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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There is just no need in Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage! Each have no personalities and have monotone voices! Each character they play seems the same :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danny Dyer..... Such a bell end!!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love both Nicholas cage and Reeves. Love Nicholas in face off. And as a matrix fan... Well enough said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"John Wayne"

now look here cowboy you take that back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Michael Caine"

my name is michael caine and i am a nosey neighbour

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By *otTheReal01Man over a year ago

London

Cage is really random, he's done a few good films but lots of average and bad ones.

Ben Stiller is my most hated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danny Dyer..... Such a bell end!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

al pacino controversy I know but he can only do angry and does not do that well. he has been in good films but not to do with husband acting just well written and produced.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cage is really random, he's done a few good films but lots of average and bad ones.

Ben Stiller is my most hated."

honestly even dodge ball and starksy and hutch

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Sean Connery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly."

footloose

jfk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly."

Tremors. Classic film lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery"

arrrr funny fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

footloose

jfk

Ah yes.

Then he's shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly."

Yep he's a complete dick head in the adverts and where the fuck is 4G? It's only available in London or the Himalayas

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By *otTheReal01Man over a year ago

London

"Cage is really random, he's done a few good films but lots of average and bad ones.

Ben Stiller is my most hated.

honestly even dodge ball and starksy and hutch "

Not seen them due to my hatred of him. I've seen enough of him already to last more than a life time. I've heard he's a real asshole on set too from someone in the film industry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love both Nicholas cage and Reeves. Love Nicholas in face off. And as a matrix fan... Well enough said. "

Hmm think its more the films than the actors there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly."

Great in " Tremors" cult film...i said cult film.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

footloose

jfk

Ah yes.

Then he's shit."

harsh but fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery"

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh ".....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cage is really random, he's done a few good films but lots of average and bad ones.

Ben Stiller is my most hated.

honestly even dodge ball and starksy and hutch

Not seen them due to my hatred of him. I've seen enough of him already to last more than a life time. I've heard he's a real asshole on set too from someone in the film industry."

not sure about the on set bit however he does seem to work the same people like vince vaughan and owen whats his face

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By *ucker4cockMan over a year ago

Exmouth

R2D2 ...... No character, a bit robotic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh "....."

He was good in The Untouchables.. when they killed him off after 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

Yep he's a complete dick head in the adverts and where the fuck is 4G? It's only available in London or the Himalayas "

I love Kevin Bacon he is really funny. I think the ads are great as well. I thought it was amazing that they got KB! (I know cash is king but he cant be short of a few bob)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

Yep he's a complete dick head in the adverts and where the fuck is 4G? It's only available in London or the Himalayas

I love Kevin Bacon he is really funny. I think the ads are great as well. I thought it was amazing that they got KB! (I know cash is king but he cant be short of a few bob)"

I think actually he is/was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

Great in " Tremors" cult film...i said cult film."

He also starred in Hollowman

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By *ig and daftMan over a year ago

Love with life

Bruce Willis after he appeared on the one show it showed what a real twatt he is and now I find his acting total shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mathew mcconnaghy or however it's spelt he is shite!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh ".....

He was good in The Untouchables.. when they killed him off after 20 mins

was his part a tough old scottish or irish cop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Willis after he appeared on the one show it showed what a real twatt he is and now I find his acting total shit. "

Strange thing to say here, but maybe his acting skills are clouded by what you think of him as a person?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

footloose

jfk

Ah yes.

Then he's shit."

I guess you never saw Mystic River then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bruce Willis after he appeared on the one show it showed what a real twatt he is and now I find his acting total shit.

Strange thing to say here, but maybe his acting skills are clouded by what you think of him as a person? "

No shit, sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Daniel Craig. Ugly talentless cunt!

Totally agree about Canoe Reeves!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Daniel Craig. Ugly talentless cunt!

Totally agree about Canoe Reeves!"

his name is canoe (harry enfield priceless)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim carey hes about as funny as toothache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's not forget the female actors. Kristen Stewart?! Megan Fox?! Both ok to look at but more wood than a in a forest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "

vanilla sky wasnt to bad however it came from a great short story by phillip k dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This became a Kevin Bacon thread. Ever heard of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon? Many actor can be linked to him in 6 movies.

Other movies I like with him.

Mystic River

Sleepers

Apollo 13

A few good men

Flatliners

Tremors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i could never see what everyone saw in benny from crossroads to be honest he only wore a bloody boiler suit a wolly hat and said miss diane

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"This became a Kevin Bacon thread. Ever heard of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon? Many actor can be linked to him in 6 movies.

