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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me it's how to copy and paste using an iPad

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

That I'm a lazy bone idle git who spends far too much time on here when I should be doing things a lot more productive ... will I ever learn ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life, it goes on !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that bronze horse statues frigging hurt when they head but your knee cap

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

rivers can only take so much rain fall ...grabs the wellies !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learned how to have an orgasm with my bf's electric toothbrush by the time he comes out of the shower and still have time to back the bed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

i dont know how to copy and paste on my tablet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned how to have an orgasm with my bf's electric toothbrush by the time he comes out of the shower and still have time to back the bed "

and if your bf pisses you off, they are great for cleaning the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that if i open a packet of custard creams mid morning,, they will have vanished by 8.30pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How to make soup.

Yesterday was how to use washing powder.

Sod Google, Fab is the search tool for all things knowledgable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i dont know how to copy and paste on my tablet"

Look on the I need the link to thread , hottie told me how to but I'm useless at explaining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned how to have an orgasm with my bf's electric toothbrush by the time he comes out of the shower and still have time to back the bed "

awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt how much more it costs to eat healthy !!!

But I also learnt how much weight I put on over christmas !

so needs must !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learned how to have an orgasm with my bf's electric toothbrush by the time he comes out of the shower and still have time to back the bed "
So funny..that actually made me lol...class !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me it's how to copy and paste using an iPad

Ive learnt sod all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tea towels are a poor substitute for an oven glove! Ouch

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I learnt that _inatitz has a fantastic star wars collection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have learnt that throwing your Christmas tree around and whacking it off two walls will NOT get it into the box any easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt that _inatitz has a fantastic star wars collection

And the best big boner on fab

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By *lackCherryCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Berta (Conchata Ferrell) from Two and a half men was in Edward Scissor hands? Mrs

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"i dont know how to copy and paste on my tablet"

Just press the screen until what you want to copy is highlighted...

The cut / copy / paste options come up at the top..

Choose the copy one... then paste to wherevet you want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That im gullible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can't have the same devil may care attitude towards stretching before playing football anymore.

My legs, they don't really work at this moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt that _inatitz has a fantastic star wars collection

Nearly as fantastic as her boobs

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

that i have the best Man in the world, who can read me like a book x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

I have learnt that hiding the tv remote from my son so he can't switch my bedroom tv on when he should be going to bed is daft when I'm tired and can't remember where it is till 2 hours later!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That I have more chocolate in the cupboard but no _ruit in the bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In keeping with the OP how to keep the CAPS lock on the iPad/iPhone, so much easier when you want to shout at someone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I learnt that _inatitz has a fantastic star wars collection

The films? Toys???

Starwars geek right here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That by being persistent and presenting your argument well, you can change somebody's views

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

Lots of things.

...my kids go out to play and I get my tools out for s photo pretty quick

How someone who only gets one free weekend a month can be suddenly free to go on holiday in Spring gor a week!

And lastly that arranging two play meets has put a sparkle in me

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By *utty_JiggleCouple over a year ago

Black Country

Never leaves things to the last minute - although I say that everytime. Nutty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i learnt the bus times coz i missed mines and got fcuking soaked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In keeping with the OP how to keep the CAPS lock on the iPad/iPhone, so much easier when you want to shout at someone

yep that's always handy

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

the away team never get a penalty in front of the kop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i learnt the bus times coz i missed mines and got fcuking soaked

Hahaha

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt that some things that people Don't do tells me more about what they think of me than things they do do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That orgasms can lead to headaches/migraines ...and that explains the headache I have right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ? "

Indeed you can

just press the little mic button next to the space bar....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How to hoola hoop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ?

Indeed you can

just press the little mic button next to the space bar...."

Be right back , now who shall I text

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By *drenaline rushMan over a year ago

Burnley

That supposedly I'm not fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i love telling people they have just q jumped.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ?

Indeed you can

just press the little mic button next to the space bar....

Be right back , now who shall I text

That's bloody amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today I learned that too much squirty cream on your children's hot chocolate makes them feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of what has been said on here, apart from when I played earlier I didn't get a headache, so I hope yours goes away soon

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"the away team never get a penalty in front of the kop "

you mean you have only just learnt that... I can tell you that as an arsenal fan for years... lol

what have i learnt today... green bay fans are hard.... no way would i be at a game if the tempreture was -15... and the wind chill was -24

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Me it's how to copy and paste using an iPad

bloody hell, you'll be setting up your own genius bar and getting a blue shirt next!!!

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By *ightkitty4uWoman over a year ago

Epsom

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ?

Indeed you can

just press the little mic button next to the space bar....

