

see, i used to find him funny, but that was when i laughed at bum jokes lol.

think i have outgrown his brand of humour"
couldnt agree more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ross Noble - unfunny nonsense. And a massive twat. Fin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is."

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chubby brown,about as funny as a dose of the clap

some of his stuff is funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!"
I just like someone who makes me Laff lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My vote would go to either Stephen K Amos or Rufus Hound. Both totally unfunny. God knows how they manage to get on tv so much - i guess they employ bloody good agents!"

Shappi Khorsandi I really dislike her!

aww stephen is awesome man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ross Noble - unfunny nonsense. And a massive twat. Fin."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Johnny Vagas

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple over a year ago

Watford

some twat called Dave Gorman. He has 1 subject to talk about and that is Dave Gorman. completely unfunny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like Russell Brand too!

I bought a Mighty Boosh DVD and didn't laugh once."

you wasn't amused by the mighty boosh, what about the bouncy castle song :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr"

oh i thought he was dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr"

Oh I liked him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr

oh i thought he was dead."

No I think that's just his career!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Checkout Jimeowen " the irish man from Australia " very expressive observational comedian....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr

Oh I liked him

phew, i was just going to post that, but didnt wanna be on my own lol.

i even thought he was awesome in the jungle lat year.

the ONLY reason i have ever watched a second of that show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I barely like any of the comedians out there, though I think sean loc is funny-via the panel game shows so dont know if any good on stage

pet hates are:

jack whitehall or tarquin as I'd call him

russel howard

frankie boyle

billy connelly(after he became 'distinguished')

in fact...almost all of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*phil jupitus(never liked that guy)

ross noble does my head in

and the ultimate annoying irritationalistic of them all

MICHAEL FUCKING MACINTYRE

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I like lee evans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr

Oh I liked him

phew, i was just going to post that, but didnt wanna be on my own lol.

i even thought he was awesome in the jungle lat year.

the ONLY reason i have ever watched a second of that show"

He was fantastic in the 80s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell Howard gets my vote for the worst ....not funny at all !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

many of the black comedians, go jamaican and talk about how ur mum did this and said that..blahh fucking blah, stick to ur english voice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only remember the ones I like so that's all I keep thinking of. Frankie Boyle isn't funny.

I saw Sean Lock live and he was hilarious for the first part of his show but we were nodding off by the end.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe that no one has mentioned that annoying little fucker Freddie Starr

Oh I liked him

phew, i was just going to post that, but didnt wanna be on my own lol.

i even thought he was awesome in the jungle lat year.

the ONLY reason i have ever watched a second of that show

He was fantastic in the 80s

Yeah but people thought Thatcher was back then too..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Russel Howard . About as funny as toothache "

Noooo.He's really funny and strangely cute with his wonky eye....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never found Vik Reeves or Bob Mortimer funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

russel brand, look at me look at me fucking look at me..

I look at him and think FREAK

tired of his life story,even the stuff he gives over about himself

then he is quite intelligent but somehow manages to make great points and fuck it up by talking like he's high on /eccy while rocking back n forth.......who knows..maybe he will become prime minister one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not familiar with names. But, the funniest comedian i find is Lee Evans. He's just hilarious.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Richard Blackwood

WHO?? Is the the twat that got enema'd on television?

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By *acckevinMan over a year ago

St Helens

Have to say I have a tie between Sue (Look at me, I am a lesbian) Perkins and Russell Howard. They both make me feel like someone is rubbing a cheese grater against my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Forsyth is a comedian?

Can't stand the gibbering fool whatever he is. Brucie is a ledgend

Brucie should be put on a ledge-end and pushed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sarah Millican

Jo Brand

Johnny Vegas

Peter Kay

Jason Manford

Dara O'Brien

Bill Hicks.

I can barely raise a snigger to any of these.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worst-Dara O'Brian

BEST- KEVIN HART/EDDIE MURPHY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know most of the time that they are just pretty crap?

when they go on the programmes, like the 50 top moments of 2013, or ones where they slag off other peoples fame and fortune that vastly trounces their own...ya sell out fucks

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

hate jimmy carrs false laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not familiar with names. But, the funniest comedian i find is Lee Evans. He's just hilarious.

I went to see Lee Evans in a play recently. Whilst the play was good I didn't really get what Mr. Evans was all about. In the audience were a large contingent of his fans and they were cracking up at every little twitch he done. It's a bit like Norman Wisdom has been reincarnated only less funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hate jimmy carrs false laugh"

its slowmotion hiccups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"russel brand, look at me look at me fucking look at me..

