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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I love these! Recently had someone tell me that I was a little bit old but still sexy. I know he was trying to be nice but it did make me smile in all the wrong ways. What others have you had, or are you a master/mistress at putting your foot in your mouth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'You're actually lovely'
'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'
Of the same man 
Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things."
He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"'You're actually lovely'
'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'
Of the same man
Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.
He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x"
I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'You're actually lovely'
'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'
Of the same man
Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.
He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x
I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics!"
They do make me laugh but it's a good sign they are being honest lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over a pm i told a scottish lassie, she was a cracker, but then instead of leaving it there, had to qualify it with myself that i meant a lovely woman and NOT an overweight detective lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"over a pm i told a scottish lassie, she was a cracker, but then instead of leaving it there, had to qualify it with myself that i meant a lovely woman and NOT an overweight detective lol"
I had something similar with a scots lass. She was sending me really dirty texts, I called her a dirty dog then lol. She got the right hump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'
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...oh, and then a few weeks/months down the line. I'd get a message saying whether i've shaved it off yet.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'
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...oh, and then a few weeks/months down the line. I'd get a message saying whether i've shaved it off yet.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'You're actually lovely'
'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'
Of the same man
Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.
He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x
I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics!
They do make me laugh but it's a good sign they are being honest lol x"
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I got a message about my pussy looking good for its age. I responded with although there many miles on the click it's well serviced and kept lubricated  "
Nice one!!
Some great ones here!
Three cheers for the verbally challenged (and I include myself in that! ). It certainly lightens my day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst ones have been from my OH when he's not thinking. The 'you'd be sexier slimmer' thing, also, 'You give the best bj's, what the other girl did was almost too good.'
Obv not the best then am I, silly div.
Toothy all the way for the next few then you knob lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst ones have been from my OH when he's not thinking. The 'you'd be sexier slimmer' thing, also, 'You give the best bj's, what the other girl did was almost too good.'
Obv not the best then am I, silly div.
Toothy all the way for the next few then you knob lol.
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This made me laugh so hard... |
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guilty as charged lol
Do I get another smacked bum?
...it's meant as a compliment: allegedly. 