3 degrees of Bergerac is the UK version

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "
totally agree!!! He plays himself in every film, and he's shit at even that:/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly.

Great in " Tremors" cult film...i said cult film.

He also starred in Hollowman

Hollow man loved it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. totally agree!!! He plays himself in every film, and he's shit at even that:/"

i think he may reply

show me the money

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Jason Statham, but only when he portrays Jason Statham in any of his films.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jason Statham, but only when he portrays Jason Statham in any of his films.

i think snatch was his best one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!"

theres cold then there is ice cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

theres cold then there is ice cold "

That was the moment when Jean Claude became an acting legend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

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dev in corrie is an Asian David Essex, that's all I can think when I see him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible.

vanilla sky wasnt to bad however it came from a great short story by phillip k dick."

And was a remake of Abre Los Ojos (open your eyes) which incidentally also starred Penélope Cruz.

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

Did he play a snatch or himself, wait no, forget that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

theres cold then there is ice cold

That was the moment when Jean Claude became an acting legend"

he certainly upped his game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit"

Ill be back

Get ready for a suprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!"

Just because he does them better than you now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

Devendra "Dev" Alahan is a fictional character in the UK television ITV soap opera, Coronation Street. Portrayed by actor Jimmi Harkishin, the character first appeared onscreen during the episode airing on 10 November 1999. He is the ex-husband of Sunita Parekh (Shobna Gulati), and father to Amber Kalirai (Nikki Patel), Aadi Alahan (Zennon Ditchett) and Asha Alahan (Tanisha Gorey), though Amber is not Sunita's daughter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

theres cold then there is ice cold

That was the moment when Jean Claude became an acting legend

he certainly upped his game "

I still think he has the personality of a brick... Nice bod like... Have you seen his beer ad? God he's aged.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!"

I'd put Steve Seagal in the same category..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit"

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hasta la vista, baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

Do you watch the soaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

sorry you have lost me however i think you may have found your specialised subject in mastermind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession. "

Wasn't he some mayor or councillor? Or am I think of someone else maybe.... Clint Eastwood lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

I'd put Steve Seagal in the same category.."

through him from a plane with no parachute fir me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

I'd put Steve Seagal in the same category.."

The chef lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

sorry you have lost me however i think you may have found your specialised subject in mastermind

It was sarcasm, hunny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession.

Wasn't he some mayor or councillor? Or am I think of someone else maybe.... Clint Eastwood lol"

Governor of California in 2003

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession.

Wasn't he some mayor or councillor? Or am I think of someone else maybe.... Clint Eastwood lol"

He was The Governor (of California) (not a film..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate that Miranda women on the BBC. She thinks she is funny but she is not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

Just because he does them better than you now?

Lol box splits! You want me to split my difference?

Forward facing splits, not a prob!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Adam Sandler - does my fuckin tits in!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

Some of these I could agree with but Al Pacino, Michael Caine and Nicholas Cage...seriously?

As for Kevin Bacon, watch him in 'Murder in the First' with Gary Oldman and Christian Slater, then tell me he can't act.

If we had an 'Actors that used to be immense but are now just a parody of themselves' thread, then I give you Robert DeNiro, what the fuck happened there? Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, The Deerhunter, The Godfather Part II, Cape Fear...and he's now in gash like Meet The Fockers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession.

Wasn't he some mayor or councillor? Or am I think of someone else maybe.... Clint Eastwood lol

He was The Governor (of California) (not a film..)"

Who clint or arnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arnold - he was also Mr Universe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of these I could agree with but Al Pacino, Michael Caine and Nicholas Cage...seriously?

As for Kevin Bacon, watch him in 'Murder in the First' with Gary Oldman and Christian Slater, then tell me he can't act.

"
OI if Robert was in situ ... I would definately know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate that Miranda women on the BBC. She thinks she is funny but she is not. "

I think she's funny too. So that's two of us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arnold - he was also Mr Universe"

He is great. His classic one liners from "I'll be back" to "remember when I said I would kill you last - I lied"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate that Miranda women on the BBC. She thinks she is funny but she is not.

I think she's funny too. So that's two of us."

She's not -sorry .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excerpted from TMZ: Tom Cruise not only thinks he trains harder than Olympic athletes, he believes his job as a professional actor is as grueling as fighting the war in Afghanistan — this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

Fucking little twat cannot stand him avoid any film with him in.

