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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Cast the poster above as a person in an action film; guys, please don't skip the chap above to flatter the girl 8 posts above as she is 200 miles away and you aren't her type. So play fair and be creative. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Cast the poster above as a person in an action film; guys, please don't skip the chap above to flatter the girl 8 posts above as she is 200 miles away and you aren't her type. So play fair and be creative. "
gotta be a bond girl. She suffocates the enemy in her magnificent cleavage ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"guys, please don't skip the chap above to flatter the girl 8 posts above as she is 200 miles away and you aren't her type."
Isn't that the standard procedure for these kind of threads though?
Anyway, you can be a cashier in a bank hold up, taken into witness protection. |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Sexybrain - Criminal Mastermind and man with a spare nipple - Scaramanga - he has a golden gun with his name written on it and a PS3 control balanced on the top. However, he does shoot more than once and has a small Chinese manservant who brings in light refreshments during meets. Do not ask him about the whereabouts of 005, as he gets a bit excited. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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Working girl Tina's life is turned upside down when she's contracted by the CIA to infiltrate a Taliban stronghold inside Afghanistan and smuggle out the blueprints of the "Double Dome" nuclear facility that's planned for construction. Going one better, Tina makes off with a scale model stuffed under her burka and saves the day! |
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The guard behind the door in a club which the action hero goes to in order to confront a crime boss. Those eyes look out through a small slot & a gruff voice enquires as to the hero's business. Never seen again, but presumed dead for being a doofus & letting the hero in. |
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"Shall I cast myself then?
ComTesao stars in a psychological thriller about a man who peers through letter boxes. Plot still in development. "
I wouldn't cast MrMahogany in anything............I hear he's a bit wooden ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Shall I cast myself then?
ComTesao stars in a psychological thriller about a man who peers through letter boxes. Plot still in development.
I wouldn't cast MrMahogany in anything............I hear he's a bit wooden "
You misheard, "He gives good wood" was actually said. |
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"Shall I cast myself then?
ComTesao stars in a psychological thriller about a man who peers through letter boxes. Plot still in development.
I wouldn't cast MrMahogany in anything............I hear he's a bit wooden
You misheard, "He gives good wood" was actually said. "
Damn my aged ears ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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I would cast Scarlet Seduction's shoes as a murder weapon. I'd probably put her in as an extra. 3rd girl eating an icecream on street scene 4. However, THOSE shoes would be used to brain a hapless nuclear physicist. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I would cast Scarlet Seduction's shoes as a murder weapon. I'd probably put her in as an extra. 3rd girl eating an icecream on street scene 4. However, THOSE shoes would be used to brain a hapless nuclear physicist. "
Since it's Tina again I guess it has to be a remake of Chesty Morgan's "Deadly Weapons". |
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"Thug number 3 killed off in the opening seen and agen 42minuits into the film as a taxi driver. X "
With the figure, 'R' can be a pole dancer in a high class gentlemans club - however, after dancing near the badguys, and overhearing their conversation about an impending multi-million dollar deal, she reveals herself to be a highly trained assassin, ripping the pole out of the ground and bludgeoning them with it! |
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"Thug number 3 killed off in the opening seen and agen 42minuits into the film as a taxi driver. X
With the figure, 'R' can be a pole dancer in a high class gentlemans club - however, after dancing near the badguys, and overhearing their conversation about an impending multi-million dollar deal, she reveals herself to be a highly trained assassin, ripping the pole out of the ground and bludgeoning them with it!"
he`s the leader of a band of hired goons. threatening a local shopkeeper to pay the protection money. gives the keeper a few slaps and then gets his arse kicked by the hero ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
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"I didn't get cast! That casting couch is a myth! "
I did cast you but was beaten to it.
You would be the evil villains glamorous lady interest, sent by him to distract the action hero using your gorgeous body and sexual prowess ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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Bhram - I'd cast the lips of the girl on your BJ pic as a close up. The camera zooms to her sucking a lolly, as in the background all hell breaks loose as the bandits come tearing through the side of the bank in a customised Reliant Robin ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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