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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads (Women)
40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
Loves all ya women really lol xxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was sent ta me in an e mail lol xx
I think someones going to want you to examine those bubbles from underneath.... for a long time!  "
Les has tried that a few times xx  |
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"Was sent ta me in an e mail lol xx
I think someones going to want you to examine those bubbles from underneath.... for a long time!
Les has tried that a few times xx "
Maybe she'd just find it easier if whe shoved you towards the deep end? or is it all like the deep end for you in them things?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads (Women)
40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
Loves all ya women really lol xxxxx "
and written by men
40 ish= if you add vat
adventurer= walks to pub
athletic=when breathing in
average looking= 2 bin bags over head
handsome= see above
contagious smile= can take his teeth out and give you them
educated= reads daily mail
emotionally secure= on womans aid target list
in touch with feminine side=likes wearing your knickers when you out
free spirit=hump anything
friendship first= gettin evicted need somewhere to crash
fun= if ps2 is fun to you
gentle= paws you carefully
good listener= if sky sports on
new age= doesnt wash or use deodrant
old fashioned= dinner on table at 5 or else
open minded= wants to shag your friends/sister
open minded= on serotin
outgoing=obnoxious
passionate=after 8 pints
poet= rambles pish with big words
professional= has job
distinguished=gray hair
well built= 25 stone
romantic= after 6 pints
widow= wife ran off with milkman/best friend
wants soulmate= cant cook or clean or work washing machine
weight proportional to height= if he was foot 8 inches!
he he xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads (Women)
40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
Loves all ya women really lol xxxxx
and written by men
40 ish= if you add vat
adventurer= walks to pub
athletic=when breathing in
average looking= 2 bin bags over head
handsome= see above
contagious smile= can take his teeth out and give you them
educated= reads daily mail
emotionally secure= on womans aid target list
in touch with feminine side=likes wearing your knickers when you out
free spirit=hump anything
friendship first= gettin evicted need somewhere to crash
fun= if ps2 is fun to you
gentle= paws you carefully
good listener= if sky sports on
new age= doesnt wash or use deodrant
old fashioned= dinner on table at 5 or else
open minded= wants to shag your friends/sister
open minded= on serotin
outgoing=obnoxious
passionate=after 8 pints
poet= rambles pish with big words
professional= has job
distinguished=gray hair
well built= 25 stone
romantic= after 6 pints
widow= wife ran off with milkman/best friend
wants soulmate= cant cook or clean or work washing machine
weight proportional to height= if he was foot 8 inches!
he he xx "
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