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By *rossflow daveMan over a year ago

Mullingar

Stephen seagal has to be the absolute worst ever !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate that Miranda women on the BBC. She thinks she is funny but she is not.

I think she's funny too. So that's two of us.

She's not -sorry . "

She is.

Sorry...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate that Miranda women on the BBC. She thinks she is funny but she is not.

I think she's funny too. So that's two of us.

She's not -sorry .

She is.

Ok let's beg to differ. I just don't get her.

Sorry..."

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By *nebig1ivorMan over a year ago

Reading

Hugh Grant - made a whole career from playing the same character in each of his movies; dithering posh Englishman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stephen seagal has to be the absolute worst ever !!!"

No the worst ever is the bloke that used to be in Hollyoaks - Paul Denan? (something like that I think)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hugh Grant - made a whole career from playing the same character in each of his movies; dithering posh Englishman"

He is pants, but he filled a niche market at the right time and creamed in the cash. Well done to him.

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "

Thanks Tina. I was waiting for someone to acknowledge the total idiot and pathetic actor that is Tom Cruise*

* not Com Truse I hear he is quite nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stephen seagal has to be the absolute worst ever !!!

No the worst ever is the bloke that used to be in Hollyoaks - Paul Denan? (something like that I think) "

He was strange he did a couple of reality shows afterwards.

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By *nebig1ivorMan over a year ago

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and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stephen seagal has to be the absolute worst ever !!!"

I forgot about this twat! Only reason why you watched his film to see how fat he was compared to the last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're all missing the obvious:

Dev in Corrie. How he ever gets his contract renewed is beyond us!

sorry who in what

sorry you have lost me however i think you may have found your specialised subject in mastermind

It was sarcasm, hunny. "

sorry i know however i think my reply was lost in tranlation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!"

Seen Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando?

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By *nebig1ivorMan over a year ago

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"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!

Seen Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando?"

ha ha, yep. They were awful too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!

Seen Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando?

ha ha, yep. They were awful too!"

Can someone well known in one industry whether its career or type of actor change their careers and still have a positive outcome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh ".....

He was good in The Untouchables.. when they killed him off after 20 mins

was his part a tough old scottish or irish cop "

how about the russian sub captain.. who out of sheer coincidence had a schoticshh acshhent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!"

Hulk Hogan isn't really an actor though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh ".....

He was good in The Untouchables.. when they killed him off after 20 mins

was his part a tough old scottish or irish cop

how about the russian sub captain.. who out of sheer coincidence had a schoticshh acshhent"

do you mean boris macdoom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some of these I could agree with but Al Pacino, Michael Caine and Nicholas Cage...seriously?

As for Kevin Bacon, watch him in 'Murder in the First' with Gary Oldman and Christian Slater, then tell me he can't act.

Probably because they don't make films as good as those anymore. It's mainly gash now.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "

Amen to that Tina, if I may call you Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "

what about if he was in the sighhts of your high powered rifle

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Eddie Murphy is annoying to me, why does he have to be so loud and shouty all the time, ffs Eddy speak with your indoor voice now and again please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eddie Murphy is annoying to me, why does he have to be so loud and shouty all the time, ffs Eddy speak with your indoor voice now and again please

what even as donkey in shrek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!

Seen Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando?

ha ha, yep. They were awful too!

Can someone well known in one industry whether its career or type of actor change their careers and still have a positive outcome?

Bill Gates - IT to charity

Alan Rickman - great graphic designer to actor.

Sylvester Stallone -actor/writer

Clint Eastwood - actor/director

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Richard E Grant

Christopher Eccleston

Sean Bean

Clive Owen

Van Damm

Vin Diesel

Dulf longren

To name but a few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is just no need in Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage! Each have no personalities and have monotone voices! Each character they play seems the same :/"

Aw come on, have you seen Leaving Las vegas or Adaptation! The thing with cage is, he does some great movies and some crap ones! But he's capable of some great roles

Lord of war... one of the best movies I've seen for so long...

Keanu Reaves however... I'm with you there lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is just no need in Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage! Each have no personalities and have monotone voices! Each character they play seems the same :/"

You took the words straight out of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ben affleck, the cast of eastenders...apart from Danny dyer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch Walter Mitty after the re_iews it got but it was a steaming pile of horse shit.

Ben Stiller is such a crap actor, we should have known better....

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"and Hulk Hogan; watched a film called Santa with Muscles. Awful, just awful!

Seen Mr Nanny or Suburban Commando?

ha ha, yep. They were awful too!

Can someone well known in one industry whether its career or type of actor change their careers and still have a positive outcome?