Be right back , now who shall I text

That's bloody amazing

I know! it's fantastic esp if your trying to use big words and how no idea how to spell them....

Wonder is Siri can make dinner and tea yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After two years of owning my Iphone I learnt today I can just talk to it instead of typing out a text message! Amazing for when you can't spell a word!!

I've over the last two years abuse Siri by asking him silly questions, my faves being

Who let the dogs out

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

What you can talk a text message ?

Indeed you can

just press the little mic button next to the space bar....

Be right back , now who shall I text

That's bloody amazing

I know! it's fantastic esp if your trying to use big words and how no idea how to spell them....

Wonder is Siri can make dinner and tea yet? "

It works on here as well it's amazing

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My new boots are really comfy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that some super sexy couple has me hotlisted!! ding dong

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That some people do send me stupid bloody messages!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I'm a lazy bone idle git who spends far too much time on here when I should be doing things a lot more productive ... will I ever learn ????

So true..and I'm still on it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That going cycling first thing in the morning is much more beneficial than going in the afternoon/evening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people on here do actually like me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That there are some 2 faced fuckers in this world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are some confusing things that go on here. I just think I know what im doing then I get all confused again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's hard to be a pirate..

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

How to search profiles by using the url at the top. Very useful when the profile is hidden.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thats I have a lot of Music Files!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have learnt that throwing your Christmas tree around and whacking it off two walls will NOT get it into the box any easier

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By *issmekate xxxWoman over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

"How to search profiles by using the url at the top. Very useful when the profile is hidden."

The url ???? Can't see what you mean ... or is this just for fabs on your phone ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can use my mobile phone as a tv remote

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That a horny dream needs to become a reality again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A handy tip to help quit smoking.

Going to a sauna 3-4 days straight as it helps to sweat the nicotine out your system quicker.

Will be trying this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive learnt that trying to clean my lounge with my 1 year old twins awake is one of the worst ideas I have ever had. Given up now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A handy tip to help quit smoking.

Going to a sauna 3-4 days straight as it helps to sweat the nicotine out your system quicker.

Will be trying this one. "

I thought it only took 3 days for the nicotine to leave body anyway ?

Anything that helps is great though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...that my legs aren't as hairy as i thought they were.

As for everything else...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I've just learnt that I hate being back in work after nearly 2 weeks off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've learnt I cannot function with 3 hours sleep

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That people still send a friend invite so I can see their face pic. Just bloody attach one to the message instead

Your profile is empty because you have an important job?? What about all the lawyers teachers and solicitors I have seen fuller profiles on here???

Write in flipping sentances and read the profile. Excuses excuses. Wondering if they all are related to my ex husband!!

(Sorry all) just need a scream and rant.

...and breathe x

Grrrr need a rant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That my new thermos food flask leaks and my car and top is going to smell of pasta sauce for the rest if the day...bad times!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That some guys on here actually have audacity to complain about not being able to get meets when they have done prior to their complaining

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By *inkySCouple over a year ago

Capetown

That even on a day off work I should set alarm if I want to wake before 10!!! Need a cuppa badly but don't want to get out from under the duvet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How to change a master cylinder on a JCB 5M Telehandler.

What an exciting job I have, heh.

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That a looked at me can lead to some arousing things

Just need a lift now lol

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

To stay clear of the M1

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

That toothache I thought was caused by a Brazil nut was actually the nerve dying. So root canal started and that'll be an arm and a leg thanks. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can go to the dentist without blarting!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I can go to the dentist without blarting!! "

Let me know how you achieved this!!

I am really terrible and cry and shake!!

Not looking forward to my visit next month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That I can go to the dentist without blarting!! "

never had a phobia or fear so dont understand that genuine petrified feeling.. glad it went well for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can't cook poached eggs

That "same place" was a club in the Dam

That Iv list my mojo!!!!!!!

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By *riskygazMan over a year ago

birmingham

that the gas meter has run out again, fuck I am spending a fortune on gas

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That I am getting a tax rebate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to read the highway code before I book my theory test....

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

"That I am getting a tax rebate.

Oh be careful. A friend of mine got a rebate on the 23rd December of ust over 1600. She got a letter this morning saying it was a mistake and a tax bill for just over 1700. Luckily she hadn't spent it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That I am getting a tax rebate.

Pet, don't spoil my little happy dance.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

"That I am getting a tax rebate.

Pet, don't spoil my little happy dance.

Oh sorry hun, hope you are gonna spoil yourself with it xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That I am getting a tax rebate.

Pet, don't spoil my little happy dance.

