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Ok, so we now have; where are the hot men, where are the sexy women & a bloody fugly revolution.
I'm not one of the hot men but I'm not fugly either.
So come join my 'pretty much in the middle, kinda good looking in the right light' collective. Together we won't turn heads but neither will we give anyone the boak. We'll have tea, cake & sex. Who's in? |
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"Me 
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?....."
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. |
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake."
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? |
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? "
LOVE carrot cake. |
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? "
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! |
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!"
He?!? I'm a she |
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
LOVE carrot cake."
I'll put the kettle on.
Also, welcome voluptuous & scarlet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!"
I've a tin of Roses open |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!
He?!? I'm a she "
You didn't let me finish.....and my lack of sugar has caused temporary blindness. Quick, carrot cake or tin of roses (not the orange or strawberry ones) to restore my vision  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!
I've a tin of Roses open"
Ooo any strawberry ones left?
I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think new members should bring a cake, looks like we might run low...
You don't belong in here, too pretty by far!"
Don't worry, we'll feed you cake until your not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!
I've a tin of Roses open
Ooo any strawberry ones left?
I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl "
yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!
I've a tin of Roses open
Ooo any strawberry ones left?
I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl
yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl "
If you are feeding me the strawberry ones yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me
No hot women either!!
Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?.....
No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake.
Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some?
If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!
I've a tin of Roses open
Ooo any strawberry ones left?
I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl
yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl
If you are feeding me the strawberry ones yes "
go on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is me... Middle of the road... 
Yes, but it a yellow brick one that leads to some fabulous places x"
Oh it sure does, rainbows end is full of surprises ... |
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left.
The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! "
I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex.
I wish Mary Berry would start a website... |
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left.
The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please!
I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex.
I wish Mary Berry would start a website..."
Sex? On the internet? That'll never work.
Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake? |
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left.
The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please!
I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex.
I wish Mary Berry would start a website...
Sex? On the internet? That'll never work.
Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake?"
That's a great idea! She does have a website but there is no forum, I'll email her with the idea! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left.
The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please!
I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex.
I wish Mary Berry would start a website...
Sex? On the internet? That'll never work.
Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake?
That's a great idea! She does have a website but there is no forum, I'll email her with the idea!"
Tell her to get on Fab as well, so she can thank me in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm joining this club
Far too hot I'm afraid. You'll intimidate the other members. It's the sexy girls club for you.
Gutted  "
No, my face is just average. They won't accept me in the sexy club |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up
Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that "
o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams |
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up
Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that
o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams "
Ohh this is turning into quite some party!!
Anyone got any cheese on sticks?!
Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now? |
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"I'm joining this club
Far too hot I'm afraid. You'll intimidate the other members. It's the sexy girls club for you.
Gutted
No, my face is just average. They won't accept me in the sexy club"
Hmm....not so sure. But ok, you can join. You'll have to sit next to me though. For initiation
Also, welcome sassy, fockers & muffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up
Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that
o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams
Ohh this is turning into quite some party!!
Anyone got any cheese on sticks?!
Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now? "
didnt game4it have 40 bags of salt n vinegar she no longer wanted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up
Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that
o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams
Ohh this is turning into quite some party!!
Anyone got any cheese on sticks?!
Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now?
didnt game4it have 40 bags of salt n vinegar she no longer wanted?"
Oh my god you are sooo right unsure wether they'd be allowed on this erm average thread though... Maybe they could chuck them over the wall |
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"As im decidedly average on the looks scale for the TV/TS world then I'm in. Can I have coffee though. Dont mean to be a pain."
You're not a pain, mon in 
There was supposed to also be sex in this club as well as cake & snacks, we're not comfort eating, we're here for fun. Who's up for it? |
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"As im decidedly average on the looks scale for the TV/TS world then I'm in. Can I have coffee though. Dont mean to be a pain.
You're not a pain, mon in
There was supposed to also be sex in this club as well as cake & snacks, we're not comfort eating, we're here for fun. Who's up for it? "
SEX well I'm not sure about that? I'm only here for the beer |
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"Ok, so we now have; where are the hot men, where are the sexy women & a bloody fugly revolution.
I'm not one of the hot men but I'm not fugly either.
So come join my 'pretty much in the middle, kinda good looking in the right light' collective. Together we won't turn
heads but neither will we give anyone
the boak. We'll have tea, cake & sex.
Who's in?"
My sort of thread, I think.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, so we now have; where are the hot men, where are the sexy women & a bloody fugly revolution.
I'm not one of the hot men but I'm not fugly either.
So come join my 'pretty much in the middle, kinda good looking in the right light' collective. Together we won't turn
heads but neither will we give anyone
the boak. We'll have tea, cake & sex.
Who's in?
My sort of thread, I think.... "
Welcome Steve although you maybe hot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did someone say cake?
I've got a small mountain of roses to contribute. Though I've eaten all the purple ones. 
Your not average though are you hmmm  "
I would say so. Way too many spare tyres for the hot thread (particularly after scoffing all the chocolates) but not cracked any mirrors recently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh budge up and let me in
We may need a Bigger Phone Box 
You'd be surprised how many can fit in a phone box
If anyone would know, it's you "
Errrrr excuse me ... Wasn't it I that found you beside a phone box  |
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"We were going to take some pics whilst building the phone box extension to go on the DIY based avatar challenge thread...
Squeezing in sounds much more fun! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/14 15:21:43]
You don't belong in the fugly room x aww thanks neither do u but we can snuggle in the corner together "
Deal x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would just like to say, I'm loving all the good feeling & good vibes in this club. Thank you all for joining! "
I've just found this thread! I'm pleased to know that I'm not alone in being down right average.  |
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