Bill Gates - IT to charity

Alan Rickman - great graphic designer to actor.

Sylvester Stallone -actor/writer

Clint Eastwood - actor/director"

Andrea Bocelli - Lawyer/Opera Singer

Bryan Adams - Singer/(bloody good) Photographer

This sums up Tom Cruise but Rich Hall's brilliant anyway...

http://youtu.be/OFal553wR3k

Rich Hall - Meteorologist/Comedian ;£

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch Walter Mitty after the re_iews it got but it was a steaming pile of horse shit.

Ben Stiller is such a crap actor, we should have known better...."

The original with Danny Kaye is far better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rob Schneider, utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch Walter Mitty after the re_iews it got but it was a steaming pile of horse shit.

Ben Stiller is such a crap actor, we should have known better...."

I've read some shite in forums but this takes the biscuit

Ben Stiller has NO place on this thread! Remember Meet The Parents films and then Night at the Museum ?

How we forget eh! I rest my case

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Morgan Freeman, just playing himself over and over again with that so annoying voice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is just no need in Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage! Each have no personalities and have monotone voices! Each character they play seems the same :/"

Some films they've done are ok, but that's only cos other actors have out shone them or it was a well made n directed film.. Can honestly say though, Keanu in 47 Ronin? WTF???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a fan of Arnie, Segal or Vam Dame.. all shite if you ask me. But one or two ok films are watchable!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch Walter Mitty after the re_iews it got but it was a steaming pile of horse shit.

Ben Stiller is such a crap actor, we should have known better....

I've read some shite in forums but this takes the biscuit

Ben Stiller has NO place on this thread! Remember Meet The Parents films and then Night at the Museum ?

How we forget eh! I rest my case

Yes I remember them film and they are dog Shit, meet the parents was so bad it put me off Bobby d too,

I honestly can't think of a good film stiller has made, he's just not funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me ... when doing role play

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By *yphoon1Man over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible. "

Minority Report is an excellent film regardless of the fact that Tom Cruise is in it. Youve missed out there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

I'd put Steve Seagal in the same category.."

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By *yphoon1Man over a year ago

"Sean Connery

Seconded. Wish I could have made millions.out of being " pantsh ".....

He was good in The Untouchables.. when they killed him off after 20 mins

was his part a tough old scottish or irish cop

how about the russian sub captain.. who out of sheer coincidence had a schoticshh acshhent"

Theres an in joke about that in the film where they say (in Russian) that its because he's from Georgia. Might as well be Georgia, USA for all the difference it makes. Good film.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tom Cruise. I avoid anything he is in if possible.

Minority Report is an excellent film regardless of the fact that Tom Cruise is in it. Youve missed out there."

Collateral too... I've never seen the samurai I've though always hear good things, a few good men wasn't terrible neither

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hugh Grant -tool

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

David Tenant - He boils my piss.

- Amy. x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Kevin Bacon was actually brilliant in a film called "Death Sentence". x

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By *U1966Man over a year ago

Devon

Sean Penn

Jim Carey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom Cruise.

What an awful little man...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim Carey does my head in...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dennis Waterman, plays himself more or less. Watching an old film the other day with Sean Connery in, he was supposed to be a German but still sounded the same. Michael Caine is a good actor but crap at other accents too.

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Oh that big Austrian bloke in Terminator - he really was shit

So talentless. That's why he was asked to do sequels. Is known as an action hero and has gained countless millions of pounds through his profession.

Wasn't he some mayor or councillor? Or am I think of someone else maybe.... Clint Eastwood lol

He was The Governor (of California) (not a film..)

Who clint or arnie"

Arnie was governor of California and Clint was mayor of Carmel (in California) for a while.

As for shit actors, well Van Damme, Hugh Grant, and Seagal (all one trick ponies) have to be high on the list. My all time pet hate though is Costner. He did one great film (Dances with Wolves) then embarked on a career of making "lets promote Kevin Costner" movies, culminating in the train wreck known as Waterworld.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roger Moore in bond, so corny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clive Owen is that wooden I want to hang a gate off him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tom Cruise

Ryan Reynolds

Arnie

Vin Diesel

Jason Statham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Richard E Grant

Christopher Eccleston

Sean Bean

Clive Owen

Van Damm

Vin Diesel

Dulf longren

To name but a few. "

After reading more if this thread I have to concour with

Ben Stiller

Kevin Costner

And raise you

Adam Sandler

And an early Tom Cruise. However with the short one some of his later efforts have been bearable. Tropic Thunder I enjoyed, er .......that's about it really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keira Knightley - zero charisma, can only play one role (posh English rose, and she's shit at that too), totally sucks the life out of every scene she's in.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

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By *neplusserMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

Definitely agree

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He has a huge cock so I think he is a great actor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was going to say tom cruise but after tropical thunder he is OK again.