Oh sorry hun, hope you are gonna spoil yourself with it xxx

I spent some of it before knowing I was getting it and I'm off to Belfast this weekend. I'm hoping to stumble across someone to spoil myself on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That left over duck and vegetables doesn't make a very nice soup

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By *unPeteMan over a year ago

Near Bristol

Xmas decorations should be taken down by now or your knob drops off!

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

That waiting for news about someone is agony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That you should trust the police about as far as you can throw them. But to be fair I knew that anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That buying little pink baby clothes makes me smile

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I need new slippers. Mine have a hole in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."

SALTS

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Xmas decorations should be taken down by now or your knob drops off!"

OMG! Maybe this is why I haven't got one!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?"

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

That being a bit late for my hospital appointment was fine cos they're running behind.

And that the sign that says 1 1/2 hours behind actually means 3 hours.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X "

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm not 'all that' and I should come down a level. Obviously that bad UNLOS!!

Oh and I can't reverse around corners under testconditions

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She is indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life xx

I'm an angel me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That you can nod off nicely in a corner of the witness room at court.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

She's making out she's all angelic!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

Oi, bugger off you lot, you know I'm an angel???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

And will you spank me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

And will you spank me

You like me spanking you!!

So tell me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive learnt that 1click buying on amazon could be fatal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how not falling alseep on the train to work and ending up in stoke is a good thing

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Was I right??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

And will you spank me

You like me spanking you!!

So tell me lol

Oh bugger off you lot you oops it should have been a k not an n I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ive learnt that 1click buying on amazon could be fatal

Oh don't you just hate that 1click

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

And will you spank me

You like me spanking you!!

So tell me lol

Oh bugger off you lot you oops it should have been a k not an n I'm an angel

Angel my arse

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

I'll shout at you if you don't

And will you spank me

You like me spanking you!!

So tell me lol

Oh bugger off you lot you oops it should have been a k not an n I'm an angel

I was right then!! I said that up there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I'm not the heir of Slytherin... I am just a filthy muggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life"

What's UNLOS?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life

What's UNLOS?

It was meant to be my new year name. Unfortunately it had already been taken - thousands of times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

She's is really terrible IRL

OBOYLYNIAA !!!!!! What does this mean???

I'm not telling cos you will shout at me

Oi, bugger off you lot, you know I'm an angel??? "

I've just seen this hottie so yep you were right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can put filters on my google search to stop adult content appearing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life

What's UNLOS?

It was meant to be my new year name. Unfortunately it had already been taken - thousands of times. "

It means user no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That not packing my waterproof cycling trousers because "there's no way it'll rain on the way back from work, it seems okay today" is a very foolish presumption.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I don't want or need a dog when my youngest (1) will play fetch for ages! Complete with refusing to drop!

I sound such a cruel mum

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

That there is a member of the house of Lords called Lady Garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That apparently if you kneel on a guy's knob it hurts a bit

Or whip it

* this was all accidental may I add - it is dark without the light on

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

never give up despite everything going against it outcome tomw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where to find my BBM pin!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That i'm still horny after numerous plays ......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i'm still horny after numerous plays ......

Aberdeen has never seemed so distant.....although is still a considerable distance lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i'm still horny after numerous plays ......

Aberdeen has never seemed so distant.....although is still a considerable distance lol"

Well someone has looked up google maps....clever boy! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i'm still horny after numerous plays ......

Aberdeen has never seemed so distant.....although is still a considerable distance lol

Well someone has looked up google maps....clever boy! lol"

No, it just sounded foreign

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That i'm still horny after numerous plays ......

Aberdeen has never seemed so distant.....although is still a considerable distance lol

Well someone has looked up google maps....clever boy! lol

No, it just sounded foreign

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

never expect a compliment from my mum lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When there's a possibility of something negative happening. If I say it will happen. It will happen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That normally i can't dance to save my life.

But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

SALTS

What's that stand for? Or do I not want to know?

It means smiles a little then stops.

A toned down version of LOL X

She a cheeky bugger that Moo

She's even worse IRL.

Oi I am here you pair

And what's IRL

In real life

What's UNLOS?

It was meant to be my new year name. Unfortunately it had already been taken - thousands of times.

It means user no longer on site

Thank you

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By *eather_satinCouple over a year ago

West Sussex

That I'm a little bit addicted to this site!

Neen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That even though I've eaten like a pig the size 16 dress I bought needs to go back as it's too big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I could easily throttle the teenage child next door who is warbling along to shit music!!

I'm counting to 100 at the moment

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Good to have a day off after visiting a club midweek

) xx

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am a lazy cow and need a kick up the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I can beat temptation even 2 lovely looking cakes it's hard I tell you

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