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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
a straightjacket |
"Yes we all started life as a girl - and then some just couldn't cut it and defaulted to being male!
(Ducks behind sofa with tin hat on)  "
You wanna try coping with man flu, it's deadly I tell ya, haha  |
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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
a straightjacket |
"Yes we all started life as a girl - and then some just couldn't cut it and defaulted to being male!
(Ducks behind sofa with tin hat on) "
You wanna try coping with man flu, it's deadly I tell ya, haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes we all started life as a girl - and then some just couldn't cut it and defaulted to being male!
(Ducks behind sofa with tin hat on) "
its the truth   |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Yes we all started life as a girl - and then some just couldn't cut it and defaulted to being male!
(Ducks behind sofa with tin hat on)
You wanna try coping with man flu, it's deadly I tell ya, haha "
Well, when you can continuously bleed for days on end every month without dying let me know!  |
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By *er himWoman
over a year ago
Essex |
we all started neither. The division of one fertilised cell is neither male or female. Its how they mutate as to whether female or male gender develops. clit or penis, ovaries or testicles. womb or prostate. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
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Well, when you can continuously bleed for days on end every month without dying let me know!
My ears bleed for days and days when my wife is on her periods... nag nag nag  "
Women only nag because men don't listen in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well, when you can continuously bleed for days on end every month without dying let me know!
My ears bleed for days and days when my wife is on her periods... nag nag nag
Women only nag because men don't listen in the first place. "
We listen , we just choose to ignore  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug "
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality .... |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
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Well, when you can continuously bleed for days on end every month without dying let me know!
My ears bleed for days and days when my wife is on her periods... nag nag nag
Women only nag because men don't listen in the first place.
We listen , we just choose to ignore "
Which is why you get lost a lot!! |
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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago
a straightjacket |
"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ...."
It can't buy a drink or open doors for you though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ....
It can't buy a drink or open doors for you though! "
Or clean your car, or make you feel special, or not mind if you're in need of a cuddle!  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ....
It can't buy a drink or open doors for you though! "
I learnt how to open doors as a child and have been buying my own drinks since I was 15 (yup underage drinker). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ....
It can't buy a drink or open doors for you though!
I learnt how to open doors as a child and have been buying my own drinks since I was 15 (yup underage drinker)."
This is why chivalry is dying out!.... |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"But you all love and want men, cos a rampant rabbit cant mow the lawn or change a fuse in a plug
I change my own plugs and pay someone to mow my lawn.
A vibe doesn't come in pissed, doesn't leave it's dirty socks everywhere, doesn't hog the duvet, fart when you are sat on the sofa with it, compare you to its mother, get 'maflu', cough up phlegm loudly every morning, wonder why you need another pair of shoes, tell you your arse looks big, complain when you hang your wet stockings on the radiator, expect to be cooked for then moans about it not being restaurant quality ....
It can't buy a drink or open doors for you though!
I learnt how to open doors as a child and have been buying my own drinks since I was 15 (yup underage drinker).
This is why chivalry is dying out!.... "
Ah the age of chivalry where helpless maidens in distress were rescued by heroes on horseback, married them and spent the rest of their lives in chastity belts whilst hubby went on a crusade.
Thank fuck for modernism. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we all started neither. The division of one fertilised cell is neither male or female. Its how they mutate as to whether female or male gender develops. clit or penis, ovaries or testicles. womb or prostate."
"All vetebrate embryos are inherently female..." It says so in Jurassic Park, so it must be true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes we all started life as a girl - and then some just couldn't cut it and defaulted to being male!
(Ducks behind sofa with tin hat on) "
ADMIN!! admin!! admin! - I am deeply offended!!! |
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