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By *uietlykinkyme OP Woman over a year ago

kinky land

Would you?

http://news.sky.com/story/1191239/texting-a-washing-machine-a-slippery-slope

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By *uietlykinkyme OP Woman over a year ago

kinky land

I just know mine would text back 'you forgot to load me stupid biatttch

But text or not, I dont think ooooh how's the washer doing??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd worry in case it text back criticising my clothing tastes.

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By *uietlykinkyme OP Woman over a year ago

kinky land

I've got 3 kids & a dog. Mine would be demanding early retirement

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I think my washing machine should set up a profile on Fab then I could PM it to wash my clothes while looking at it's gaping hole and wanking.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'd love to text my Iron, then come home from work & find all my shirts done

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By *uietlykinkyme OP Woman over a year ago

kinky land

"I'd love to text my Iron, then come home from work & find all my shirts done

But you text for an update, so your iron would text back 'come and use me'

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By *uietlykinkyme OP Woman over a year ago

kinky land

"I think my washing machine should set up a profile on Fab then I could PM it to wash my clothes while looking at it's gaping hole and wanking."

speechless

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

When I was living with my gran, I had a magic chair. Every time I put dirty clothes on there, the next day they were washed and ironed and in my wardrobe.

Still no idea how that magical chair worked

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