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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm truly blessed with the ability to sleep anywhere at anytime.
During the induction at Toyota I went to sleep in a room full of 100 peeps when listening to a talk on Japanese Culture. At Uni, I nodded off in an exam that I finished early and couldn't leave. I used to sit with an alarm clock next to me on breaks in one job.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A place called Carmyle. Its about 20 minutes away from where I live, I d*unkenly fell asleep on a bus and woke up at the last stop just sitting in the bus shelter. I phoned my flat mate and asked them to pick me up from Carlisle.
About a year later I, reasonably sober but still feeling it a little, fell asleep on the same bus coming back from a music festival at 6 on the Monday morning. Stepped off the bus and experienced de ja vu for the first time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange
my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase
over to you lot..  "
Surely Ryanair charge more for hold luggage than seats??   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange
my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase
over to you lot..
Surely Ryanair charge more for hold luggage than seats?? "
lol sadly it was when i was unpacking after arriving back home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange
my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase
over to you lot.. "
In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol "
sometimes giving oral is about making a guy relaxed.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol
sometimes giving oral is about making a guy relaxed.. "
Not that relaxed, I blamed the alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've fallen asleep in a flower bed before. It was fine until it started raining. I woke up wallowing like a hippo in the mud. "
Was you a hungry hippo? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I've fallen asleep in a flower bed before. It was fine until it started raining. I woke up wallowing like a hippo in the mud.
Was you a hungry hippo? "
I'm always hungry, so yes I must have been |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location
Falling asleep on cam?
Shocking!  "
pmsl.. werent you asleep in the bath ON CAM? and wearing an afro? |
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Fell asleep standing in a telephone box once (you'll have to Google that, I don't think they exist anymore!)
Also fell asleep leaning against a jacket potato oven at the Monsters if Rock festival at Donington many years ago...I woke up pretty sharp use when my ear hit the oven.
Against a tree at Reading Festival when I couldn't find my tent, only to discover it was about 5 yards away when I woke/sobered up.
In a comedy club in Bristol while the headliner was on...he was a racist, homophobic, mysogynistic arsehole and not in an ironic, post-modern way!
Fallen asleep at pretty much every dining room table of every house we've ever visited...towards the end of the evening when the wine has taken effect, I hasten to add. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?"
Actually no, as I've seen from a video of myself at a football game on a stag weekend back in May.
Your head just kind of falls to the side or into your chest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location
Falling asleep on cam?
Shocking!
pmsl.. werent you asleep in the bath ON CAM? and wearing an afro? "
I miss proper Canada invasions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really struggle to fall asleep, I can't sleep whilst we are traveling and I can't do the falling asleep in front of the tv thing!!
Luke on the other hand can sleep anywhere!! |
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"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?"
No, I think whatever weird gyroscope you've got in your brain makes sure everything doesn't switch off!
Found my mate asleep in front of the vending machine at work on a night shift once, his hand still poised with the coin! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?
No, I think whatever weird gyroscope you've got in your brain makes sure everything doesn't switch off!
Found my mate asleep in front of the vending machine at work on a night shift once, his hand still poised with the coin!"
id have pushed the coin in, nabbed the food and left him there haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location "
I've done this on another site and in a bit of a compromising state |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange
my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase
over to you lot..
In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol "
Me and Mrs Bendy had a d*unken couple of days in Glasgow, both got back to the hotel horny as fuck, started playing and- if you will excuse the graphic details- I started fisting her.
The next thing I remember was hearing 'Max,Max WAKE UP!' And I had managed to fall asleep with my hand inside her luckily we are still together |
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By *rsSuckWoman
over a year ago
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Fell asleep on the Piccadilly line(London Underground)on my way back from Heathrow airport after a 12 hour flight. Runs on a loop from Heathrow to Cockfosters in North East London somewhere. I woke up three times just as the tube came past Terminal 3. Finally made my way home to Hammersmith 5 hours later. Well rested and my suitcase was still there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have fell asleep at a train station after a night out while a was waiting with a girl to get a train the cow didn't even wake me up when her train come |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a night out on the town I ended up in the local bus station fallen asleep on the bus to get woken up by the bus driver at 7 in the morning he didnt look impresed hes bus smelt like donner kebab . I got out off there and got a taxi home |
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As anyone who knows me will confirm...I can (and do) fall asleep anywhere
Jacuzzi at Chams/Partners/No3, swimming pool at Partners, sitting on a bar stool in a club on Canal Street, buses, trains cars,planes/boats....plus all the obvious ones...chairs, settees etc.....however I do have a problem staying asleep in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst riding a motorcycle."
I had a GF used to that a lot.
Either in the rear hold of a 757. In the magazine of HMS churchill, between two racks of torpedoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst riding a motorcycle.
I remember my eldest brother doing thatmmmmmade a right mess of himself...luckily nothing that medical attention and time couldn't fix "
Just landed in yet more fing sand! (there had been alot of it!) |
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In the back of a conveniently unlocked transit can trying to find my way back to a campsite while a little intoxicated, woke up to find that 3 other people seemingly had the same idea, and non of us knew who the van belonged to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the grass in front of milton Keynes station with all my tramp mates..got woken up soaking wet by the sprinklers spinning round watering the grass the following morning |
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