I look at him and think FREAK

tired of his life story,even the stuff he gives over about himself

I know what you mean about Brand. I can never figure if he uses his vocabulary to disguise something, or if he feels embarrassed at how clever he sometimes is and feels the need to act the fool to balance it out.

If he had some substance behind the stuff he talked about with Paxman he could have genuinely sparked off a movement of support. But sadly I think he's too self absorbed to actually do it.

Still makes me laugh though - and I like that film he's in in Hawaii.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

I can't bear the sight of Lee Evans. Apart from the fact that he's just not funny, his whole act is a copy of Jerry Lewis, and I didn't find him funny either. Slapstick should be left in the distant past, it may have given people a giggle in a variety show setting in the early 1900's but it's so far past it's use by date that it's got a real stink to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't bear the sight of Lee Evans. Apart from the fact that he's just not funny, his whole act is a copy of Jerry Lewis, and I didn't find him funny either. Slapstick should be left in the distant past, it may have given people a giggle in a variety show setting in the early 1900's but it's so far past it's use by date that it's got a real stink to it."

I like Jerry Lewis. At least I did when I was about ten.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!"

Bill Hicks ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lenny Henry, never found him funny even in his glory days

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I really do like Tim Minchin

Surprised no one mentioned David Mitchell

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh Fuck .....

I'm on the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paddy McGuinness I can't stand him!

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

"Michael McIntyre is very funny."

Sorry, keep reading this over and over again, and no matter how many times, it just doesn't make any sense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get Miranda at all"
thank god i thought i was the only one.. I never found vic and bob funny either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really do like Tim Minchin

Surprised no one mentioned David Mitchell"

David Mitchell, we invited him to a party and he talked about some politics and the youth of today etc etc, the more d*unk he got the more of an arsehole he became...we couldnt believe how boring and non street savvy this man is...he got so d*unk and started shagging the couch leg...some say he was on acid too..I mean check out those saucers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did all start when sensitive people became offended too easily?

Unfortunately, Bernard Manning told one of my favourite jokes ever, though it's a bit dated more.

What's hit more balls than Ian Botham's cricket bat?

Elton John's chin...

Still makes me laugh

"
that is the funniest thing i have heard this year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny.

Sorry, keep reading this over and over again, and no matter how many times, it just doesn't make any sense.

think about his squealing voice, how it rises and falls....then slap yourself and change the fucking channel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

Bill Hicks ?"

She said cerebral not unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jo Brand....... but I like her in QI

but all I really remember was her shit stand up stuff..I'm fat I'm fat, I honestly dont know how many times we had to hear it,dressed up in different joke guises(maybe she had to explain to blind people?)

One of my faves is josie lawrence...and plus she is a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lee Nelson innit!!! Grr does my head in.

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By *lentyoffun40Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

Lee Evans

Jo brand

Michael McIntyre

The pub landlord guy

Lenny Henry

All utter utter shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Russell Howard gets my vote for the worst ....not funny at all !"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Russell Howard gets my vote for the worst ....not funny at all !

I remember him telling a joke that "happened to him the other day", on some panel show...everyone laughed...great stuff

same joke was on the dvd a year previous

yer fuckin SHIT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny.

Sorry, keep reading this over and over again, and no matter how many times, it just doesn't make any sense.

Is that humour? That may explain why you don't find him funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

went too see bob monkhouse in some shithole about 20 years ago in eccles salford when he was in his heyday,must have had a bad tax return ,and he was brilliant,never stopped ,same as ken dodd,went on that long the carpark was all locked up and had to get a taxi home,like some of the new breed but it all seems look at me,look at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hated Jo Brand but I've liked her as she's (and me!) got older.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alan Carr

Jimmy Carr

Sarah Millican

Ricky Gervais

Russell Brand

Harry Hill

Alex Zane

Chris Rock

Paul Chowdhry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack Whitehall too.

What a smug cunt.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've seen Tom Wigglesworth tonight and he was very good, very sharp and had great timing.

Regarding poor comedians, I've seen a few.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

Russell "I'm an ex smack head + Jesus lookalike" except Jesus didn't have a mouth like a rat, not funny at all, despiseable bastard of a man for dumping Katy Perry by text (the twat) ........... HATE HIM!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Kevin Bridges is da man!!! Fookin Brilliant...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Kevin Bridges is da man!!! Fookin Brilliant..."

