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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Help! I have only ever eaten an Indian takeaway 3 times and have no idea what to order.
I like chicken, prawns and lamb, dont mind spicy but nothing to blow my head off.
What do I order? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd go for a lamb rogan josh... It's more about flavour than spicy 
If your feeling a bit spicy  you could try a jalfrezi... They seem to be different heats depending on where you get them from iv found |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol"
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lamb Roghan Josh is 'very' medium.
Personally, I like something that blows my head off, like a Bangalore Phal; - great as a laxative, also!!  "
I don't want my head or ass blown off, I like nice strong flavours and a bit of spice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tandoori mixed grill, some breads (naan or roti or chapatti or paratha, last one is.a flatbread that's usually got stuff in) and then a couple of veggie side orders and raita. "
Now that sounds more like what I'm after. Thanks. |
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"Tandoori mixed grill, some breads (naan or roti or chapatti or paratha, last one is.a flatbread that's usually got stuff in) and then a couple of veggie side orders and raita. "
That sounds pretty much like my last Indian order. I love raita, but I usually make my own. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"go to an all you can eat restraunt and eat what you want.
you can try little bits of everything then"
Yeah right! I live on the Isle of Shite, we've only just got electricity. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go to an all you can eat restraunt and eat what you want.
you can try little bits of everything then
Yeah right! I live on the Isle of Shite, we've only just got electricity. lol"
lol, and you have indian take a ways though?
get a boat to the mainland.
mind, would end up costing a great deal more than £7.50 all in lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"go to an all you can eat restraunt and eat what you want.
you can try little bits of everything then
Yeah right! I live on the Isle of Shite, we've only just got electricity. lol
lol, and you have indian take a ways though?
get a boat to the mainland.
mind, would end up costing a great deal more than £7.50 all in lol"
You can eat all you want for £7.50? Bloodyhell I couldn't even get half way over for that. I've GOT to move. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go to an all you can eat restraunt and eat what you want.
you can try little bits of everything then
Yeah right! I live on the Isle of Shite, we've only just got electricity. lol
lol, and you have indian take a ways though?
get a boat to the mainland.
mind, would end up costing a great deal more than £7.50 all in lol
You can eat all you want for £7.50? Bloodyhell I couldn't even get half way over for that. I've GOT to move."
Aveleys nice at this time of year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for chick peas and a spinach or cauliflower side dish. Yum.
Why does naan bread only last 30 seconds before going stale? Its lovely when fresh but has the shortest shelf life in the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lamb Roghan Josh is 'very' medium.
Personally, I like something that blows my head off, like a Bangalore Phal; - great as a laxative, also!!
I don't want my head or ass blown off, I like nice strong flavours and a bit of spice. "
My local Indian are doing a special offer at the mo: order one fiery Bangalore Phal & you get one toilet brush for free!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"biryani- a rice dish with a side of veggie curry.
Rogan Josh, or Bhuna. ones tomatoey, the others oniony.
dont forget onion bhajees "
Sounds good to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste. "
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries."
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go to an all you can eat restraunt and eat what you want.
you can try little bits of everything then
Yeah right! I live on the Isle of Shite, we've only just got electricity. lol
lol, and you have indian take a ways though?
get a boat to the mainland.
mind, would end up costing a great deal more than £7.50 all in lol
You can eat all you want for £7.50? Bloodyhell I couldn't even get half way over for that. I've GOT to move."
yes, the local one does all you can shove in your gob for less than 8 quid.
missus was gonna have a curry for £7 but wanted to try mine, so i told her she may as well do the all you can eat thing, and she didnt even have a bleedin platefull lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands. "
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice "
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone. "
im sure given half a chance, you wouldnt be as alone as you feel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone.
im sure given half a chance, you wouldnt be as alone as you feel"
Ahhh I've just remembered a FB is free tonight, Indian and sex could still be on the menu. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone.
im sure given half a chance, you wouldnt be as alone as you feel
Ahhh I've just remembered a FB is free tonight, Indian and sex could still be on the menu. "
..........well, if you do choose a hot & spicy curry, avoid oral sex too soon afterwards .........unless you dislike your FB!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone.
im sure given half a chance, you wouldnt be as alone as you feel
Ahhh I've just remembered a FB is free tonight, Indian and sex could still be on the menu.
..........well, if you do choose a hot & spicy curry, avoid oral sex too soon afterwards .........unless you dislike your FB!! "
Or bb anal tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i just ask for a medium lamb curry .. dont know any fancy names lol
But that's boring and just a curry, I can make that myself, I want lots of different dishes to taste.
Then go out to an indian restaurant, with lots of friends. Then you can have a taste of everyone's. That's what I did years ago when I was trying to get a liking for curries.
That's a great idea but my friends are all having sex or dinner with their husbands.
well, there ya go.
have sex with their husbands too lol
you said you wanted spice
Now I just feel like a billy no mates. No sex, no curry, no friends. I might just have a bath and a coco and go to bed alone.
im sure given half a chance, you wouldnt be as alone as you feel
Ahhh I've just remembered a FB is free tonight, Indian and sex could still be on the menu.
..........well, if you do choose a hot & spicy curry, avoid oral sex too soon afterwards .........unless you dislike your FB!! "
Ooooo you just given me an idea |
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