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Using a pedometer as a WankOmeter
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I have figured if you strap your pedometer to your wanking hand and have a 5 knuckle shuffle, you can see how hard you are working.
I wanked 3 1/2 miles last night, no wonder I felt knackered afterwards!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmmm....3.5 miles eh? Not a marathon so no stamina. Yet not a sprint either....a gentle jog, maybe. How long did it take? Then I can work out your actual speed. "
You are such a geek.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you strapped it to you cock and had a fuck would that work as well ??  "
Maybe if you glued it to your arse. But it would not register if she was on top! |
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"Hmmmm....3.5 miles eh? Not a marathon so no stamina. Yet not a sprint either....a gentle jog, maybe. How long did it take? Then I can work out your actual speed.
You are such a geek.... "
And yet I didn't strap a pedometer to my wanking hand *sigh*....anyway, would it be measured in tpm? (thrwaps per minute)....and you could have an independent observer too if you're asking  |
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon "
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal. "
I'm picturing you in an anorak and holding a clipboard at the end of my bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I have figured if you strap your pedometer to your wanking hand and have a 5 knuckle shuffle, you can see how hard you are working.
I wanked 3 1/2 miles last night, no wonder I felt knackered afterwards!
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Fair play to ya Ben! I might try it myself. We have a chart at work where we list out New Years activities to stay fit. I'm going to add a new column to the chart!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal. "
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid"
I have a wankaid, it's called porn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid
I have a wankaid, it's called porn "
Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!
I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans" |
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid
I have a wankaid, it's called porn
Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!
I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans" "
I'm happy to donate some manfat to help them fry their beans in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid
I have a wankaid, it's called porn
Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!
I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans" "
They would only give Geldof the retard another knighthood, or possibly elevate him to sainthood, and ignore poor old Midge Ure again lol
I like Midge, feel quite sorry for him. Watched him the other week supporting simple minds at the O2
What were we talking about? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I strap it to my dildo?
We should have a charity wankathon
I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.
We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid
I have a wankaid, it's called porn "
I flipping love porn I do |
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