Did you listen to him on the wireless the other week when he was chatting to Frankie Boyle? It was brilliant. \they are obviously old mates and it was like being sat listening in to the world's funniest conversation between mates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some funny fuckers on this thread, as per.

Agree with most if these entries to be honest, with that Miranda Feckin Hart winning top slot.

Closely followed by that Jack Miserable Or whatever his name is. Always does that look at me, I'm miserable.

Jack Dee, that's him. Bloody old age, memory like a thing you strain things with, holes in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some funny fuckers on this thread, as per.

Agree with most if these entries to be honest, with that Miranda Feckin Hart winning top slot.

Closely followed by that Jack Miserable Or whatever his name is. Always does that look at me, I'm miserable.

Jack Dee, that's him. Bloody old age, memory like a thing you strain things with, holes in..."

I like the thought of straining my self on lolas holes

sorry..couldnt resist that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some funny fuckers on this thread, as per.

Agree with most if these entries to be honest, with that Miranda Feckin Hart winning top slot.

Closely followed by that Jack Miserable Or whatever his name is. Always does that look at me, I'm miserable.

Jack Dee, that's him. Bloody old age, memory like a thing you strain things with, holes in...

I like the thought of straining my self on lolas holes

sorry..couldnt resist that

Whatever does it for you, pilgrim...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be the only one that likes Ross noble

My list of people who have falsely advertised themselves as comedians includes:

Jo Brand

Sarah Silverman

Michael McIntyre

That Miranda lady

Richard Blackwood

Paul Chowdury

Shappi Khorsandi...they'll be many more that I've thankfully forgotten.

I miss George Carlin

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

Bill Hicks ?"

If I had any religious beliefs at all, Hicks would be my religion...more of a potty mouthed philosopher than comedian and a complete fucking genius. Change the names and his material is timeless; you don't even have to change the names in his Gulf War riffs.

Shit comedians...Denis Leary; ripped off Hicks' material wholesale.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

Bill Hicks ?

She said cerebral not unbearable. "

In what way is Hicks not cerebral?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

Bill Hicks ?

She said cerebral not unbearable.

In what way is Hicks not cerebral?"

I see no brain activity while I probe his festeringly mushy mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hicks is far better than most comics today.

His Bush comments work for Bush Jr too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never seen hicks..

Would you consider him as good or better than the razor sharp carlin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never seen hicks..

Would you consider him as good or better than the razor sharp carlin? "

He's on par from what I've seen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael McIntyre is very funny. The bit in his autobiography about wanking is hilarious.

But there seem to be a lot of us retards that appreciate his efforts. And in fairness it's not like he didn't slog to get to where he is.

If the cap fits

I prefer my comedy a little more cerebral!

Bill Hicks ?

She said cerebral not unbearable.

In what way is Hicks not cerebral?"

It was a play on words, almost cerebral if you like.

It may have been poor but I tried.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"I've never seen hicks..

Would you consider him as good or better than the razor sharp carlin? "

I always preferred Hicks to Carlin.

Here, you can have this one on me

http://youtu.be/olFu9rzVYxM

Just don't expect 'jokes'

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

it interesting... you ought to listen to a podcast called the "comedians comedian"... it is basically like "inside the actors studio" but with comedians...

there are not that many comics I don't like.... michael macintyre would probably be the main one.....

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"it interesting... you ought to listen to a podcast called the "comedians comedian"... it is basically like "inside the actors studio" but with comedians...

there are not that many comics I don't like.... michael macintyre would probably be the main one....."

I forgot John Bishop, I can't stand him either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it interesting... you ought to listen to a podcast called the "comedians comedian"... it is basically like "inside the actors studio" but with comedians...

there are not that many comics I don't like.... michael macintyre would probably be the main one.....

I forgot John Bishop, I can't stand him either!"

I agree. Bishop is simply awful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael Macintyre.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lenny Henry..?"

Agreed . So him live once . Very un funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ricky Gervais

Russell Brand

Thank fuck someone has said ricky gervais, the most smug untalented useless piece of shit that walked this earth. He is top of my celebrity hit list, followed closely by russel brand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rhod Gilbert..... Saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe cpl of years ago and it was just an hour of stressful ranting....sprinted to the bar for a double pretty damned smart after that!

