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"When I was 16 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 16 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air." See I have banter like this but couldn't be fucked to type all of it out. | |||
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"Wot is the best way to get a girls attention in the first message u send her. I know yous get a lot of hi how r u and stuff like that and yous hate it but wot we supposed to say lol "What is the best way to get a girls attention with the first message you send her? I know you get a lot of "hi, how r u" and stuff like that (and you hate it) but what are we supposed to say? [translated by bing] | |||
"When I was 16 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 16 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. See I have banter like this but couldn't be fucked to type all of it out." Copy and paste isn't that hard! | |||
"Wot is the best way to get a girls attention in the first message u send her. I know yous get a lot of hi how r u and stuff like that and yous hate it but wot we supposed to say lol "Make it humorous!! Read the profile write something that shows you have at least taken the time to find out a little of her likes. | |||
"When I was 16 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 16 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. See I have banter like this but couldn't be fucked to type all of it out. Copy and paste isn't that hard! " Nagh you can take this round  | |||
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"Oh so if she's fat I can say sumthing like ur not that fat. That's revelant to her "And I thought you really wanted help  Sorry I intruded  | |||
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"Wot is the best way to get a girls attention in the first message u send her. I know yous get a lot of hi how r u and stuff like that and yous hate it but wot we supposed to say lol "As a couple or when I was single a well constructed message relive to me always got more attention. There isn't one single message hats good got all but I would say don't use r or u as a replacement for the real word it comes across as though your not worth the full word when reading a message. | |||
"I don't wana marry her just fuck the life out of her" oh well in that case always call them a c*nt. bitches that just wanna fuck love being called that. shows you are dominant then tell them how big you are how much you can cum and whether you want to babby them up or just empty your shit on them you will be king of this site. innit | |||
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"If they are interested in you then they will contact you , don't waste you're time sending loads of messages because 99.9% of the time you will be ignored. Let your profile grab your attention " He'll be waiting a long time | |||
"Wot is the best way to get a girls attention in the first message u send her. I know yous get a lot of hi how r u and stuff like that and yous hate it but wot we supposed to say lol
Make it humorous!! Read the profile write something that shows you have at least taken the time to find out a little of her likes. "And don't message people who have not meeting on their profile! At best you'll be deleted, at worse blocked and maybe even reported if they don't like what you said. Can't you tell I still get bucket loads of messages lol | |||
