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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People letting dogs lick their face and lips....bleurgh!!!!
After watching them lick their balls or arses.......the dogs that is, not the owners..."
after some of the dates I have had, I am sure a dog would of been cleaner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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looks at my 4 sleeping dogs, who do stink a bit due to the wet weather and a row of saddles waiting to be cleaned in the morning, mm I love the smell of wet leather  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phlegm, spitting and lots of saliva makes me heave. People who have lots of saliva at the corner of their mouths when they talk. I also hate pics of cum dribbling out of mouths. I dont swalllow cum or have it in my mouth (apart from my OHs) because it reminds me of Phlegm.
People's breath smelling of garlic
People who click their bones
D*unk people
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh
Surely that's good?
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No it's not. I hate using the toilet after anyone else. I'm not that keen on using the shower after anyone either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic... 
beat me to it ! "
In a dogs saliva there is bits of shit that it has just licked off its own arse and the remnants of piss that it has licked off its own genitals. If it has just been for a walk it may even contain shit from other animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or eat its own poo! or other dogs poo!
Why do dogs develop copraphilia?"
They prefer sheet shit. Honest. As soon as they come from the dog beauty parlour they dash to the nearest pile, have a good chew and then roll in it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Phlegm, spitting and lots of saliva makes me heave. People who have lots of saliva at the corner of their mouths when they talk. I also hate pics of cum dribbling out of mouths. I dont swalllow cum or have it in my mouth (apart from my OHs) because it reminds me of Phlegm.
People's breath smelling of garlic
People who click their bones
D*unk people
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D*unk people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic... "
so does human spit but it only works on certain types of bacteria, namely those harmful to have in your mouth or eyes, not the rest of bacteria which are harmful to have going into your wounds and you're introducing to a cut. putting dog spit in a wound is is very very likely to result in infection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing really makes me heave to be honest. Not sure why not - just doesn't affect me really.
...although, i have things that i hate.
- Stinky food on the train - especially when the whole train is empty and they come and sit next to me with a salt and vinegar crisps. Off all the bloody flavours, why that stinking lip burning chip of a potato!
- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true).
- mismatched socks and shoes. C'mon! You trying to tell me you couldn't tell? And your telling me it's trendy? Naaaaah mate!
- couples all loved up whilst shopping. Stop smooching and get on with your shopping list willl you! You can do her later for crying out loud - just not by the bloody fresh fish!
...there's more. And i've just realised i may have said too much.
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By (user no longer on site)
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- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true)."
on that note over 50% of touch screens have human fecal matter on them.
hand rails are higher still.
fortunately we have a nice big vat of hydrochloric acid just after our mouths.
and the bacteria on your fingers are less dangerous than the bacteria in poo which is meant to live in your gut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true).
on that note over 50% of touch screens have human fecal matter on them.
hand rails are higher still.
fortunately we have a nice big vat of hydrochloric acid just after our mouths.
and the bacteria on your fingers are less dangerous than the bacteria in poo which is meant to live in your gut."
Cor blimey! I guess people were being rather literal when they say 'you have shit on your phone'?!
..that reminds me of a documentary i once saw about Glastonbury and how they found feacal matters in people's hair (you know, oops i have a scratch down there and an itch up here).
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh tears work by the same mechanism and are much cleaner than both human or animal spit."
Yeah but it's a bit mean to make a puppy cry just because you managed to cut yourself. |
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"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic... "
I know but it's still disgusting seeing a dog lick someone's face and practically song them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...
I know but it's still disgusting seeing a dog lick someone's face and practically song them"
We have all met a handsome guy, had a night of passion, and woken up next to a dog, surprising what you will chat up when your pissed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dogs licking faces is disgusting, especially if the owner opens their mouth and their licking tongues. Just seems so wrong "
I have been told their are sites especially for that, like there are sites for anything you can imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic... "
Wow, i didnt know that. Not when they are in season or have leaky anal glands though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People farting. And especially if they do it when I am eating. I don't want to breath in the air that's been mingling with your shit. Go to the bathroom. |
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