I LOVE MIRANDA......thank you, please, best wishes and kind regards to you too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rhod Gilbert..... Saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe cpl of years ago and it was just an hour of stressful ranting....sprinted to the bar for a double pretty damned smart after that!

I LOVE MIRANDA......thank you, please, best wishes and kind regards to you too.

ur of my hotlist ya freak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i love my stand up comedy but this guy recks my head with his girly screams

Michael Macintyre

i love this man though funny fuker

mr lee evans

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"it interesting... you ought to listen to a podcast called the "comedians comedian"... it is basically like "inside the actors studio" but with comedians...

there are not that many comics I don't like.... michael macintyre would probably be the main one.....

I forgot John Bishop, I can't stand him either!

I agree. Bishop is simply awful. "

I'll let you off your crap Hicks joke then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rhod Gilbert..... Saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe cpl of years ago and it was just an hour of stressful ranting....sprinted to the bar for a double pretty damned smart after that!

I LOVE MIRANDA......thank you, please, best wishes and kind regards to you too.

ur of my hotlist ya freak"

Bite me ya fud!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankie Boyle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rhod Gilbert..... Saw him at the Edinburgh Fringe cpl of years ago and it was just an hour of stressful ranting....sprinted to the bar for a double pretty damned smart after that!

I LOVE MIRANDA......thank you, please, best wishes and kind regards to you too.

ur of my hotlist ya freak

Bite me ya fud!!! "

take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone except John Bishop

Especially John Bishop, he's crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alan Carr

Jimmy Carr

Sarah Millican

Ricky Gervais

Russell Brand

Harry Hill

Alex Zane

Chris Rock

Paul Chowdhry"

Aww, not Harry Hill.

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Ben Elton, Ben Elton, & Ben Elton.

About as funny as piles.

I would have said Russell Brand as well, but even calling him a comedian is an insult to comedians.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ricky Gervais - absolute shit

How the hell does the guy get!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"went too see bob monkhouse in some shithole about 20 years ago in eccles salford when he was in his heyday,must have had a bad tax return ,and he was brilliant,never stopped ,same as ken dodd,went on that long the carpark was all locked up and had to get a taxi home,like some of the new breed but it all seems look at me,look at me "

I remember being dragged kicking and screaming to see Bob Monkhouse many years ago. I hated his TV persona and really didn't want to go.

How wrong I was he was absolutely brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My vote would go to either Stephen K Amos or Rufus Hound. Both totally unfunny. God knows how they manage to get on tv so much - i guess they employ bloody good agents!"

I'm sure he's already been mentioned, but I really don't find Harry Hill funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is anyone finding Lee Nelson funny? I simply don't get it...

"
Is he the "Not going out" guy ?

If so, I also find him, and that show total crud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is anyone finding Lee Nelson funny? I simply don't get it...

Is he the "Not going out" guy ?

If so, I also find him, and that show total crud."

I was wrong. Just googled it. The guy I'm thinking of is Lee Mack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Russel brand, completely talentless prick, can't act and isn't remotely funny"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chubby brown and Russell brand. About as funny as stepping in dog shit. "

Love Russell Brand, can't stand Chubby Brown

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By *ofus71Couple over a year ago

London

Seems to be a trend forming about anyone called,

Carr

Brand

Russell

Especially when in combination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody. "
love frankie boyle just says what most of us are thinking abit close 2 the bone sometimes but still think he funny as fek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't heard Frankie Boyle ever say anything I was thinking. If he did he'd say 'What the fuck is that twat doing on TV again?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lee Evans just not funny

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

Reginald D hunter. Unfunny seen him live should have asked for my money back.

Peter kye I didn't think he was that funny live.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't heard Frankie Boyle ever say anything I was thinking. If he did he'd say 'What the fuck is that twat doing on TV again?'"
ok then your _iew try watching him with subtitles on lol only kidding you dont like i do thats what makes it a wonderful world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lee Evans just not funny

It's always the same act.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm starting to think this thread has just become lets name a comedian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frankie Boyle. Used to be funny but now just seems to be turning into an increasingly more unpleasent and offensive self-parody. love frankie boyle just says what most of us are thinking abit close 2 the bone sometimes but still think he funny as fek

If I start thinking like Frankie Boyle I'd book myself in for a labotomy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I start thinking like Frankie Boyle I'd book myself in for a labotomy. "
like marmite you either love him or hate him

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