I hate rapper actors

Ll cool j ice cube ice t rubbish

Emimen in 8 mile was OK

Tupac was a great actor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jean Claude van damme

What a knob! Every film is the same, box splits up a tree!!

I'd put Steve Seagal in the same category.."

Seagal is the worst actor ever to obtain commercial success.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clive Owen is that wooden I want to hang a gate off him!"

+1. Cannot stand him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nicole kidman, keira knightley, tom cruise, joan collins sean connery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

You did not see Schindlers List?

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"Kevin Bacon - cant remember any of his films but sick to death of seeing him on ads. And he can't say 'mobile' correctly."

He was in The Woodsman.creepy but good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Richard E Grant

Christopher Eccleston

Sean Bean

Clive Owen

Van Damm

Vin Diesel

Dulf longren

To name but a few.

After reading more if this thread I have to concour with

Ben Stiller

Kevin Costner

And raise you

Adam Sandler

And an early Tom Cruise. However with the short one some of his later efforts have been bearable. Tropic Thunder I enjoyed, er .......that's about it really. "

Amazing!!!

Who do you two think is a good actor?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't believe people think Nicholas Cage is a shit actor!

Yeah he was at some point but he was so shit he went full circle and became AWESOME.

Not that I need proof but a quick google image search for:

nicolas cage; your argument is invalid

Will answer you Cage haters!

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

You did not see Schindlers List?"

No but I would imagine he sounded like he was reading from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He has a huge cock so I think he is a great actor

Does IMDB give out such statistics ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He has a huge cock so I think he is a great actor

Does IMDB give out such statistics ? "

An acquaintance of mine fucked him years ago. She said she could barely walk afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Richard E Grant

Christopher Eccleston

Sean Bean

Clive Owen

Van Damm

Vin Diesel

Dulf longren

To name but a few.

After reading more if this thread I have to concour with

Ben Stiller

Kevin Costner

And raise you

Adam Sandler

And an early Tom Cruise. However with the short one some of his later efforts have been bearable. Tropic Thunder I enjoyed, er .......that's about it really.

Amazing!!!

Who do you two think is a good actor?

Robert Di Nero when he was doing taxi driver and raging bull, not his latest stuff though.

Gene Hackman

Robert Duval

Phillip Symour Hoffman.

James Galdolfini, not just in the sopranos but he is great in films. Enough Said is brilliant, so different from Tony soprano.

Jaqueline Bisset

Helen Mirren

James Fox

Jason Robards

Derrick Jacobi

John Hurt

William H Macey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the names above apart from the one in Corri Enders, are big box office for playing themselves!

It's the ultimate in sequel filming, come up with any story line modify it so that the money star has the same characteristics the public paid for last time and make it. I do wonder how 70 year old actors still get to play action hero's though.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple over a year ago

Takeley

Only one mention, here's the second: Adam Sadler, undisputed, for consistently playing the same character and consistently being awful, the exceptions: The wedding singer and Happy Gilmour.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He has a huge cock so I think he is a great actor

Does IMDB give out such statistics ?

An acquaintance of mine fucked him years ago. She said she could barely walk afterwards

But could she walk before ? We need that information to make a solid judgement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He has a huge cock so I think he is a great actor

Does IMDB give out such statistics ? "

Irelands

Magnificent

Dong

Bulletin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't agree more with those 2, but my pet hate is old Jason Strapon! T-w-a-t!!

Any actor who can only play themselves is not a bloody actor! And yes Danny (Malcolm) Dyer is dire too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most soap actors!!!

& before I get crucified, it's probably hard to tell because they have such a poor script.

.....oh shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only one mention, here's the second: Adam Sadler, undisputed, for consistently playing the same character and consistently being awful, the exceptions: The wedding singer and Happy Gilmour. "

Gets on my left testicle. Always plays the same characters quiet and dull then start shouting for no reason and hit myself with something as no one is laughing.

