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Question for all the OLD FARTS.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Soooo where do you buy your incontinent pads from ?

Do you have your zimmer oiled on a regular basis.....?

The "kids" need to know all the answers

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Kids...

nyerrr fuck em..

noisy little bleeders..

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

I don't bother with incopants anymore. A stoma and a leg bag gives me all the freedom I need. I also have a mobility scooter with go faster stripes and a sharpened cane.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

I use brussel sprouts to produce my farts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Soooo where do you buy your incontinent pads from ?

Do you have your zimmer oiled on a regular basis.....?

The "kids" need to know all the answers

"
lol, well my nora batty stockings are getting damn expensive, and my purple twin set and pearls have seen better days! Ps tenna ladys rule!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ps, soak your teeth in domestos gals!! Works a treat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

Yerrrrrr

and we still doing it too , ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

Yerrrrrr

and we still doing it too , ner ner

I mean the younger ones think they invented it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought being incontinent wad being in another country

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

Yerrrrrr

and we still doing it too , ner ner

I mean the younger ones think they invented it

Huh.......bet they aint even found where to stick anything yet.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

Yerrrrrr

and we still doing it too , ner ner

I mean the younger ones think they invented it

Like I said we did invent it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and they think they invented

F#%+ing too

We did didn't we you oldies all made love

Yerrrrrr

and we still doing it too , ner ner

I mean the younger ones think they invented it

Huh.......bet they aint even found where to stick anything yet.....

I'm not young pmsl

Wish I could take 20yrs off and go back to my twenties

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When my mates son first became sexually active he thought the quicker he fucked and finished the better.....

and he was bragging about finishing within 2 minutes.....lmao

Ohhh the young eh

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i use bicycle clips or tuck my trousers into my socks .. i use lube on my zimmer and use a cock splint lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i use bicycle clips or tuck my trousers into my socks .. i use lube on my zimmer and use a cock splint lol "

And so ya should too.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i sold my encyclopedia brittanica because me son knows everything

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

my zimmer comes in handy

prop it against the door stop the young sods getting in

and need the incontinence pads to save the mattress from the squirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eh? What did you say? Ah yes, cup of tea.

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