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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them? |
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?"
They might be into a little Black Magic though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?"
Would be very wrong of you to eat them Mr Grizzly, so drop them off at my truck and I'll tell you what they taste like....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?"
UUUmmm....a moral dilema indeed...
Personally..I would carefully removed the outside cellophane wrapper...open the box...suck the outside layer of chocolate off all of them...replace them....rewrap..carefully...and bob's your uncle....you can look pious....and charitable...have a gob full of chocolate....and they will never remember who donated them...
But I think this is one for Radio 4's The Moral Maze....  |
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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?"
How could you sleep at night and i have no doubt they would get stuck in your throat with guilt 
Christalx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?
Would be very wrong of you to eat them Mr Grizzly, so drop them off at my truck and I'll tell you what they taste like.... "
PMSL ya necrophiliac sheep shagging motorway hogging madman.......if I can't eat them...neither can you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes!! you will burn in the bowels of hell if you so much as sniff those chocolates
That's what I was afraid of "
I just noticed you told them at christmas you had some chocs?
Its now nearly april
They would'nt have lasted past Jan 1st in this house |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes!! you will burn in the bowels of hell if you so much as sniff those chocolates
That's what I was afraid of
I just noticed you told them at christmas you had some chocs?
Its now nearly april
They would'nt have lasted past Jan 1st in this house "
lol...nooooooo.....told them I'd take them some.......just got around to buying them.....they as fresh as daisies....the chocs, not the nuns |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It just goes to prove that charity begins at home and one shouldn't make promises that one cannot keep. Chocolates do not come under the commandment of 'give up all thy worldy goods' and I can distinctly remember when I was in the olive grove with my mate Jes and he had a box of Celebrations and when I asked for one he said, "Go fuck yaself!" and ran off with them tucked under his fookin cassock! Greedy cunt. |
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Stu if you really cared about those lovely nuns you would be buying them decent chocolate, not those cheap nasty Black Magic crap!
If you think that will gain you entry on judgement day you are mistaken, God only eats real chocolate!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stu if you really cared about those lovely nuns you would be buying them decent chocolate, not those cheap nasty Black Magic crap!
If you think that will gain you entry on judgement day you are mistaken, God only eats real chocolate!
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Is a long way to Devon just to buy chocolate....next time I go to Cornwall for a pastie (which I do sometimes when the mood takes me)...i'll be sure to stop in and get some real chocolate...in meantime...nuns will have to make do..lol |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"At Christmas...told the Nuns at the local Convent that I'd drop them in some chocolates as a little gift......
Now have a box of black magic and tin of roses here ready to take across.....but keep looking at them in the pantry and thinking I'd really like to eat the black magic......
Would it be very wrong of me to eat them?"
Is that a late christmas present or an early one?
If it is an early one then they don't really need them yet as they will have forgotten you have given them one in March..........so eat them I say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi!!! less of the madman, lmao...
PMSL....have smacked my wrist and chastised myself with some very colourful words "
Well I suppose it's better than drawing over your face in colourful pens again!
And hey, why dont you dig deeper in those big pockets, and buy those dutiful nuns some thorntons.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oi!!! less of the madman, lmao...
PMSL....have smacked my wrist and chastised myself with some very colourful words
Well I suppose it's better than drawing over your face in colourful pens again!
And hey, why dont you dig deeper in those big pockets, and buy those dutiful nuns some thorntons.... "
FFS....they only nuns...I aint trying to get into their Hessian knickers!!!
And I haven't coloured in my face since the doc started giving me the little green pills  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know, that Morpheus is a fraud, cos I took the red pill, and was whisked to a carpark, where Brenny was climbing into my truck!!!!! Needless to say, I dragged her out, filled her hands with........ M&S deli food, and sped off faster than a hot curry thru a dodgy belly!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know, that Morpheus is a fraud, cos I took the red pill, and was whisked to a carpark, where Brenny was climbing into my truck!!!!! Needless to say, I dragged her out, filled her hands with........ M&S deli food, and sped off faster than a hot curry thru a dodgy belly!!!! "
PMSL.....poor bren |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mucky trucker...........tell Stu what I just called you "
Mr Grizzly, this lovely lady thinks that Im your PIMP, lol..... so I told her you're cheap, in fact, you do anything for some cake ingredients, lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forgive me for my stupidity but isnt it April tomorrow?? Your either rather late in delivering your chocolates or rather premature "
lol...bit late....but only bought them at the weekend ...kept forgetting....but driving past the convent shamed me into action |
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"im sorry i dont know you so to others this may be a stupid question but.....Why???
why are you giving nuns black magic chocolate?  "
You can tell your new to the forums, you will soon learn that you dont ask stu anything especially whose died |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im sorry i dont know you so to others this may be a stupid question but.....Why???
why are you giving nuns black magic chocolate? "
Isn't it past your bedtime yet...???  |
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"im sorry i dont know you so to others this may be a stupid question but.....Why???
why are you giving nuns black magic chocolate?
Isn't it past your bedtime yet...??? "
Hes allowed to stay up tonight, hes still trying to find out what fuzzy felts are |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im in bed with my jammies and everything"
no sorry i am just screwing with you in what era did a person of 18 years of age have a bed time?
and sorry i struggled with fuzzy felts i have grown up with modern day stuff do you realise that It was created in 1950?? also "fuzzy felts?" it just seems boring. felt should only be used when making soft toys
sorry i guess im crancy from lack of sleep  |
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""Im in bed with my jammies and everything"
no sorry i am just screwing with you in what era did a person of 18 years of age have a bed time?
and sorry i struggled with fuzzy felts i have grown up with modern day stuff do you realise that It was created in 1950?? also "fuzzy felts?" it just seems boring. felt should only be used when making soft toys
sorry i guess im crancy from lack of sleep "
Now come on, you know at 18 your going to get teased by us oldies. Fuzzy felts are modern day, i looked them up earlier to see if you could still by them. If your a good boy and go to bed when we say i might by you some or if your really good i will by you a small box of lego |
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By (user no longer on site)
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YaaaaaY LEGO!!!!!!!
*tries to calm down and act grumpy*
i dont need lego *you can actualy hear the crack in my voice*
and hey dont chastise me for bringing a little immaturity here :P
and i dont mind being made fun of but beware muhahaha age jokes can go both ways.........im joking of course i may be young but i know never under any cercumstance mention a womans age |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Im in bed with my jammies and everything"
no sorry i am just screwing with you in what era did a person of 18 years of age have a bed time?
and sorry i struggled with fuzzy felts i have grown up with modern day stuff do you realise that It was created in 1950?? also "fuzzy felts?" it just seems boring. felt should only be used when making soft toys
sorry i guess im crancy from lack of sleep "
You should just have your little sleepy nap in the afternoon...you wouldn't be so cranky and overtired in the evening.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You told them 'chocolates' you didnt say what kind, so I'd scoff the Black Magic and give them the Roses, they are hardly gonna turn round and call you a greedy twat now are they !!! "
I ate them last night  Haven't slept a wink and can still feel the fiery furnaces of hell lapping round my ankles........ |
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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago
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"You told them 'chocolates' you didnt say what kind, so I'd scoff the Black Magic and give them the Roses, they are hardly gonna turn round and call you a greedy twat now are they !!!
I ate them last night Haven't slept a wink and can still feel the fiery furnaces of hell lapping round my ankles........"
Mmmmm I like the sound of this fiery furnace feeling, Black magic you say |
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