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By *rnycpl2705Couple over a year ago

Killin

Personally I don't like Jack Black.....he feckin annoys me...apart from Kung Fu Panda lol and I really fuckin hate Kirsten Dunst.......don't know why but I hate anything those two are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one mention, here's the second: Adam Sadler, undisputed, for consistently playing the same character and consistently being awful, the exceptions: The wedding singer and Happy Gilmour. "

Agreed , but like you I love Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one mention, here's the second: Adam Sadler, undisputed, for consistently playing the same character and consistently being awful, the exceptions: The wedding singer and Happy Gilmour.

Agreed , but like you I love Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer!

Agree too, he's another 1 trick pony

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

Johnny Depp same stupid voice no matter he`s in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Personally I don't like Jack Black.....he feckin annoys me...apart from Kung Fu Panda lol and I really fuckin hate Kirsten Dunst.......don't know why but I hate anything those two are in"

Kirsten Dunst is in Jumanji, Small Soliders and the normal Spider-Man movies. Even though Spider-Man 3 has its critics. All good movies and she plays her characters very well. However I haven't seen any of her other movies. Maybe she's bad in them?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Personally I don't like Jack Black.....he feckin annoys me...apart from Kung Fu Panda lol and I really fuckin hate Kirsten Dunst.......don't know why but I hate anything those two are in"

Kirsten Dunst was brilliant in Melancholia and The Virgin Suicides.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sean Connery"

What about miss moneypenny. 007?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to add

Val Kilmer

and

Keither Sutherland to the list of shit actors if I may.

But Vinnie Jones has to be the worst actor of all time. If anyone can prove me wrong I'll eat my loafers.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Danny Dyer is a cock but he can act. Before he was type cast as a mockney gangster he did some good films especially Borstal Boy and Human Traffic.

I can't stand Leslie Nielsen or Keira Knightly.

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I would like to add

Val Kilmer

and

Keither Sutherland to the list of shit actors if I may.

But Vinnie Jones has to be the worst actor of all time. If anyone can prove me wrong I'll eat my loafers. "

Have to disagree about Kilmer. I know he has played a few crap roles and I thought he was wooden in Top Gun. However his Doc Holliday in Tombstone alongside Kurt Russell was the best portrayal of that character I've ever seen, and quite a few have had a go at it. I would never put him on my greatest list but just for that he wouldn't be on my crap list either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danny Dyer is a cock but he can act. Before he was type cast as a mockney gangster he did some good films especially Borstal Boy and Human Traffic.

I can't stand Leslie Nielsen or Keira Knightly."

Borstal Boy is an excellent film and Dyer is brilliant in it. Not the sort of role you'd expect him play. I bumped into him once and told him how much I enjoyed this film. He said of all the films to talk about you choose the one where I play a whoopsie. He was very proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to add

Val Kilmer

and

Keither Sutherland to the list of shit actors if I may.

But Vinnie Jones has to be the worst actor of all time. If anyone can prove me wrong I'll eat my loafers.

I stand corrected. He was excellent in tombstone. You almost forget it was him, which is what the point of acting is really. Good call.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keanu Reeves

Nicolas Cage

Sandra Bullock

Julia Roberts

Richard E Grant

Christopher Eccleston

Sean Bean

Clive Owen

Van Damm

Vin Diesel

Dulf longren

To name but a few.

After reading more if this thread I have to concour with

Ben Stiller

Kevin Costner

And raise you

Adam Sandler

And an early Tom Cruise. However with the short one some of his later efforts have been bearable. Tropic Thunder I enjoyed, er .......that's about it really.

Amazing!!!

Who do you two think is a good actor?

Robert Di Nero when he was doing taxi driver and raging bull, not his latest stuff though.

Gene Hackman

Robert Duval

Phillip Symour Hoffman.

James Galdolfini, not just in the sopranos but he is great in films. Enough Said is brilliant, so different from Tony soprano.

Jaqueline Bisset

Helen Mirren

James Fox

Jason Robards

Derrick Jacobi

John Hurt

William H Macey

Character actors - hrm. Sandra Bullock won an Oscar in The Blind Side when someone had the courage to give her a script. In many ways it does depend on the luck of the draw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dennis Waterman, plays himself more or less. Watching an old film the other day with Sean Connery in, he was supposed to be a German but still sounded the same. Michael Caine is a good actor but crap at other accents too."
At least Waterman rights the feem toon and sings the feem toon...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liam Neeson. Monotone, no character, sounds like he's reading a script.

He was good in The Gray.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I say Daniel Craig? Talentless cunt.

Tom Cruise- irritating dwarf cunt

Clive Owen- wooden cunt

Nicole Kidman- frozen faced cunt

Canoe Reeves- see Nicole Kidman

Jennifer Aniston- nuff said

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